💒 Married At First Sight 👰: S17 Denver 10/18/23 PREMIERE! HERE WE GO AGAIN!

[elpablo21]

Not sure what season it was but it was the tall white bball player who dogged out his wife

He straight up left her alone in the apartment for days at a time while he cheated on her lmfao

Matt the Gawd

He's co captain of the 96 Bulls MAFS scumbag squad.

He's just the tip of the iceberg. Wait till you see Luke, Michael, Chris, Mia, Boston Ryan, Zach, Brandon and so many others

 

[atlsfinest]

My girl watches this and I tuned into a couple episodes. Im gonna have to watch every season now. This **** is hilarious

Welcome. This thread gets pretty lit when the show airs.

My wife put me on the show around season 5 and I've been hooked ever since.

 

[beh235]

Hopefully Ryan finally start living his truth

 

[mytmouse76]

My girl watches this and I tuned into a couple episodes. Im gonna have to watch every season now. This **** is hilarious

Welcome home.

Kinda surprised with Clara and Ryan. I thought after sex she would stay for awhile.

 

[Master Zik]

At the start of the matchmaking ep Pastor Cal says there are 15 couples still married after 13 seasons (which is a terrible percentage in itself).

Few days later, now its 12

 

[frshstunna]

At the start of the matchmaking ep Pastor Cal says there are 15 couples still married after 13 seasons (which is a terrible percentage in itself).

Few days later, now its 12

An average of about 1 couple per season seems about right for this mess

 

[Master Zik]

@ that editing job of Pastor Cal shooting the basket ball and "making it".

Aight, so I'm finally getting around to this stupid matchmaking special because I ain't got **** to do right now. I know damn well this is all for entertainment purposes, but they still got me looking at this bs and breaking it down like NFL draft combine type scouting....In my head I'm yelling Cal Cal Cal Cal! in Mel Kiper Jr's voice, and it's ridiculous.

A few things...

I don't like how Pastor Cal is framing Zach. Using language like "hanging up your player card" and "entanglements" is very coded language when talking to, and about a Black man. I don't like it. Once again, I get the premise for this episode is made for tv, but that still doesn't mean I like it. I hate the fact that Black dudes get framed like this when they are being introduced. Their interaction definitely had me yelling Cal like Mel Kiper, but it's even more disappointing coming from another Black man supposedly "from the cloth"...but anyway, I'll take off my Spike Lee glasses and continue.

I feel like Cal mentioned "entanglements" specifically cuz of Hollister Chris.

Like they needed it to be on camera of the black man matched with the black woman had no other relationship ties lingering for a marriage coming in 2 weeks.

 

[beh235]

Pastor Cal is so FOS man lol

 

[atlsfinest]

3 hours?!

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[spiceman80]

Dang, weren't they talking about a vow renewal?

Now we're down to one couple from the Atlanta season.

You telling me non of us couldn't accomplish the same success rates as these "professionals"
These number are atrocious

 

[elpablo21]

Was last season 3 hours too?

I dont think I even watched it

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[beh235]

First of all, who asked for them wack *** poems with Jamie and Beth? And when is Strawberry Shortcake going to get a real job? lol

 

[Master Zik]

Real nice to see Karen and Miles together enjoying married life.

Viviana need to stop playing man.

I would dig in.

 

[wavycrocket]

just FINE

 

[steebie j]

Just peeped the matchmaking episode. Micheala cute. Pulling for her and Zach. Overall I’m gonna say 2/5 couples stay married. Michaela/Zach and I don’t know the other.

 

[aepps20]

Matt the Gawd

He's co captain of the 96 Bulls MAFS scumbag squad.

He's just the tip of the iceberg. Wait till you see Luke, Michael, Chris, Mia, Boston Ryan, Zach, Brandon and so many others

That 96 Bulls MAFS team was ICE COLD. The thing I love is that each player played his/her role.

1. Christopher Jordan AKA Money- Probably the greatest scumbag of all time. Offense, Defense, Amazing handles and gaslighting. Simply the GOAT.

2. Matthew Pippen- The utility man. Whatever scumbag tactics your team needs he can do it. Money gets all the highlights but your scumbag team ain't winning without Matthew Pippen.

3. Lucas Rodman- Lucas has a checkered past but is the greatest gaslighter of all time. He will rebound a negative he did and will accuse you of drinking.

4. Brandon Harper- Brandon aka Harp would be the leading scorer on most scumbag teams but he is willing to lie, cheat and Lie about everything to lock down the other team's best player.

5. Mia Longley- Longley is probably the most underrated scumbag in MAFS history. Her scumbag tactics aren't flashy (stalking her ex) but she is essential to any scumbag team.

6. Coach Dr. Jessica Jackson- Coach Jackson or the zen master is the ultimate coach. She was scoping out contestants and finally got engaged to one and quit the show. No scumbag team would be complete without a coach like this.

 

[beh235]

You gonna get it tailored or just keeping it for collection?

That 96 Bulls MAFS team was ICE COLD. The thing I love is that each player played his/her role.

1. Christopher Jordan AKA Money- Probably the greatest scumbag of all time. Offense, Defense, Amazing handles and gaslighting. Simply the GOAT.

2. Matthew Pippen- The utility man. Whatever scumbag tactics your team needs he can do it. Money gets all the highlights but your scumbag team ain't winning without Matthew Pippen.

3. Lucas Rodman- Lucas has a checkered past but is the greatest gaslighter of all time. He will rebound a negative he did and will accuse you of drinking.

4. Brandon Harper- Brandon aka Harp would be the leading scorer on most scumbag teams but he is willing to lie, cheat and Lie about everything to lock down the other team's best player.

5. Mia Longley- Longley is probably the most underrated scumbag in MAFS history. Her scumbag tactics aren't flashy (stalking her ex) but she is essential to any scumbag team.

6. Coach Dr. Jessica Jackson- Coach Jackson or the zen master is the ultimate coach. She was scoping out contestants and finally got engaged to one and quit the show. Now scumbag team would be complete without a coach like this.

This is an excellent breakdown/analogy

 

[elpablo21]

I still be forgetting about Dr Jessica. That **** is legendary in MAFS lore

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

Not surprised in the least bit about Ryan and Clara. She wanted to be slutted out and Ryan just wanted his white Queen to watch him be weird and awkward.

 

[wavycrocket]

Not surprised in the least bit about Ryan and Clara. She wanted to be slutted out and Ryan just wanted his white Queen to watch him be weird and awkward.

Ion think Ryan likes chicks man

Excited for a new season of F-ery. This and basketball are the only things that can hold my attention now a days

 

[MrKDes]

 

[freshpairs]

They all built like that in htown?

 

[frshstunna]

That 96 Bulls MAFS team was ICE COLD. The thing I love is that each player played his/her role.

1. Christopher Jordan AKA Money- Probably the greatest scumbag of all time. Offense, Defense, Amazing handles and gaslighting. Simply the GOAT.

2. Matthew Pippen- The utility man. Whatever scumbag tactics your team needs he can do it. Money gets all the highlights but your scumbag team ain't winning without Matthew Pippen.

3. Lucas Rodman- Lucas has a checkered past but is the greatest gaslighter of all time. He will rebound a negative he did and will accuse you of drinking.

4. Brandon Harper- Brandon aka Harp would be the leading scorer on most scumbag teams but he is willing to lie, cheat and Lie about everything to lock down the other team's best player.

5. Mia Longley- Longley is probably the most underrated scumbag in MAFS history. Her scumbag tactics aren't flashy (stalking her ex) but she is essential to any scumbag team.

6. Coach Dr. Jessica Jackson- Coach Jackson or the zen master is the ultimate coach. She was scoping out contestants and finally got engaged to one and quit the show. No scumbag team would be complete without a coach like this.

Only thing missing is Lying Mike off the bench playing that Kukoc role