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The best way to hurt a ***** with a slick mouth is to tell her her ***** stink.
Whats the one thing people roast you the most about??
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i talk about aliens way too much.
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Worst I've ever gotten was an alien, toucan Sam (I was still growing into my nose) and Drake :x
Says that with Drake as his avy
I get that serious look too, especially when it's bright out (all the time)
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Mostly for me it's frailness (150 and 5'9") and my small ears.
Used to be my skin, like circa middle school days. My boy used to call me Splinter Cell black
As we got older it seemed as though we stopped caring about that kind of stuff though.
Used to be my skin, like circa middle school days. My boy used to call me Splinter Cell black
As we got older it seemed as though we stopped caring about that kind of stuff though.
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-My ex, she super sloppy
-MY voice still cracks , especially when I feel insecure
-I'm chubby
-I always look angry
-MY voice still cracks , especially when I feel insecure
-I'm chubby
-I always look angry
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Know that feel...
My wife was scared of me when I first met her, lol..
People always think I'm angry but I just don't show emotion or smile...
Trying to work on this flaw, lol..
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My voice, but I don't mind the girls love it
Got everything from Barry White to Darth Vader
Got everything from Barry White to Darth Vader
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My voice is pretty deep but it ain't that deep. I always wanted my voice to be deeper like the Allstate commercial guy or like Barry white. Not the same tone but the same deep bass sound.
I know a dude who's voice is so deep that if you sit on the same couch with him you can feel his voice vibrate through the chair. No lie. Especially when he laughs.
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hairline, well lack thereof ... until i took it down to current kobe levels ...
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Ditto.
Used to be my weight but since I started eating right and exercising that kinda stopped.
I take it all in stride now though..used to be real sensitive about it.
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my gf always tells me "pull off that hat" or "pull that hood off" you scaring the people in here thinking a robbery is about to take place
or checkout out anywhere i always get the solo look up, quickly look back down & then the fastest checkout ever
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Man I feel you..my gf always tells me "pull off that hat" or "pull that hood off" you scaring the people in here thinking a robbery is about to take place
or checkout out anywhere i always get the solo look up, quickly look back down & then the fastest checkout ever
Even when I met my in-laws I got the "prerequisite" talk:
" Please smile for once"
It was the hardest thing to do,lol..
But it's more of a defensive thing from growing up, plus until I really get to know you, you wouldnt know I had a silly side...
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Man I feel you..my gf always tells me "pull off that hat" or "pull that hood off" you scaring the people in here thinking a robbery is about to take place
or checkout out anywhere i always get the solo look up, quickly look back down & then the fastest checkout ever
Even when I met my in-laws I got the "prerequisite" talk:
" Please smile for once"
It was the hardest thing to do,lol..
But it's more of a defensive thing from growing up, plus until I really get to know you, you wouldnt know I had a silly side...
yep im the same way if you dont know me you would swear i just got out...but if you know me im the nicest/goofiest dude in the world
in-laws tho
i overheard my gf's mom talking to her when we first met "you really like that thug *** drug dealing n^&&*()_ in there"
she responded "WHAT? hes not a drug dealer tho he has a 9-5" mom say's "yeah on the block" i damn near fell on the floor laughing
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My voice is like that, barry white coming out a body of a tall n slim guy ppl be doing double checks when im in public
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Lol..yep im the same way if you dont know me you would swear i just got out...but if you know me im the nicest/goofiest dude in the world
in-laws tho
i overheard my gf's mom talking to her when we first met "you really like that thug *** drug dealing n^&&*()_ in there"
she responded "WHAT? hes not a drug dealer tho he has a 9-5" mom say's "yeah on the block" i damn near fell on the floor laughing
The look on my father in laws face when he saw me was priceless, plus he tried to OD shake my hand...
We still laugh about it until this day...
And I have a sweet spot for her mother and one day she confessed" I didn't think it was going to last because you have such a serious aura, but you by far are the nicest guy she has dated."
But the funniest thing I ever heard was from a homeless guy back in SF.
" man I'm not going to ask you for any money, you are a straight scary, looking ************"..
Gave him a $5 bill(for that)and laughed all the way home...
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if you have an iphone take a screenshot of this pic, you will be amazed
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my deep voice
dudes in HS used to call me Barry White
chicks used to call me the deep voice dude from Boyz II Men
dudes in HS used to call me Barry White
chicks used to call me the deep voice dude from Boyz II Men