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my co-workers bosses all of that they are the best. its those stuck up, my poo dont stink, you must do what i say when i say, speak to you any sort of waycustomers that come in there!!! iwork at wholefoods and my god i HATE most of the customers. its so bad i see a certain one online and i walk...

i cant believe it is 8 years already. i remember standing in my house and learning every move to rock the boat and waiting for it be played on 106 & parkjust so i could dance along. she seemed like a beautiful person inside and out. not fake like some of these celebs everything seemed so real...

this is tricky lol. my guy who i get weak in the knees for is trey songz :sigh: but i cant see myself just meeting him and my draws drop. so i myself wouldntcheat on my bf (that doesnt exist) for him. and i would hope that my guy would have the same respect for me. but gosh i have some thoughts...

this looks bad. when it grows some and looks like she had it when she was prego i will like it. the hairline or lack of is what is bothering me. and why peopleact like amber was the first chick with a short cut?

i've never cuddled lol. i just dont feel the need to. i just do the do and get to going. idk how they be feeling but after im done i dont want to betouched .

i have a guy friend who is like 5'2 5'3 and he is 23 years old (no lie) and he has nooo problem getting girls. so from that i take it if you find theright girl who doesnt mind it then go for it.

so i dont fall in as i wake out of my sleep and run to the bathroom

was she into that freaky stuff at the begining? if not i dont think if you guys split she will be doing it for the next guy. she probably just isnt into it.and if thats what you want so bad ditch her and find you a girl that will do those things for you.

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this almost made me spit juice out.

idk if its just me but i cant see the pic.

lord save them.

my parents and sister went to s.c to see the fam i myself couldnt make it due to work (curse you wholefoods!) but i will go watch my friends light fireworksthen party and bullshhh after.