2017-18 NFL Week in Review - Week 12 - Alex Smith needs the TB12 diet

[Chester McFloppy]

What a fun week of football.

-Cowboys are 100% washed. Great time to be alive.
-Minnesota should have never traded for Sammy Sleeves. Case Keenum is the best Vikings QB since Daunte Culpepper (may he RIP).
-Chargers winning the AFCW. Can't wait to pull some receipts after the season.
-Julio Jones did his best Antonio Brown impression yesterday.
-Tennessee playing ugly football and somehow winning.
-Buffalo byke?
-The GOAT TE on pace for another 1100/10 TD season even though he looks "slow and clunky"
-Philly is simply the best team in the NFL and it isn't close.
-Seattle sucks but somehow keeps winning.
-Blaine Gabbert > Blake Bortles
-Get Denver all the way outta here
-Mike McCarthy sucks
-Pittsburgh almost losing to Brett Hundley and this team is supposed to give New England fits? Heh.
-The fact that a ****load of 5-6 teams are still in the playoff hunt in the AFC tells you everything you need to know about it. AFC = Eastern Conference.

Top 5:
Eagles
**** Boston
Rams
Vikings
Saints

MVP:
Carson Wentz
Antonio Brown
Everson Griffen
Todd Gurley
LeGarrette Blount
Tom Brady

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Also

War Eagle
and
The U is back!!!!!
and
**** Chip Kelly

 

[DeadsetAce]

Week 12 takes.....

- Case and AT19 got the Vikings playing REAL good two way football right now
- When the Chargers win the West, @licensed to ball will not be allowed back on the bandwagon
- NE kept MIA in that game for waaaaaay too long yesterday
- NE finally dabbling some more into group cellies
- Now I know why @kdslittlebro didn’t let his nuts hang in the thread over the last 3 months
- Jets really got something in Robby Anderson
- Eagles with the steamroll job for stillin729 first game at the Linc
- Bears’ best “play” of the weekend was that fan at the Linc with the Mozilla FireFox sign
- Alexis and company regressing like MM8 has…KoolAid needs to turn it around quick
- Tyrod did what he does best yesterday (interestingly enough, it’s what Alexis usually does the best)
- Elway turning the Broncos into a coach and QB graveyard…7 L’s in a row for the GM of the Year
- Talib really is a cot damn fool
- The @buc em curse has got Mo Sanu tossing TDs on the “best young defense” now
- It’s wild to me that the Panthers are 8-3 and tied for first with the Saints
- Jacoby Big **** Brissett needs more help
- It’s week 12 and Marimoto still looking off…full confidence he bounces back next year
- Derek Henry should be starting in TEN…and no that’s not just because “my friend” has him
- Jimmy G making me proud and bringing tears of joy/hope to @aNYone’s eyes
- I was told to be weary of the Jags coming into NE and beating us down...nah
- Goff and Wentz playing prettttttaaaayyyyy prettttaaaaay prettttaaayyy good right now
- AB is the Pittsburgh Steelers right now


MVP
AB
AB
Wentz
AB
TyFraud


Fraud "Fan" of the Week
@Mr.Guy

Spoiler: Giddy Up - We're On to December

 

[macbk]

Soon

@kdslittlebro

 

[tennhouse2]

and the titans get another win

 

[macbk]

and the titans get another win

Boring 7-4 to say the least just trucking along it seems.

 

[Peep Game]

- Seahawks really struggled with that SF team SMH. Legion of Boom on it's last legs, which sucks.
- Jacoby Brissett is a mildly more athletic Byron Leftwich, with less awareness
- Wish Brett Hundley was in his last year so he could back up Deshaun next year
- Crabtree is washed. Get your chain taken twice, and you and Talib exchange "punches" that Kelly Kelly and Candice Michelle would even be embarrassed about.
- Broncos though all that genius talk and you're about to have Tom Savage as your backup next season
- Thanksgiving was amazing seeing the Chargers dump a full clip onto the Cowboys. Everyone loves playing at AT&T Stadium because it's not a football stadium, it's an amusement park. There's no home-field advantage there.
- Vikes better let Keenum continue to start instead of trying to change things. Roll with the hot hand til it doesn't work anymore.
- Don't care how good the Jags defense is, they still have Blake Bortles as their QB.
- Dolphins stink.
- Titans the wackest over .500 team today. If they stay the 3rd seed, can't wait til whichever 6th seed team wipes the floor with them at home.
- Steelers lucked out. Good game either way. Was expecting the Steelers to mop the floor with Green Bay, so glad it was very competitive.
- Julio
- I loathe Savage vs Flacco. This game will come down to which offense makes the least mistakes, and unfortunately I trust ****** Flacco over ****** Savage being protected by 3 of the worst linemen in football (Chris Clark, Breno Giacomini, and Xavier Su'a Filo). Deshaun was able to cover up their limitations, but statue Savage can't.

 

[stillin729]

This team is really good, I am enjoying this ride, has the early Andy/Donovan vibes to it but this team seems more advanced then that team was in year 2 of the QB

the rest...

Chiefs should go to Mahomes
Raiders byke?
Broncos not byke
MM8 looks pedestrian but Titans are still winning
Falcons finding their form
Remember it was Dak > Wentz? Dak hasn't throw a TD since 11/5
Chargers charging, move them back to SD yesterday
Saints D is bad without a rookie, that can't be good for playoff chances
Steelers got it done ugly but they got it done
Packers are done
Giants officially eliminated from the playoffs and somehow I think Mcadoo might be safe
Jags should have tried to acquire a QB before the deadline
Browns are going to be 1-31 since outsmarting the world by passing on Wentz and Watson
Thanksgiving games were enjoyable

it really sucks to be back at work today

 

[rolaholic]

Around the league:

- Yet another week of Pitt playing down to competition...Tomlin's already looking ahead 3 weeks . Can't wait
-Rams pulled off a pretty dominant performance against a good Saints squad,the final score was closer than the game. They're a top 5 team in the league right now.
- Talib snatching Crabs chain again might be the highlight of their season ,Elway the genius looks to have struck out on yet another QB...
- Jags laid an egg yesterday,Gabbert's still making them suffer . Still nervous about them though
- The Jimmy G era has arrived ,dude looked better in 2 plays then anyone has at QB for them since Harbaugh was around
- Carolina's sticking around in the divisional race on the low,gonna be real interesting to see how the south shapes up with all those divisional games coming up and Atlanta getting hot.
- TyGod pulling off a W at Arrowhead ,after the ****show last week they're somehow still in playoff position
- Titans are the worst looking 7-4 team I've seen in a while,MM8 made some throws when he needed to though. They might just push the Jags down to the wire for the division
- Philly laying waste to teams in every phase of the game once again,can only see one NFC squad beating them at this rate (Minny)
- KC keeps slipping like that and Bolo's gonna steal the division from right under their noses...
- Dallas might as well take the leash off Dak and allow him to let it fly,seasons over with so no need to keep things conservative. Dudes have had no vertical passing game as of late

MVP list:

1A: Wentz
1B:
3. AB
4. Russ
5. Goff

Top 5 teams:

1: Iggles
2. Pats
3. Minny
4. Rams
5. Pitt

 

[extraordinary swag]

Eagles
- 10-1, can't even say I expected to look this good this season. We're hitting in all phases, idc about the opponents.We're doing to bad teams what good teams are supposed to do. Destroying them
- secondary was supposed to be a weakness going into the season and now we're a legit 5-6 deep with a first round talent IR
- Wentz getting to relax in the 4th quarter because the game is out of hand is a blessing
- while extremely hilarious to me, doing the electric slide two times was juuuuust a tad too much

Everyone Else
- Pats keep rolling as well. Wish Belichick would loosen up just one damn time instead of decapitating reporters postgame and not letting Gronk be happy about a TD celebration
- Blaine Gabbert revenge game was hilarious
- Crabtree gotta hide a brick in his hand warmers next time they play the Broncos
- Vikings look scary good. Not looking forward to seeing them in the playoffs, Thielen went on and took the GOAT white WR title from Jordy Nelson
- can't even crack jokes anymore about the Cowboys, I've run out of material
- vintage Julio, shoulda been more of these efforts this season if Matt Ryan was worth half a damn
- boggles my mind how Antonio gets so open every week, dude has to be doubled at the line of scrimmage

 

[DeadsetAce]

it really sucks to be back at work today

this

 

[stillin729]

this

man waking up this morning

it seemed like it was just 230pm on Weds. and I was rolling out

 

[DeadsetAce]

man waking up this morning

it seemed like it was just 230pm on Weds. and I was rolling out

right? i swear if someone emails, calls, or comes by with some request before noon, i'm gonna lose it

let me settle in

 

[IATT]

 

[stillin729]

right? i swear if someone emails, calls, or comes by with some request before noon, i'm gonna lose it

let me settle in

those kind of requests go on my calendar for Tuesday

 

[Peep Game]

Can't believe I forgot about the Chiefs falling off the hell in a cell. Would be hilarious if they missed the playoffs after that hot start. Ain't heard Alex Smith MVP talk in ages.

 

[macbk]

man waking up this morning

it seemed like it was just 230pm on Weds. and I was rolling out

I was asleep by 9 last night. Hit the gym 5 AM today

 

[stillin729]

I was asleep by 9 last night. Hit the gym 5 AM today

you are a better man than me

gym at 5am, no thanks

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Can't believe I forgot about the Chiefs falling off the hell in a cell. Would be hilarious if they missed the playoffs after that hot start. Ain't heard Alex Smith MVP talk in ages.

That's because he fell all the way off after week 5.

 

[IATT]

 

[stillin729]

Alex ain't been the same since Kareem Hunt got off his Hall of Fame track

 

[Maximus Meridius]

- So they finally got Julio the ball

- Alex Smith nervous this week

- Crab finally got some get back

- Rams the team nobody wants to play

 

[langfor5]

Welp we are on the brink of a full on, complete, four alarm meltdown with AS11 leading the charge. Amazing how things can change so fast in the NFL. One week you are in the penthouse the next you are in the toilet. But, hey we still have a one game lead in the division...*shrugs*

Btw...I really believe that the Chargers are going to win the division.

 

[DeadsetAce]

I was asleep by 9 last night. Hit the gym 5 AM today

well damn. im going during lunch today but if mac is going at 5am, i better get back in there at 5am tomorrow

 

[spacedoodoo]

- chalk us up coming out slow because of us playing on Thursday.. it makes sense to me dammit

- losing Haden was the death of our secondary

- front 7 still nice as **** tho

- Rams victory against the saints is kinda misleading since New Orleans didn't have their secondary healthy

- eagles still trash

- What if the bills played tyrod last week

- NFC south is gonna be a bloodbath, for some reason I have the panthers coming out 1st

- crazy that the raiders are in a position to win that trash division, chiefs ain't the same since we pulled their pants down and gave them some deep ****. All Chester

- cowboys suck and it's glorious

- dak>wentz doe

- dak got more clutch runs

- Gucci gorrop is here to stay

- I'm just happy the Niners won't win 6 games so I don't have to pay Chester that $50