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"If i was you id be checkin for the pimples on the booty"
"I had four biscuits then I ate one, now i only have three."
"I had four biscuits then I ate one, now i only have three."
what is a film or television quote that can make someone become your friend immediately if they get
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"YOURE TEARING ME APART LISA"
"Youre killin me smalls"
"If someone asks you if youre a god you say YES"
"Youre killin me smalls"
"If someone asks you if youre a god you say YES"
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" ***** you don't look like Layla Ali, you look more like Muhammed Ali, George Foreman, ***** "
" That ***** is dead, d.u.d. boss."
" That ***** is dead, d.u.d. boss."
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"I likes ya and i wants ya.
You gotta you gotta im dead"
You gotta you gotta im dead"
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"You the guy who keeps tellin me to beware?................... cuz I'll tell you where to be"
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two of my favorite movies."Nobody ***** with the Jesus"
"Chi Chi get the yayo"
"Get busy living,or get busy dying"
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"Whatever dude.... whatever. PEACE! God bless."
"I'm sorry I called you a gap toothed *****, it's not your fault you're gap toothed."
"**** YOUR PUNK *** DADDY!"
"Danjuh zownnn."
and people who make fun of Rick from the Walking Dead are certified friends of mine. KO-stumble-KOOOOORRRRRRRRRL!!!
"I'm sorry I called you a gap toothed *****, it's not your fault you're gap toothed."
"**** YOUR PUNK *** DADDY!"
"Danjuh zownnn."
and people who make fun of Rick from the Walking Dead are certified friends of mine. KO-stumble-KOOOOORRRRRRRRRL!!!
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"you wouldnt happen to have a warm cup of water would ya?"
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"Nick Cannon is HILARIOUS!"
"BASTARD FROM A BASKET!"
"The racism is killing me inside"
"Pretty pretty pretty good. Preeeeeeettttttttttyyyyy preeeeeeeeetttttttyyyyyy good"
"I hate you, I hate you. I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all bad things in life happen to you and only you."
"THAT. JUST. HAPPENED!"
Any and all quotes from Seinfeld
So many more.
"BASTARD FROM A BASKET!"
"The racism is killing me inside"
"Pretty pretty pretty good. Preeeeeeettttttttttyyyyy preeeeeeeeetttttttyyyyyy good"
"I hate you, I hate you. I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all bad things in life happen to you and only you."
"THAT. JUST. HAPPENED!"
Any and all quotes from Seinfeld
So many more.
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"Ive always been a stall man"
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Seinfeld. lets be franz
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"boring-conversation-anyway LUKE WE GOT COMPANY"
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what is a film or television quote that can make someone your friend immediately if they get it?????
"THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING"
THIS. Or just about anything classic from the Simpsons. Other than my brother, I can't seem to find anybody that appreciates the genius of that show in it's heyday
"I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s the way I am."
"Homer no function beer well without"
Just too many to even try to remember...
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Anything from:
The Office
Chapelle's show
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Anger Management
The Office
Chapelle's show
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Anger Management
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You got a pantry full of dog food but I don't see no dog
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THIS. Or just about anything classic from the Simpsons. Other than my brother, I can't seem to find anybody that appreciates the genius of that show in it's heyday
"I never apologize, I’m sorry but that’s the way I am."
"Homer no function beer well without"
Just too many to even try to remember...
I got ya on the Simpsons..
Ralph Wiggum- "You choo choo choose me?" I
every time
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you come at the king you best not miss
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If you know how to use it... " May the odds be in your favor"
Trust me it works
Trust me it works
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"Do or do not. There is no try" - Yoda
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed." -Homer Simpson
"If you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed." -Homer Simpson
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"The docta says I need a backiotomy!"
"Remember me, Benny Blanco from the Bronx?"
"You ain't see when I put my leg up. *hits dougie*"
"What's my name? Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None Of Ya Gotdamn Bizness. Let's play some dice, *****."
"Wadatah, my damie."
"Remember me, Benny Blanco from the Bronx?"
"You ain't see when I put my leg up. *hits dougie*"
"What's my name? Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None Of Ya Gotdamn Bizness. Let's play some dice, *****."
"Wadatah, my damie."
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The snozberries taste like snozberries!
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"I dont need it, I dont need it, I dont need it. I NEED IT!" -Spongebob
"What are you doing?" "Im burying you"- Step Bros
"What are you doing?" "Im burying you"- Step Bros
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If you know how to use it... " May the odds be in your favor"
Trust me it works
Ever*
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Lemme get an extra water b
You know this mannnn
Who sent you? I- say another word!
I want to pee on you. Yes i do
Muddasucka
Tic tac dead. Tic tac dead
I bought my momma a car. I spent the rest on pcp
You know what a chazzer is Frank?
I gonna carve him up real nice
Court is in ************* session!
Here come deebo. Who? DEE BO
Yo i seen you at the club pushin up on onws of my Os. Man she maybe a O but shes my O you know? The O is minnnnnnnnnnnnne. The O is mineeeeeeee
You know this mannnn
Who sent you? I- say another word!
I want to pee on you. Yes i do
Muddasucka
Tic tac dead. Tic tac dead
I bought my momma a car. I spent the rest on pcp
You know what a chazzer is Frank?
I gonna carve him up real nice
Court is in ************* session!
Here come deebo. Who? DEE BO
Yo i seen you at the club pushin up on onws of my Os. Man she maybe a O but shes my O you know? The O is minnnnnnnnnnnnne. The O is mineeeeeeee
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