THIS or THAT...

[John Wick]

Wop

 

[change the name Snyder]

im just tryna get creative with da questions brahs. 

wear Warren Sapp's jock strap fresh after a game until it dries in your pants

or

Use a used tampon to stop your nosebleed. 

 

[moe fab]

Tampon

Fight a chimpanzee or Silva, Jones, n Velasquez

 

[a1phaxb1ack]

 

Tampon

Fight a chimpanzee or Silva, Jones, n Velasquez

Silva, Jones and Velasquez... chimps dont stop when you get knocked out and i hear they eat faces....

Dunkin' Donuts or Krispy Kreme?

 

[eazye 804]

Krispy Kreme (When the light is on )


Have your life told by Morgan Freeman or James Earl Jones?

 

[moe fab]

Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa

Lose in the championship game or not make the playoffs

 

[Kev93]

Not make playoffs

Work in wireless or work as a car salesman

 

[wayniac211]

Car salesman.. Slick talk and commission!!

Being a professor for an Ivy League school woman's psychology course or high profile personal trainer for actresses?

 

[jhes91]

High Profile personal trainer for actresses.

Who would you rather be for a day Mario Chalmers or Chris Bosh?

 

[change the name Snyder]

 once a year you wake up as Dennis Nedry's thong for a day

or 

every night at the stroke of midnight, you go into an uncontrolable fart spasm that smells like curry roadkill for 30 minutes. 

 

[moe fab]

Fart spasm

Struggle hulk or thur

 

[a1phaxb1ack]

 
Fart spasm

Struggle hulk or thur

Hulk... Word to @BuddhaChris  for the Avy

who would you rather pipe?

chick that is a 4/5 that has a mustache but the yambs is on Pacific Ocean Status

-or-

chick that is an 8/9 who moans/grunts like dmx and yambs be on Sahara Desert?

 

[Tony $now]

Hulk... Word to @BuddhaChris
 for the Avy

who would you rather pipe?

chick that is a 4/5 that has a mustache but the yambs is on Pacific Ocean Status

-or-

chick that is an 8/9 who moans/grunts like dmx and yambs be on Sahara Desert?

Chick with the stache'

Smash Chaka khan on tape or Jill Scott on tape?

 

[a1phaxb1ack]

Chaka Khan is a fox now...

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Better Xbox series:  Halo or Gears of War?

 

[htownshoefiend]

Halo >>>>>>>

Mortal kombat or street fighter

 

[moe fab]

Mortal Kombat

Chick with a hairy back or chest (you can't shave it either)

 

[change the name Snyder]

I slayed a girl with hair on her nipples so I'm taking da werewolf back

Death by snu snu or natural death.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

I slayed a girl with hair on her nipples so I'm taking da werewolf back

Death by snu snu or natural death.

Snu snu. I want that pelvis destroyed

Iss or misc

 

[bamez]

MIsc

A girl who looks good in person or in pictures?

 

[htownshoefiend]

In person, no contest. Too many filters out there nowadays that just be confusing a *****. Chicks be lookin like meagan good in pictures but precious in real life.

Jamba Juice or Smoothie King

 

[change the name Snyder]

Jamba juice

Mango or pineapple smoothies?

 

[moe fab]

Mango

Get dunked on or have your dunk blocked

 

[Based Jesus]

I've been dunked on before and have had my dunk blocked. Getting blocked felt a lot better than being dunked on.

Fight Kimbo Slice or fight Mike Tyson?

 

[lazy]

Dunked on. Getting any shot blocked
Edit: I'd rather fight iron mike

Velour sweatsuits or denim suit

 

[moe fab]

This:

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