Pick up lines --- yes they work.

[corndogmcgee]

remix on an old classic

Guy: Are you tired? because you've been running threw my mind all night
Girl: .....
Guy: Because if you are, you can come back to my place and take a nap while I take pictures of you sleeping

 

[youngdoc]

Used some variation of the "why aren't you smiling?"/"you don't look like you're having fun" line this past weekend. It worked but honestly I think I could have gotten the same result from simply introducing myself.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

I've got a fever and the only prescription is more [her name]

pas ltemps dniaiser

 

[dyyhard]

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

My zipper.

 

[supraman1784]

"I don't play for the thunder, but you're making my James Harden"

/thread

 

[jackel56]

goinf to have to try some of these

 

[yanky]

read this. trust
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=137899813

This had me

 

[858rieder]

Guy: Do you like dragons?
Girl: umm yess i guess
Guy: Good because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face tonight


Guy: Are you into fitness?
Girl:Yes
Guy: Good so you can fitness **** in your mouth

I saw a meme of the dragon one, its even more hilarious with the picture

 

[hood17]

"I don't play for the thunder, but you're making my James Harden"

 

[ricky409]

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"i'm the greatest there ever was, i'm the greatest there ever is, and i'm the greatest there ever will be"

"can you back that up"

 

[dyyhard]

Are you an interior designer/decorator?

Her: no. Why do you ask?

Well, when you walked into the room, it turned beautiful.

 

[kspar]

read this. trust
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=137899813

This had me

"please respond"

 

[tmso]

Are you from Memphis?
No, why?
Cause you're the only ten I see!

 

[big1236]

Are you from Memphis?
No, why?
Cause you're the only ten I see!

i thought it was:

are you from tennesee?

Cuz you're the only ten i see....

 

[iamyourfather]

Are you from Memphis?
No, why?
Cause you're the only ten I see!

 

[lil black jean jacket]

from bb

 

[outlaw8413]

I've been super lazy on that front and it worked. I once messaged a girl on Facebook "hey girl, you're pretty. What's your number?" I'll be d@$%ed if she didn't respond "you're cute xxx-xxxx." You just gotta be confident enough to sell whatever you're saying and it'll work a good 80% of the time. And 80% is good odds

 

[miketysonthekiller]

"nice shoes, wanna ****?"

I burst out laughing. Funny ****

 

[ryda421]

LOL @ plzzz respond

 

[Fresh Like Will]

Are you from Memphis?
No, why?
Cause you're the only ten I see!

 

[lil black jean jacket]

it hurts to read through that thread on BB, the phrase "Please respond" is highly abused after all messages

 

[mycoldyourdone]

from bb: (yes i know, infested)

Hey would you happen to be part Japanese?

Cause I'm tryna get in Japanties.

 

[halftime]

i know it's white but here come the hot sauce

 

[thadocta]

read this. trust
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=137899813

This had me

"please respond"

one guy took a picture of his phone instead of taking a screenshot

 

[lil black jean jacket]

it just me or do those guise on bb try wait too hard to be funny?

dudes over there writing 3-4 sentences & providing cliff notes