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"girl if u aint lookin like a hot cup of tea...& I GOT THE FLU!!"
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Yup.
I heard a pick up line once & I didn't realize it was one because he played it so well. Something along the lines of "hey are you following me? because if you are, that's okay." (when I walked into the same section of the store as him). I wasn't expecting it and it helped that he was good looking. Aside from those by chance, casual encounters, pick up lines don't exactly work.
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Whenever I'm around you I'm like a level 4 metapod. All I can do is harden.
I may not be the best guy here. But I'm the only one talking to you.
Listen lady face, I'm the best you can do and you know it, and I'm willing to settle for you tonight.
I may not be the best guy here. But I'm the only one talking to you.
Listen lady face, I'm the best you can do and you know it, and I'm willing to settle for you tonight.
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Girl give me your number before I don't want it no more.
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hi, my name is mark, but you can call me tonight...
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ask her to feel the fabric of your sleeve...
you: hey girl, you know what this is?
her: what?
you: boyfriend material
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touch her clothing and ask her: ay girl, is this felt?
her: no..
you: well it is now... yougonget.jpg
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ask her to feel the fabric of your sleeve...
you: hey girl, you know what this is?
her: what?
you: boyfriend material
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touch her clothing and ask her: ay girl, is this felt?
her: no..
you: well it is now... yougonget.jpg
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Just tell a chick she's going to take ur number and she will call in a very serious tone, chicks love no options....
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hello my name is...
(her):I have a bf
(you): I have a goldfish
(her): huh
(you): I thought we were talking about *+#* that don't matter
(her):I have a bf
(you): I have a goldfish
(her): huh
(you): I thought we were talking about *+#* that don't matter
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Originally Posted by MrONegative
Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman
my whole brain is crying
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This scripted stuff works?
After a couple of drinks, I just adlib it
After a couple of drinks, I just adlib it
shoeking2101
Banned
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whyhellothere
Banned
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I always loved this one
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dp
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haha, got em
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
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Guy: You look like my first wife
Girl: How many times have you been married?
Guy: Never
___________
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: *Walk away*
Guy: *Comes back* How about second sight?
Girl: How many times have you been married?
Guy: Never
___________
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: *Walk away*
Guy: *Comes back* How about second sight?
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hey i just met you / and this is crazy / but i have alzheimers / hey i just met you
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Used this last year in Vegas (not serious of course), ladies loved it
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HAH good thread
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Originally Posted by whyhellothere
@ the weather man
bawse!
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Hey can you tell me this napkin smells like chorloform... I know thats from a movie but it still gets me
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Going up to a girl who has a bf
Guy-hey
Girl- I have a bf
Guy-oh yeah and I have a goldfish!
Girl-excuse me what
Guy-I thought we were talking about $hit that doesn't matter.
Guy-hey
Girl- I have a bf
Guy-oh yeah and I have a goldfish!
Girl-excuse me what
Guy-I thought we were talking about $hit that doesn't matter.
