What initial text message do you send?

[dathbgboy]

I normally go w/ "Yoooooooooooooooooo"

 

[taimaishu123]

yo!

or i just say what i got to say.

 

[rawk on]

Depends on who it is...

Hi/Hey/Hey you/Hola
Papi
Oye/Yo
Whats up/whats good/what it do/how are you/how you doin, etc.
Pssst
or i say something random

 

[starzinoureyes]

girls - "what that thang smell like?"

guys - "what's happenin, hot stuff/hunk/honey/(any other nice h word)".
↑ half the time, i need something so i always intitiate conversation by being overly nice.

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

"Yo ma, lemme pluck your clitoris"

But seriously, I usually just text: "Hello there *name*"

If it's a dude I usually just text them something disrespectful/mean/etc

 

[dmasta718]

Girls: "What are you wearing this minute? Also, Whats up!"

Homies: "Sup sonny boy"

 

[fear the ibis]

I never say hey. And i never ask "what's up" or "what u doing?" either. I just get to the reason i'm even texting them for. I hatesmall talk.



Or depending on my mood i'll text a girl something really random like "you ever been to des moines?" She'll probably think i'm seriousbut it's just a convo starter.

 

[redbrim]

Females: "Can I get a whiff and a sniff?"


Males: "If it smells like fish, eat as you wish. If it smells like cologne, leave that %%$ alone"



But obviously can't use it over and over, so just enter random song line reflecting my current mood.





Peace

 

[menacin methods]

"I sent that %%#$* a smiley face, *!+!@%! love smiley faces" ed wunsler

 

[Pmighty]

"yo"
or
"hello there"

 

[kyrac2]

for the most part i text random ideas, songs, or dialogue from tv or a movie

or i just go with the conventional 'whats up chump'

 

[cidman911]

Males

Yurr

Yo *buttocks*hole

What's good son

Females

Miss me?

: D

Hey ugly (Sometimes you gotta knock them down and build them up)

 

[crumbs]

a friend of mine constantly hits me up with
"where the %%$%# at?"

 

[food4thgt]

Originally Posted by solematic j21

I got 5 on it.

 

[mnmballa2323]

You wanna do something strange for a piece of change?

%#%+ for a buck.

no i just say like yo, then whatever i gotta tell them.

 

[smedroc]

dudes: whats happening??

girls: pic message of my body, penis etc x

smiley

 

[mattdaincredible]

sup

 

[stick]

I say "yoo".

 

[frankreynolds420]

Guys=Yo. Girls=Hello, Hey, +

 

[davidisgodly]

SMILES DO NOT WORK ON FEMALES.

only the lames use it.

 

[rsdplaya]

what you up to?

 

[kevl7]

LOL

 

[jordan fetish]

hey

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

shakin...

 

[youngsk8]

"what's on today's agenda?"