Post your Facebook status. Vol. "If I were a boy..."

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I got tired of hearing that song + "bust your windows" seeing girl's status' with it...so, I came up with.

"If I were a boy, I'd bust the windows out your car..." no, if you were a boy, you'd have a penis and if you touch my car, you'll behandicapped..."

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Post yours.
 
'Prez T will give anyone who can listen 2 the first 1min20secsof the song he just posted on his facebook (bumpin it loud) and NOT bop their head $5.'
 
"I keep my head, both of them where they suppose to be"

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5 bucks paypal to the first person to get artist/song
 
For the past week I've been changing my status between different lyrics from Kanye's Heartless... just broke up with my girl
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I'm actually surprised she hasnt said anything about it yet
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Wait right now its from love lockdown

"But the vibe was wrong, and it haunted me all the way home"

before that I had "And you'll just keep hatin me, and we'll just be enemies, I know you can't believe I could justleave it wrong, and you can't make it right..."

I was waiting for her to message me with a sad face saying "I dont hate you
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I don't want us to be enemies, I want to make it right!!"
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Thankfully I never got that message.
 
Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

"I keep my head, both of them where they suppose to be"

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5 bucks paypal to the first person to get artist/song
No idea, but man just be givin out money as if the economys not awful right now
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Thats a half hour of work for me
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Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

"I keep my head, both of them where they suppose to be"

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5 bucks paypal to the first person to get artist/song
D'Evils - Jay-Z. Paypal please
 
"And of course that don't make him your man because y'all palms meet."
 
tough loss, UST.

University of St. Thomas.

They had their rival, St. Johns, in their hands. Score was 9 to 13 in the 4th quarter, 2nd down with 20 seconds left to go on the 1 yard line.

Hand it off to the fullback, he fumbles, game's over.

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I'm probably gonna go to that school. There on a recruit invitation.
 
..............gives congrats to the Tampa Bay Rays for afantastic season. Now please make a disgruntled Braves fan happy by defeating the Phillies in the WS.
 
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