OFFICIAL 2021 NBA PLAYOFF THREAD - YAWNIST WITH THE CLOSEOUT 50 PIECE - BUCKS WITH FIRST CHIP SINCE ‘73 - CP0 LOSES AGAIN

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Laker fans, I mean at least Draco Drumm let it go off this series, and gave y'all a glimpse of the future.

BLAOW, BLAOW *****!
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ALA

Bro, who are you? You don't even post often enough to be ALA. You can't post once every 3 months and then slander teams. FOH 😂😂😂
 



Question is, did booker ask for it, or is this just some kinda weird ritual for the cameras, like heyyy you got me....johnny show him what he's won!! A sweaty musty signed jersey. Something something be great. And a picture of brons crown lol.

Cool
 




We been said this...but let a guy get one Toy Story chip and suddenly he would've owned the west like the east.

Been in the west 3 yrs

...missed the playoffs once..

Got another star. Said star averaged more points and rebounds the whole season.

Covid

Goes to bubble

Dominates and wins the Mickey and Minnie Slummalummadingdongsupercalifragalisticexpioladocious award

Start new season

6.5 months later

Start off hot still in rhythm.

But there were signs..different faces...team not as good as before...red flags...

But success...chest beating... happiness....


Then injuries hit.

.........

Playoffs come, guys getting as much health as you can find in a syringe.

Drop first game....hey hey hey...no cause for alarm....feel out game....ad didn't try....I always lose game 1....gets out the jitters....like willie beaman throwing up...


Game 2....hella calls to the line for AD. Aggression. Lakers tap in. Looking to flip the proverbial switch they keep whispering about at brunch...

Game 3....oh they feeling good....show boating....swanging ****'s. Talking cash ****. They look to be back to themselves. Talk of the sun's not winning another game.

Game 4....turning point.....tough game...but AD is acting weird. Like...determined to hurt himself. Had ragdoll physics the whole game. Ultimately hurts himself. Again. When the Skipper of the ship goes down, no surprise the peasants cant keep the boat afloat...

Game 5.....😡 mean face Bron for 3 and a half minutes...then 😟.. we're taking on water Captain!!! She's not going to hold!! All hands to star board!!! Heave ho!!! Throw anything overboard not nailed down, the tides will pull us under..the kraken.....cheeks clapped by 30.

Game 6...please...just get us to shore..do whatever you have to...Bron looks exhausted from tip off..andre dummy has been thrown over board along with the blow up mattress that had a hole in it. Full on panic mode. In case of emergency, break glass, AD is the glass... he's broken and suited up and Bron wearing shoes from 2 designs ago in an effort to get stella's groove back...and pau's 40 yr old baby brother gets the start....nothing's working...down 30....AD moving like he's avoiding stepping on land mines...groin begins to convulse....Davis collapses...

Lead grows....fire starts to brew in the Lakers..more aggression...more fire....more aggression...more fire...lead is falling..crowd is in it....more energy...more fire....embers...burn...fire engulfing..flames..heat.....infern....oh wait...is that...yeah...never mind....here comes kuzma with a wet blanket and some cocoa. False alarm.

Lakers lose by 13. Bron 1st-1st round exit.

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Y'all be cool.
 
Media is going to drive split between dame and blazers…..

Bulls got the goods to make it happen.
 




We been said this...but let a guy get one Toy Story chip and suddenly he would've owned the west like the east.

Been in the west 3 yrs

...missed the playoffs once..

Got another star. Said star averaged more points and rebounds the whole season.

Covid

Goes to bubble

Dominates and wins the Mickey and Minnie Slummalummadingdongsupercalifragalisticexpioladocious award

Start new season

6.5 months later

Start off hot still in rhythm.

But there were signs..different faces...team not as good as before...red flags...

But success...chest beating... happiness....


Then injuries hit.

.........

Playoffs come, guys getting as much health as you can find in a syringe.

Drop first game....hey hey hey...no cause for alarm....feel out game....ad didn't try....I always lose game 1....gets out the jitters....like willie beaman throwing up...


Game 2....hella calls to the line for AD. Aggression. Lakers tap in. Looking to flip the proverbial switch they keep whispering about at brunch...

Game 3....oh they feeling good....show boating....swanging ****'s. Talking cash ****. They look to be back to themselves. Talk of the sun's not winning another game.

Game 4....turning point.....tough game...but AD is acting weird. Like...determined to hurt himself. Had ragdoll physics the whole game. Ultimately hurts himself. Again. When the Skipper of the ship goes down, no surprise the peasants cant keep the boat afloat...

Game 5.....😡 mean face Bron for 3 and a half minutes...then 😟.. we're taking on water Captain!!! She's not going to hold!! All hands to star board!!! Heave ho!!! Throw anything overboard not nailed down, the tides will pull us under..the kraken.....cheeks clapped by 30.

Game 6...please...just get us to shore..do whatever you have to...Bron looks exhausted from tip off..andre dummy has been thrown over board along with the blow up mattress that had a hole in it. Full on panic mode. In case of emergency, break glass, AD is the glass... he's broken and suited up and Bron wearing shoes from 2 designs ago in an effort to get stella's groove back...and pau's 40 yr old baby brother gets the start....nothing's working...down 30....AD moving like he's avoiding stepping on land mines...groin begins to convulse....Davis collapses...

Lead grows....fire starts to brew in the Lakers..more aggression...more fire....more aggression...more fire...lead is falling..crowd is in it....more energy...more fire....embers...burn...fire engulfing..flames..heat.....infern....oh wait...is that...yeah...never mind....here comes kuzma with a wet blanket and some cocoa. False alarm.

Lakers lose by 13. Bron 1st-1st round exit.

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Y'all be cool.


After 18 months...that's all you got? Ehhh
 
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