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Obviously these are not creative enough or they would have never been caught but you have to give the smugglers kudos for being creative. Read more about eachone below
1. In New York, DEA agents discovered bags of heroin surgically implanted in live, purebred puppies
2. In Memphis , customs officers found 7 pounds of heroin hidden in three baseball bats.
3. Bananas
4. In an Elmo Doll
FREE ELMO
5. Everyone tries putting them in fish. But how about liquid cocaine being used to ship the fishin. They place a water bag with the fish in it insided the bag of liquid cocaine.
6. More than 300 boa constrictors from Colombia were implanted with cocaine-filled condoms inserted into their rectums (which were then sewnshut), causing the deaths of all but 63 of the creatures
7. Hair coated with cocaine. This seems like alot of work.
Contained in the luggage were 76 packets of human hair, which is used as hair extensions in the hairstyling trade.A test on the hair showed,however, that the packets also contained cocaine, De Klerk said.According to him, one of the latest methods used by drug traffickers in a bid to escapedetection is to dissolve cocaine and then to soak some other supposedly innocent product - such as human hair in this case - in it.
8. Hide "mini bricks" ofheroin inside bricks of cocaine. It is cheaper to pay someone to ship Coke than it is heroin. Maybe they should have gotten some quotes from Fedex or UPS.
Saving on ebay shipping fees.
9. Hide them in Virgin Mary tombstones.
10. Incorporate liquidcocaine into plexiglass and make fishtanks or dvd cases.
11. Stuffing a giant squid.
Photo shows how much was actually in that thing.
12. In vanities (bathroom counter with mirror).
Police in Southwick, Mass., confirmed today that a $99 vanity sold at Home Depot store in Chicopee, Mass., had $150,000 worth of cocaine and marijuana insidewhen it was opened. The Republican has the story. It addsthat police say "two other drug-packed vanities were also sold at a Home Depot store in Tewksbury (Mass.)."
13. 4300 pounds of Pot in a tractor trailor filled with cornchips and Salsa
14. Surgically inserted into a man'sthigh
15. This one I like. A load of marijuana in the floorboard of a truck carrying two live bears(Corky and Pumpkin) . Talk about a good distraction.
16.Marijuana mixed with coriander.Hard to detect with smell? Guess not.
16. Disguising marijuana in regular Over The Counter snap packs.
17. Thinly sliced sheets of cocainemade to look just like Pringles. Pringles might be the more addicting thing here.
18. The first guy caught smuggling with thesubmarine ruined it for everyone.
19. Who would think to look for drugs in those cute GardenGnomes?
The 52-year-old wannabe Scarface, Linda Martin, was served the porridge at Auckland High Court, South Africa's IOL reports, as a result of being caughtwith in excess of three kilos of charlie at Auckland Airport in 2004. The Peruvian Red Bull was hidden inside four garden gnomes in Martin's suitcase.
20. Why ruin a good bottle of alchohol by filling it with marijuana?
Too all future NT custom agents & pharmacists.
1. In New York, DEA agents discovered bags of heroin surgically implanted in live, purebred puppies
2. In Memphis , customs officers found 7 pounds of heroin hidden in three baseball bats.
3. Bananas
4. In an Elmo Doll
5. Everyone tries putting them in fish. But how about liquid cocaine being used to ship the fishin. They place a water bag with the fish in it insided the bag of liquid cocaine.
6. More than 300 boa constrictors from Colombia were implanted with cocaine-filled condoms inserted into their rectums (which were then sewnshut), causing the deaths of all but 63 of the creatures
7. Hair coated with cocaine. This seems like alot of work.
Contained in the luggage were 76 packets of human hair, which is used as hair extensions in the hairstyling trade.A test on the hair showed,however, that the packets also contained cocaine, De Klerk said.According to him, one of the latest methods used by drug traffickers in a bid to escapedetection is to dissolve cocaine and then to soak some other supposedly innocent product - such as human hair in this case - in it.
8. Hide "mini bricks" ofheroin inside bricks of cocaine. It is cheaper to pay someone to ship Coke than it is heroin. Maybe they should have gotten some quotes from Fedex or UPS.
9. Hide them in Virgin Mary tombstones.
10. Incorporate liquidcocaine into plexiglass and make fishtanks or dvd cases.
11. Stuffing a giant squid.
Photo shows how much was actually in that thing.
12. In vanities (bathroom counter with mirror).
Police in Southwick, Mass., confirmed today that a $99 vanity sold at Home Depot store in Chicopee, Mass., had $150,000 worth of cocaine and marijuana insidewhen it was opened. The Republican has the story. It addsthat police say "two other drug-packed vanities were also sold at a Home Depot store in Tewksbury (Mass.)."
13. 4300 pounds of Pot in a tractor trailor filled with cornchips and Salsa
14. Surgically inserted into a man'sthigh
15. This one I like. A load of marijuana in the floorboard of a truck carrying two live bears(Corky and Pumpkin) . Talk about a good distraction.
16.Marijuana mixed with coriander.Hard to detect with smell? Guess not.
16. Disguising marijuana in regular Over The Counter snap packs.
17. Thinly sliced sheets of cocainemade to look just like Pringles. Pringles might be the more addicting thing here.
18. The first guy caught smuggling with thesubmarine ruined it for everyone.
19. Who would think to look for drugs in those cute GardenGnomes?
The 52-year-old wannabe Scarface, Linda Martin, was served the porridge at Auckland High Court, South Africa's IOL reports, as a result of being caughtwith in excess of three kilos of charlie at Auckland Airport in 2004. The Peruvian Red Bull was hidden inside four garden gnomes in Martin's suitcase.
20. Why ruin a good bottle of alchohol by filling it with marijuana?
Too all future NT custom agents & pharmacists.
