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Last year, a few friends and I went to down to Pittsburgh for the game against the Saints. At our tailgate (which was under a freeway underpass), the couple next to us (who were certainly Steelers fans) asked us if we had “heard of that Ferguson thing” (we’re from Canada). He then proceeded to enlighten us that “the next race war” would be between “the whites and the blacks”. It was a little bit awkward when our black and Indian friends rolled in about a half hour later.
We cry about the Patriots cheating as though our whole legacy from the 70’s doesn’t rest on rampant steroid abuse, and we don’t seem to understand that crying about the Patriots only underscores that our guys have never, EVER beaten Tom Brady with anything on the line. And we never will. And **** Joe Flacco with an ice axe
Roethlisberger has a history of mistreating damn near everyone he meets in Pittsburgh, needlessly creating drama by airing his grievances in public, and just generally being a bad teammate and otherwise dicktastic human being.
The fans love to talk about “The Steeler Way” as if the team is above scrutiny. We’re more than happy to bury Tom Brady and Ray Rice, despite the fact that the ‘70s dynasty was built mostly because the Steelers figured out the value of steroids before everybody else. Also, in 1973 Ernie Holmes LITERALLY SHOT AT A POLICE HELICOPTER ON THE HIGHWAY and all he got was probation. Can you imagine if that happened today? The Ginger Hammer would need a transfusion to keep from passing out from all the blood rushing to his boner just thinking about punishing that. So many pizzas would go uneaten.
Our fans are old and bad and they don’t like new and good things. The song that gets us fired up is Renegade by Styx.
-Our moronic fans can’t leave Western PA without packing their goddamn Terrible Towels so they can take pictures with them at various landmarks. If you’re at the Great Wall of China or the ****** Eiffel Tower, enjoy the view and put the towel away. There was actually a slideshow of this on the Post Gazette’s website.
-Watch our fans struggle to not utter an n-bomb when Antonio Brown does an end zone dance after scoring a TD.
-The cognitive dissonance of listening to fans wearing Big Ben jerseys while making fun of the criminal past of Ray Lewis, Suggs, and Ray Rice.
-I’ve actually talked myself into liking Todd Haley. I hate myself for it.
-Steelers (and Pens) fans have enabled human troll Mark Madden to stay on the radio for 15 years.
I pretty much hate our entire fan base.
Also, a few months ago, a colleague of mine tripped in front of Ben Roethlisberger and he laughed.
Mike Tomlin could win every Super Bowl 1000-0 from now until the day he dies and Steelers fans/closeted racists will still go on Facebook and demand they bring back “Bill Cower”.
http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-pittsburgh-steelers-1725629956Here’s where it gets ****** up: Remember When Dan Rooney (oh, I’m sorry, it’s MISTER ROONEY, because the Steelers are just as obnoxiously patrician as the Skins but do a better job of hiding it) basically justified Harrison smacking his girlfriend in the face because it was over a baptism? We do. Here’s the money quote:
“What Jimmy Harrison was doing and how the incident occurred, what he was trying to do was really well worth it. He was doing something that was good, wanted to take his son to get baptized where he lived and things like that. She said she didn’t want to do it.”
This is your standard-bearer for the NFL, everyone. This supposedly the classiest organization in football. What a ******* load of ****. The Rooney family is garbage. The NFL trots them out on every possible occasion as exemplars of doing things the right way. Meanwhile, this franchise has been stuffed full of drugs for years. They employ a “cleaner” as head of security to whitewash any and all player misconduct. Roger Goodell jams a hand up Art Rooney’s *** any time he needs someone to vouch for dog**** like the Mueller Report. And then there’s the quote from Dan Rooney above. **** this family.
Is Steelers fans/people from Pittsburgh being racists really a huge thing? Did not know that.
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Tonight's HBO Hard Knocks (10 p.m. ET) captures the moment when Bill O’Brien tells Brian Hoyer and Ryan Mallett of his starting QB decision.
Well, it's certainly worse in some places than others.as far as Pitt being racist, what city doesn't have racists in this country? they come in all colors, classes, and demographic categories. it's everywhere
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What are the most and least racist NFL cities?
Most-Pittsburgh?
Least- Minnesota, Seattle, San Francisco, Green Bay
What are the most and least racist NFL cities?
Most-Pittsburgh?
Least- Minnesota, Seattle, San Francisco, Green Bay
What are the most and least racist NFL cities?
Most-Pittsburgh?
Least- Minnesota, Seattle, San Francisco, Green Bay
Is this an assumption or is there a list somewhere?