What Is Jail Like?

[skill jonez]

A place to keep your butthole TIGHT.

 

[parada45]

Just curious?

No I am not going in either

 

[stonedface]

keep your butthole tight

dont drop the soap

 

[felix88]

Depends on how long you're there for.

 

[cocolicious]

Jail or prison? I like to watch those prison shows on msnbc and I don't know how these people can not feel like losers

I refuse to ever go to jail or prison.

 

[r0yalty]

 

[diego]

3 meals a day.
Free rooming.
Nice room mates.
Play spades.
Basketball court in your backyard.
24 hour surveillance.
Home Gym.

Some call this paradise.

 

[flightposite]

Can you tell me what you live like?
Can you tell me what that bed like, what's that cell like?
What's livin in hell like?
Tell me do you eat right? Do you even sleep right?
Yo, tell me what your life like
Tell me do you sleep nights, tell me what that life like?
Gettin no kites like, no flicks like
Make you wanna quit life

 

[omgitswes]

like daycare. they feed you and you get nice cots to sleep on.

 

[taimaishu123]

Originally Posted by Skill Jonez

A place to keep your butthole TIGHT.

... thats prison. there is a difference between jail and prison.

my roommate went to jail for 6-7 hours for a DWI. you cant wear belts or hats, no cussing, you only get to call someone once your time is up. they separate the boys from the girls. you basically sit around and talk to everyone about how you got in trouble while you wait to get out. he actually made 4-5 facebook friends out of it

exp.
criminology major
my roommate went in for DWI

 

[skill jonez]

Originally Posted by taimaishu123

Originally Posted by Skill Jonez

A place to keep your butthole TIGHT.

... thats prison. there is a difference between jail and prison.

my roommate went to jail for 6-7 hours for a DWI. you cant wear belts or hats, no cussing, you only get to call someone once your time is up. they separate the boys from the girls. you basically sit around and talk to everyone about how you got in trouble while you wait to get out. he actually made 4-5 facebook friends out of it

exp.
criminology major
my roommate went in for DWI

Dudes still get raped in some large jails. I know a dude who did

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[youngcurse]

lol trust me you dont wanna go there.

 

[ishmedude]

ask this NTer when he gets out
http://niketalk.com/topic/229385?page=1

 

[dathbgboy]

Originally Posted by taimaishu123

Originally Posted by Skill Jonez

A place to keep your butthole TIGHT.

... thats prison. there is a difference between jail and prison.

my roommate went to jail for 6-7 hours for a DWI. you cant wear belts or hats, no cussing, you only get to call someone once your time is up. they separate the boys from the girls. you basically sit around and talk to everyone about how you got in trouble while you wait to get out. he actually made 4-5 facebook friends out of it

exp.
criminology major
my roommate went in for DWI

That's a holding cell

Jail is for those who get 1yr> worth of time. It's worse than prison which is 1yr+ sentencing. It's generally overpopulated. Visitations are generally non-contact and u more than likely see the faces u seen out on the street. It's more so like a big restricted high school

Can you tell me what you live like?
Can you tell me what that bed like, what's that cell like?
What's livin in hell like?
Tell me do you eat right? Do you even sleep right?
Yo, tell me what your life like
Tell me do you sleep nights, tell me what that life like?
Gettin no kites like, no flicks like
Make you wanna quit life
That's +%*+*# up, u bout to take the longest trip and can't do @%@$, but suck it up be strong as @%@$. Handcuffed, ankle to wrist, back of the bus. Flashbacks of u back in the world...

 

[josephskc]

Jail ain't bad. Prison is what you wanna worry about. Jail time is easy, but prison time just seems so much longer, probably because it is

I did 30 days in county for a DUI and didn't have any problems. Could be my intimidating stature (6'6", 230 lbs)

 

[parada45]

ishmedude wrote:

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ask this NTer when he gets out
httphttp://niketalk.com/topic/229385?page=1://niketalk.com/topic/229385?page=1

Ruthless

  

 

[m1dnightmobster]

 

[taimaishu123]

. It's more so like a big restricted high school
which is basically what i described

 

[seniosoul]

Originally Posted by Diego

3 meals a day.
Free rooming.
[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Nice room mates.[/color]
Play spades.
Basketball court in your backyard.
24 hour surveillance.
Home Gym.

Some call this paradise.

right on point..., but prison is a diff story...never been and don't plan on going.
IDK about that, when i was in county, some guy killed his roommate because he was snoring.

 

[maldonado]

Jail usually has an opulent casino, full-service spa, and rooftop pool complex. Guests can attend popular shows, and ride a gondola along Grand Canal Shoppes.

General population consists of suites that offer sunken living rooms, Italian-marble baths, personal fax/copier/printers, and LCD TVs. Beds are dressed in Egyptian-cotton linens and white, goose-down duvets.

 

[nktran001]

Jail is fun, always having a good time.

 

[iknowrap]

my roommate was in jail from May to December on a probation violation....he said it was crazy seen fights all the time

nasty food, barely clean if not completely nasty dormitory bunk bed type set up....no order, nobody really cared... heavy drug usage

he said the ole heads a look out for u if u in there behind some effed up reason....its not alot of that ayo stuff tho thats prison

but at the same time it will be dudes in there n know they aint getting out n will just eff with u for no reason

C-Murder was brought in while he was in there n he said dude was treated like a God by erbody lol

 

[r0yalty]

Originally Posted by JosephSKC

Jail ain't bad. Prison is what you wanna worry about. Jail time is easy, but prison time just seems so much longer, probably because it is

I did 30 days in county for a DUI and didn't have any problems. Could be my intimidating stature (6'6", 230 lbs)

Or you might have scared them away from all those Domino's pizzas and men magazines that were sent to your house after Target got rid of you

 

[ruxxx]

Damn.Flightposite opened up a can of Beans on em'.

 

[felix88]

Food sucks.
2 beds per cell. If taken, you sleep on the floor with a crappy foam mat.
Pillow????
Used underwear. (that's right, you take off the one you have and wear one of theirs)
No windows, just that little sliver about 12-15 feet up.
You don't go outside, there IS NO outdoor courtyard.

What else would you like to know? If you're wondering how it feels, why don't you do a crime and then witness it first hand.