OFFICIAL 2023-2024 COLLEGE FOOTBALL OFFSEASON THREAD *THE START OF THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINE DYNASTY; UPDATE 1/24/2024: THE END OF THE MICHIGAN DYNASTY*

[swendro]

College football needs Jim Harbaugh now more than ever.

 

[casper90403]

Damn right I'm washed. You know how washed I am? I actually thought JJ McCarthy's pops was Eric McCaffrey until I saw the clip of JJ's pops touching his girls butt during a celebration. You cant be more washed then me.

College Football died a little for me this season....

 

[aepps20]

There’s not much more to tell, it was when the Jags came for joint practices with the Vikings in 2018 and I was covering the team, and he’s got this like circle pad putting on blush.

He sees me looking at him in the mirror, not because of the makeup first because I was like, ‘That’s Rapoport and he’s like 5’6”’, his smallness was my first thought.

He sees me looking at him in the mirror after I finished up and goes, “This is completely normal, I promise you.”

Did you slowly exit?

 

[nako xl]

 

[aepps20]

Damn right I'm washed. You know how washed I am? I actually thought JJ McCarthy's pops was Eric McCaffrey until I saw the clip of JJ's pops touching his girls butt during a celebration. You cant be more washed then me.

College Football died a little for me this season....

I thought Haynes King was Black so it doesn't get any worse than that

 

[jpzx]

Did you slowly exit?

I just laughed and was like, “No, I get it, all good” I wasn’t gonna go hard in the paint

 

[fahqu001]

End of Saban, end of Pete, end of the 4 team playoff

Truly is the end of an era

Are we all washed?

casper90403 is the elder spokesman. Ask him lol. Team 50s

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

Now it makes sense why they left FSU out of the CFP, had to give Saban one last shot before retiring….

Makes perfect sense. Tried to force feed him a title before he dipped

It all makes sense now.

 

[rolaholic]

Phil Knight's gonna bleed em dry if Lenning is really their guy

 

[rolaholic]

 

[casper90403]

Bama players were asked to give them 72 hours before deciding what to do with their future.

Trippin.

 

[dragicon]

if coach prime signed at bama, I think the entire internet would meltdown.

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

So safe to say it will be neither one of those candidates

 

[casper90403]

casper90403 is the elder spokesman. Ask him lol. Team 50s

Bruh, I have 7 more months!





****, this is the first time I've really thought about hitting the big 50.

 

[dragicon]

Not going to lie, Dabo going to bama would take me from 2 hated teams (bama and Clemson) and consolidate them into just one… freeing up Clemson as somebody I no longer dislike.

 

[jpzx]

Dabo would fail terribly or at least not live up to any expectations

 

[rolaholic]

Following up Saban at Bama might be the worst, most thankless job of all time

Good luck to whoever has the stomach for it

 

[B Sox]

Jim Harbs made that bum retire

 

[dragicon]

Jim Harbs made that bum retire

Michigan running the huddle offense was too much for him.

 

[fahqu001]

Bruh, I have 7 more months!





****, this is the first time I've really thought about hitting the big 50.

Ha! My apologies, good sir. I just turned 46, so I’m not too far behind!

 

[MVP]

Salute to the GOAT! Now hopefully my family can start being less annoying.

 

[nako xl]

Next hire is gonna be quick:

 

[jpzx]

Lakers, Yankees, and Cowboys fans are in shambles

 

[nako xl]

if coach prime signed at bama, I think the entire internet would meltdown.

His kids could go with him with the current transfer waiver situation.

But theyre not hiring Deion lolol.

 

[casper90403]

Next hire is gonna be quick:

That source has to be Domani. Has to be