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Nt'ers are about to be crapping on their lawn now just because.
New Yorkers don't have a lawn to poo in.
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Nt'ers are about to be crapping on their lawn now just because.
some of them got lawns, some will be dominating poops in the street I'm sure. My homie once did that. His toilet was broke, I'm smoking a cig on his from stoop. Just walks by me buck naked like its nothing with a roll of toilet paper and craps between his parents cars in the street. Most savage household I've ever met. Straight hood rich. Dudes dad bought a three thousand dollar fridge for no reason. He couldn't fit it through the door so he broke the door way bigger with a sledge hammer. Door way is still non existent 10 years later. 3 grand nationals out front, turbo huyabusa and a c6 z06 and no electricity. dudes life is a Gucci mane video.Nt'ers are about to be crapping on their lawn now just because.
New Yorkers don't have a lawn to poo in.
Shhhhhheeesh, any after all that homie is still down itsome of them got lawns, some will be dominating poops in the street I'm sure. My homie once did that. His toilet was broke, I'm smoking a cig on his from stoop. Just walks by me buck naked like its nothing with a roll of toilet paper and craps between his parents cars in the street. Most savage household I've ever met. Straight hood rich. Dudes dad bought a three thousand dollar fridge for no reason. He couldn't fit it through the door so he broke the door way bigger with a sledge hammer. Door way is still non existent 10 years later. 3 grand nationals out front, turbo huyabusa and a c6 z06 and no electricity. dudes life is a Gucci mane video.Nt'ers are about to be crapping on their lawn now just because.
New Yorkers don't have a lawn to poo in.
Strangest place was outside. ....definitely outside.
I was workin at someone's house one summer to make some money for a trip and one morning i get there and no one is home.
Ol boy calls and says he will be about 40 minutes late......im like damb.
You see, that particular morning i was rushing and did not chunk the deuce like i normally would after a hearty breakfast , assuming the house would be open as usual and i could drop my waste at another location.
So about 20 minutes go by and i can no longer fight the bubble guts.
I had a roll of paper towel in my trunk and i knew what had to be done.
So i go out back behind the shed near the woods and i pull my pants down and squat. Initially i couldn't do anything, perhaps due to it being my first time doing this out in the open. But then i just relaxed, breathed in the morning air, became one with the nature surrounding me, and let the bubble guts take over.
It felt good.
very relaxing, very freeing. One of the top 5 number twos i have experienced in my life i cant lie.
I remember squating there, smiling looking around and they had a dog who was locked up in a small kennel because no one was home.
He was sitting there looking at me like
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when you gotta go you gotta go .back in the day I drove back to Philly from Penn State to get the Easter AF1's
I stopped at McDonalds and got breakfast burritos like an idiot at 6am, bubble guts hit me about half way and I was like I can make the next rest stop, I couldn't make the next rest stop
no lie pulled over on the highway and went on the passenger side of my car, luckily it was like 730am in bumble country but the few cars that passed had to me like
if that was a week ago mightve been me and my homeboys complaining about that, you could smell that **** in the hallwayI've taken dumps in plenty of bar bathrooms, but I think the strangest dump I ever took was in the bathroom of Niketown NY. Went for a run with the Nike plus running group. As the run was ending I knew I had to let some epicness go and couldn't wait to get home. Went into the bathroom and took my sweat filled shirt off and dropped deuce shirtless like a real one. It smelled terrible, my dumps after running always do. People were complaining about the smell, but I was out there thugging with no regard.