Penis Related Accidents Complied From 2013.......MS PAINT CONTEST + NTer STORIES

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CUT PENIS ON GIRLFRIENDS BELLY BUTTON RING
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i wasnt the only one who got got in 2013 
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 hope all is well my brethern
 
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USING A MILK JUG FOR A URINAL, SCRAPED PENIS ON ROUGH EDGE OF PLASTIC

How'd I miss this one 
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I couldn't even finish reading the list. Teeth started to feel it like the thought of nails on a chalkboard
 
I found a tick on my penis once. Didn't require any medical attention, I pulled it off and kept it moving. I was a little freaked out though :lol:
 
WAS WALKING IN HOME AND FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR BOARDS STRUCK PENIS

Son how is this not being mentioned

This is what of the funniest things I've ever envisioned in my life
 
Aye a great idea would be to have a ms paint contest illustrating these accidents. Comedy would surely ensue. :wow: :rofl:
 
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Cuz who used the shot glass is gross. Either he was trying to drink his spunk or why was trying to get someone else to.
 
Last penis injury I had was getting knee'd in the nuts by a chick in middle school for grabbing her boob.. My penis got that Tank protection, only a crazy freak accident can get me.
 
Zipped up my member in the 3rd grade. Just knowing I had To unzip had me in tears. Srs.
 
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