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some of these chicks like 30 yr olds though

edit: lmao, an i thought i was gettin too old for NT.
 
I enjoyed your original approach at informing us that today is your 30th.

But im still not wishing you a happy birthday.
 
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@ the tags...

 
I was very disheartened when I picked up a chick at work who was 18... and when I told her I just turned 24 she told me that I was too old.
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The tidesdidn't turn in my favor at night either, as I got a DUI a few hours later.Talk about bad days!
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I now lie about my age, as I can pass easily for 18-22... I recently received a blowjob from a very good looking 18 year old white/persian chick. Pink nipsftw!
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I went to the supermarket to get stuff for my bbq and this girl was scoping me,I`m like F it

Me - Wanna come to my BBQ tomm
Her - Well I`m only 17 lemme ask my mom
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OL WHOADIE BASTARD wrote:
do you look old, pappy?

if not you can always lie about your age
With a Full Beard Yea. The woman that took my ID at the Gas Station today was like we are suppose to card people who are under 40 go right on. I`mlike please see my ID
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