Official Travis Scott x Jordan Thread ...

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Frags just stand out so much:nthat:
 
Ahhh, leaves James alone breh. He's just a child.



But I was sitting here at work and it got me contemplating and had a strange epiphany/moment of clarity.



You know what's crazy?



Back in the mid 2000's, I recall meeting up with a woman who was buying my reconditioned yoga mat that I posted off craigs list.
We chatted for a bit about how we thought it was better to just buy things second hand to reduce waste in the world. We were resourceful and had a common bondage off the rip like distressed denim.


It was sad because I recall her not bringing enough cash that day (I was only letting it go for 18 dollars), but insisted on giving me a high five putting the rest on her EBT card.


I told her that we could work something out and i remember us basically testing the durability of said yoga mat and next thing you know, we were going at it like rabid rhinoceroses in the back seat of a royal regal, righteously (and please keep a secret guys, but her trailer didn't actually have the greatest suspension, because I remember the mobile unit being very unstable, but it turns out the brick-seeming objects she used to bolster it were actually stacks of stale graham crackers).



Before I left the camper, I remember her wearing a Lebron jersey that she made into a crop top (she was expecting and said exposing the abdomen would help give the infant more vitamin d and also better view of the world) and I asked if she was a fan. She finally turned off the Bubba Sparxxx cd and uttered that she was a huge LBJ buff and that if she ever had a son, she'd name him James (as in King James).



Now it's all starting to click!



The berating and condescending tonality, which didn't make any sense to me until I assume he started reading my posts and piecing things together.

He's our love child (James and I actually have the same butt-chin strap style goatee that only grows left and both have the tendency to shake it at least a dozen times after we urinate, which explains the excessive stains on his tighty whities/gym socks).



Look, James O... it was never my intention to be totally absent.



But you know what my biggest regret is? I know it's your only memento of me, but your mom shouldn't allow you to go on holiday with those same dingy socks that I left in the trailer that fateful day.



And if he's anything like his father, he's got a massively extensive overbite... to which, I now know what the O in his moniker represents.




Ugh... I'm so glad that you're a tennis shoe buff like your dad. And we wear the same size, too! xoxoxoxoxo



Maybe when we reunite, I can show you the clip I took with my Razr phone and give you a clear understanding/graphic visual of how you were conceived... and ultimately hatched.



Signing off,



Daddy O.











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This your burner, sir? Davey Magoo Davey Magoo
 
Oh mb, I had to click on “show ignored content” to even see yo lame roast. Go back to your $5,000 joggers and run a few laps around this clown world

Don't need to put on my "$5,000 joggers" cause I'm already running laps around your head since you "had to" unblock me to quote my message.

But thanks for keeping tabs on how much I spend on my clothes.
 
So my mochas were supposed to be delivered today. I put it to be held at a location near me. The whole day passed with it be out for delivery and now it says pending. What are the chances I am getting these sneakers :smh:. First time something like this has happened.

If you scheduled to be picked up the same day it was supposed to be delivered itll be available tomorrow. Ive had that happen to me before with the pending. Hope you get them!
 
The price for a size 12 seems to be lowering a bit. The shoes could possibly lower to under $1,000 but the most I’m willing to pay for these is $500 but I know that will not happen.
 
Just picked them up 🙌🏽. Thank you fed ex man for not stealing my shoes even though you took a peek. The way the bottom of the box was dented he definitely tried to see what’s inside. But I don’t know he could see it without ripping the box open. I tried and the bottom of the box blocks what’s inside.


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That's how all them boxes look, they weak...he ain't even peek I bet.
 
Just picked them up 🙌🏽. Thank you fed ex man for not stealing my shoes even though you took a peek. The way the bottom of the box was dented he definitely tried to see what’s inside. But I don’t know he could see it without ripping the box open. I tried and the bottom of the box blocks what’s inside.


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Y’all need to stop being so paranoid

Fedex stole my co workers pair :angry:
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Bet you he’s wearing them on feet right as he was taking this pic :lol:
 
Just picked them up 🙌🏽. Thank you fed ex man for not stealing my shoes even though you took a peek. The way the bottom of the box was dented he definitely tried to see what’s inside. But I don’t know he could see it without ripping the box open. I tried and the bottom of the box blocks what’s inside.


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That's not a peek....this is a peek :lol: . Ordered Snakeskin 11 Lows for my brother when they were on disco for like $120. They came in the same week AF1 MCA's were being delivered🤔
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