"Can I play with that sword?"
"No, you're gonna get hurt."
"I know how to use a sword."
"You're 8."
"But I know karate."
"You use swords in karate?"
"Yeeaaaahhh. We use them to cut stuff."
"You've got lots of shoes."
"Why are they all over the floor."
"I wanted to see if I liked any."
"Can I...