Your First Strip Club Experience...........

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What was it like?? Did the girls look good??? Can you get laid at the booty club???

I've never been. But I really want to go to one. Waka Flocka said when he gets a lap dance he just whips his **** out and boom. Sexual intercourse. Can you do that??

Tell me your strip club stories.....
 
What was it like?? Did the girls look good??? Can you get laid at the booty club???

I've never been. But I really want to go to one. Waka Flocka said when he gets a lap dance he just whips his **** out and boom. Sexual intercourse. Can you do that??

Tell me your strip club stories.....

This is very true. 75% of the time, it pretty much works all the time.
 
17, fake 18 year old Id. First week of college. Got drunk in my homies dorm, passing Barton's vodka and little huggies back n forth. Bout 30min before we leave, vomit on my DMP XIs...blown, spent 35min cleaning then with a toothbrush while taking shots...throw on some chuck Taylor's. walk to the door, get in, random older dude buys us drinks (we give him money). Dont remember most of the night, but i do remember **** was hating, but we were wilding on the dance floor like a 90s house party...strike out...walk and get some big *** sandwiches, talk about here dope college is about to be..., walk back to my dorm dolo...jack off...wake up, go to class damn near no hangover...

ahhh..to be young
 
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This is very true. 75% of the time, it pretty much works all the time.

Very well then,






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Will be getting the skrippas pregnant :tongue: :evil: :stoneface:















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I was 19, asked one stripper how much for a lap dance, she whispered in my ear "A bit of advice, never ask a stripper how much for a lap dance" and the same night another stripper (who I guess smelled the fresh blood) took me into the back room and gave me like 3 lap dances to 3 songs, at the end of the third song I tried to give her 10.00 in singles, she looked at me and said "uh uh, that's going to be 60.00" I told her I don't have cash on me, she got some big security looking dude to escort me to the ATM (paid like 20.00 in ATM fees just to TAKE OUT money) gave her the 60.00 bucks and sat in the corner the rest of the night. 
 
went with my friends and fiance at the time. grabbed lots of boobs.

I ******* hate going with my girl :lol: She grabs ALL the attention.

I'm like... "I'm the one tipping... and y'all gonna give her stage lab dances, full on touching" :smh:
 
First experience Centetfolds at SF


Paid 5.00 extra to see a dildo shower show. Mad trill.

Vegas Strip Clubs though.....
 
My first time I ended up in the champagne room with the baddest girl in the club IMO. $40 to get back there and $40 per dance. I spent a good 40 min back there I think, lol. Thought they couldn't be completely nude and thought there was no touching. Wrong on both accounts at that time. I think laws are more strict in clubs nowadays. Had a very erotic experience despite the cash I dropped on her :smh:
 
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I banged the stripper, kinda fell in love too.
 
I was 15 and participating in a summer enrichment program in Atlanta. While we were walking around the city, (about 20 high school aged guys) our chapperrone (he was about 23) was like "I'm gonna take you guys somewhere but you can't tell anyone". It was like 2pm and he led us to a random strip joint. He told the guy at the door that we were all army recruits, aged 18 and we were about o ship out to basic training in the morning. He bought the story so we all headed in. A few of the guys stayed in the lobby but most of us checked it out. Inside was pretty lame only one girl at a time, tho they did get fully nude. Dudes were in there acting like they just got released from prison, smiling from ear to ear and acting like they've never seen a feline before. I threw a few dollars in that joint :lol:
 
After my homes bachelor party a few years ago, I got the strippers # and met her at her crib. Little finger action and I may have sucked the mams, can't remember. She put the meat in her mouth for like 3 secs and was like "we can finish next time". I was low key heated. I had 20 on me but I refused to pay for the action outright. Haven't seen her since.
 
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oh and my cousin spent like $350 or something like that to smash a stripper.
 
went with my friends and fiance at the time. grabbed lots of boobs.

I ******* hate going with my girl :lol: She grabs ALL the attention.

I'm like... "I'm the one tipping... and y'all gonna give her stage lab dances, full on touching" :smh:

i gave her my singles so we are both tipping the dancers....... 5 here and 5 there and it just started adding up.

So far, every strip club we've been to in Vegas and in Hawaii, strippers were trying to recruit her.

On some "It's good money, we bring home a stack a night" :lol:
 
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