EddieDoyers
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Yo my friend just told me the craziest story, imma type it up on the computer later when I have the chance.
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Also, Rob is a sucka. I'm not even mad at Black Chyna cause literally EVERYONE saw it but him.
Dude is a certified duck.
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story time with eddie
someone told me I look 16 today, I'm a junior in college bruh
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i got carded buying a scratch off 
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Edit: thought I was banned for a minute
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Pabs almost got da hammer
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EddieDoyers
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This is funny how it coincides with the whole Rob Kardashian saga, but here I go.
At the July 4th weekend, I met up with old high school buddies, and one of my buds tell me this story as we were drinking:
So my friend was on this app called WeChat 3 months ago (an app that a lot of Asians use), and was using this nearby function when he started talking to this Asian women randomly
The woman doesn't know English, but he was like screw it, I know Chinese anyway, and he slid into her dms
Eventually within the week, they agreed upon the date, dude paid for everything, picked her up, etc. and was in her guts already by the end of the night
So for the next 2 months, dude would be driving the broad to work or the "hair salon" everyday, and bought at least more than $1,700 on gifts to spoil her.
During that time though, he starts finding out more about the lady, as she's only on her vacation visa in the states, didn't even pass high school at China, other warning signs, etc.
One night, he decided to pick her up a little earlier at her "workplace". When he gets there, he notices that there's an unfamiliar car in the parking lot, and he decided to go inside the hair salon. For some reason, there was no one manning the place, but there was a closed door with loud thuds. Bruh decides to go open the door, and he basically sees this Korean dude shagging his girl. My friend said he got so heated he stormed out of the place and proceeded to key the dude's bimmer and leave many marks on it. Then he drove away and caled the woman asking "what do you really do?" and "tell me the truth now"
So the woman told my friend that she's not really a hairdresser, was really an escort, wasn't 28, was really 32, and that dude that was banging her out was a long time customer.
After hearing all that, my friend was so heated, but was still in love with her, so he begged for her to quit being an escort. She told him no.
So for the next 3 weeks after that, my friend starts collecting evidence on her and the "hair salon". The dudes running the joint were there at one point and they offered him a "tour" on what they really did. The dudes running the place told him straight up it was really a brothel and all the prices, and the whole operation. The woman was there too when they gave the tour to him, but I guess she was too scared to confront my friend.
After my friend told me all this, he tells me that he's giving her one last chance to drop the profession, or else he reports her to the feds. I'm like
, let me know what happens when you actually do something.
So fast forward to today, my friend tells me he finally reported the "hair salon" and her to the Feds, ICE, and local police. He contacted her last night to tell her to stop being an escort, but she told him to F off and that she was about to have sex with a white man before hanging up. Dude really about to get his revenge though. He has everything documented.
When simpin goes wrong...
At the July 4th weekend, I met up with old high school buddies, and one of my buds tell me this story as we were drinking:
So my friend was on this app called WeChat 3 months ago (an app that a lot of Asians use), and was using this nearby function when he started talking to this Asian women randomly
The woman doesn't know English, but he was like screw it, I know Chinese anyway, and he slid into her dms
Eventually within the week, they agreed upon the date, dude paid for everything, picked her up, etc. and was in her guts already by the end of the night
So for the next 2 months, dude would be driving the broad to work or the "hair salon" everyday, and bought at least more than $1,700 on gifts to spoil her.
During that time though, he starts finding out more about the lady, as she's only on her vacation visa in the states, didn't even pass high school at China, other warning signs, etc.
One night, he decided to pick her up a little earlier at her "workplace". When he gets there, he notices that there's an unfamiliar car in the parking lot, and he decided to go inside the hair salon. For some reason, there was no one manning the place, but there was a closed door with loud thuds. Bruh decides to go open the door, and he basically sees this Korean dude shagging his girl. My friend said he got so heated he stormed out of the place and proceeded to key the dude's bimmer and leave many marks on it. Then he drove away and caled the woman asking "what do you really do?" and "tell me the truth now"
So the woman told my friend that she's not really a hairdresser, was really an escort, wasn't 28, was really 32, and that dude that was banging her out was a long time customer.
After hearing all that, my friend was so heated, but was still in love with her, so he begged for her to quit being an escort. She told him no.
So for the next 3 weeks after that, my friend starts collecting evidence on her and the "hair salon". The dudes running the joint were there at one point and they offered him a "tour" on what they really did. The dudes running the place told him straight up it was really a brothel and all the prices, and the whole operation. The woman was there too when they gave the tour to him, but I guess she was too scared to confront my friend.
After my friend told me all this, he tells me that he's giving her one last chance to drop the profession, or else he reports her to the feds. I'm like
, let me know what happens when you actually do something. So fast forward to today, my friend tells me he finally reported the "hair salon" and her to the Feds, ICE, and local police. He contacted her last night to tell her to stop being an escort, but she told him to F off and that she was about to have sex with a white man before hanging up. Dude really about to get his revenge though. He has everything documented.
When simpin goes wrong...
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Oh My Damn. What if the Asian mafia comes after him?
This girl knows his info, location, etc. and pretty much has messages on him giving her the ultimatum...
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Bro that's wild af.
Your boy is a simp though.
Your boy is a simp though.
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your friend an idiot
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damn eddie...your boy lost on that one
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Wow dude is really trying to ruin the fun for everyone else cause he got caught up trying to wife a bird. Smh. Calling the Feds. Weak.
Pabs probably at the brothel as we speak
Pabs probably at the brothel as we speak
EddieDoyers
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Oh My Damn. What if the Asian mafia comes after him?
This girl knows his info, location, etc. and pretty much has messages on him giving her the ultimatum...
idk man, that's outta my control, I hope he got his tracks covered
Bro that's wild af.
Your boy is a simp though.
I told him straight up after we were drinking to stop talking to the woman
your friend an idiot
damn eddie...your boy lost on that one
I told him that he F'd up also and to not simp next time
Anyway he just texted this to the group chat a couple minutes ago
View media item 2484806This poor sap really fell in love
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Anyway he just texted this to the group chat a couple minutes ago
View media item 2484806This poor sap really fell in love
damn bruh
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Sounds like your boy just lived out an alternate ending to Pretty Woman
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EddieDoyers
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I didn't even think about it like that
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Dudes messing up the game for everyone else
Don't even know how dude could fall so hard without finding out some basic info first
Don't even know how dude could fall so hard without finding out some basic info first
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EddieDoyers
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Especially for someone that didn't even look good either...homeboy showed me her pic and I was like "she def looks 30 something"Dudes messing up the game for everyone else
Don't even know how dude could fall so hard without finding out some basic info first
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