NT, Share your MILF/Cougar experiences

[crazy dav0]

arsenio

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@ responses over the past couple of pages

 

[flatbushfiyah23]

LMAO @ the posting of that hideous MILF and the Arsenio gif execution.

 

[1c3m4m]

Originally Posted by cOlorWay

I gaurentee there are tons of MILFS/Cougars at a Rod Stewart concert. Middle aged women go nuts for this guy.

I just heard him on the radio at work and this came to my mind.

 

[the gangsta m crisis]

Originally Posted by nawghtyhare

Originally Posted by FreshMoney15

Originally Posted by finnns2003

Originally Posted by picknroll24

Originally Posted by Master Zik

Originally Posted by trapmuzik617

Originally Posted by nawghtyhare

I've had two milfs or cougars about two years ago........well one was a GMILF (51) and the other was like a less agile leopard(39). Well anyway the 51 year old was a freak she could give brain like a neural sergeon. OMFG I'm shivering just thinking about it. Umm ummm ummmm. She had big ol ******* mind u a lil saggy cause of age but *$$% I didn't care. Big ol pink nipples lookin like grapes or something. She was def one of the freakest females I ever messed with. She liked it in the #!! and everything. What's crazy is it just slid in without lube or anything felt about the same as her +%*@%. I also liked going over there cause her son was 1 year and a half under me and we would be on the 360 all day. His mom cooking us food and then at night me and her. She was Brazilian.......she was def cool to kick it with. Still talk every now and then but haven't seen each other in a while

The other lady was black she had a son I think he was 13 or 14 or something but he was slow crazy or something I can't remember so he was away at a school. She would come to my house and we would drink watch movies and Talk. We would do it but she was a lil to wild for me. The last time we did it she on top riding me but idk if maybe she just ain't did it in a long time or what but she on top of me flapping her arms like a !!*$##$ duck thinking she was doing something I had to tell her to chill and show her how I wanted it. So she chill and doin it like normal when all of a sudden I hear a giggle I look up but see her eyes closed and mouth moving but no noise coming out so I just say what ever to myself and let her ride me then about a minute later I hear another giggle this time I know I heard something and I'm thinking she giggling at me like I'm not puttin in work and I'm wack so I start pumping the hell outta her from the bottom. I mean I'm tearing her stuff up next thing I know I hear a mad cackle like a witch or something and she had this big long hair but I guess she sweated her perm out cause now it's all wild and *$$% just all over the place and she on top cackling and hittin me telling me harder and cackling all at the same time. That scared the *$$% outta me I instantly went soft. Let's just say I faked an orgasm that night

One of the best post in here.... *DEAD*

What I told dudes about giving the art of lying some respect?

What grapes are pink #!%*+? Homeys metaphors aint even on point

son got a wild +%! imagination

hahahahahaha

Hahaha

Im thinking when you were squeezing em tities they felt like bags of sand too right?

she sent me some pics outta the blue this morning the GMILF

 

[Trey Bantz]

 

[sneakerpimp2k8]

OMG no, you did that?

 

[bangdak]

stop quoting the damn picture.
%$#@ is disturbing as hell

 

[rexmakesbeats]

thats a mom i wouldnt like to @%+*

 

[silverswoosh]

 

[regal black]

Originally Posted by silverswoosh

your avy pretty much explains how I felt after seeing that picture

 

[cartier urkel]

I woulda hit her too though fam, no $!+@+$%$

 

[phenomkickz]

yikes!!!!!

 

[Master Zik]

Damn

Guess I'll be eating crow(better than that)

 

[ihavemyownopinion]

Harold laughs and says not even he would hit that

 

[blackmagnus514]

Im bent. I'd hit that feircely

 

[duckdafraft]

i need to go cougar hunting

 

[jermz101]

Went through every page and it was well worth it

 

[elgrenas]

Originally Posted by marath0n

Originally Posted by env

if you're in so cal, hit up the FoxFire in Anaheim to full fill your cougar/milf fantasies.

I live right by there... In Yorba Linda

hahahahah this fool said foxfire. been there done that. got hit up by an old foggy that was aight but didnt do nothing. when she left she drove of in a brandnew 700 series bmw i was like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

. wont sy anymore cause the wifey might be lurking

 

[flatbushfiyah23]

No more stories?!

 

[steveakabeazy13]

this thread is priceless, gets my vote for thread of the year keep it going

 

[npa07]

will post story later

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

Originally Posted by SneakerPimp2k8

OMG no, you did that?

 

[c hanna]

i went to a wango tango concert last year. The black eyed peas were up and everyone in the crowd was dancing. So im swaying back and forth and this 45-55 yearold woman kinda grabs my hands and says "loosen up" and starts to try and dance with me. Im like b**ch dont touch me. so i moved seats.she wassmoking (not looks) and smelled straight like vodka

 

[ydbounce]

That Arsenio Gif is quite possibly the best I've EVER seen.

 

[DonRafa]

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770