5 Things You'll Have When Zombies Attack

[elcubanodel510]

1.industrial box of magnum rubbers
2.lube
3.tripod video camera combo
4.@%* -less chaps
5.light saber

 

[homeboy d]

1. p90
2. extra clips of ammo
3. knife
4. first aid kit
5. sawed off shotgun

 

[itsgettinhot]

Originally Posted by infamousod

oh I see so it's like GTA where you can somehow carry a shotgun, knife and a rocket launcher with extra ammo. got it.

...you're in a thread about ZOMBIES and his INVENTORY is the part that doesn't seem realistic to you?

And Ghenges you're wack. Step your Weapon of Mass Destruction game up.

1.

2.

 

[bad n fluenz]

1. A Panic room with a watch tower - so I can blast zombies in the crib
2. A whole basement directly linked to my Panic room filled with food
3. My man and our dogs.
4. Flamethrowers/ dynamites/ ushot guns/ grenades/ and unlimited supply of everything!
5. My family - if one of them becomes infected sorry but you getting shot in the head!

 

[nati p]

Originally Posted by YoungSole93

1. Ak 47
2. Jeanie with 3 wishes
3. Kim K
4. iPhone
5.Chuck Norris

/thread because he can slam a revolving door.

 

[kidufc]

real life megasword..

/thread

 

[yep617]

1. Dylan
2. Dylan
3. Dylan
4. Dylan
5. Dylan

because he spits hot fyah.

j/p

 

[sn00pee]

1. an impenetrable fortress

2. gianna michaels

3. mai hanano

4. ester baxter

5. unlimited amount of food

 

[jeenewed]

at you dudes bringing guns. You're gonna run out of ammo eventually.


1. crowbar
2.samurai sword
3. bike (your car will run out of gas. but a bike won't

)
4. lightsaber.
5. matches

 

[cwrite78]

Originally Posted by jeenewed

at you dudes bringing guns. You're gonna run out of ammo eventually.


1. crowbar
2.samurai sword
3. bike (your car will run out of gas. but a bike won't

)
4. lightsaber.
5. matches

well !$%%. if you're bringing a lightsaber.. my guns never run out of ammo.

 

[youngmoney]

if these r nazi zombies than i would like a ray gun

 

[twig1026]

 

[jeenewed]

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Originally Posted by jeenewed

at you dudes bringing guns. You're gonna run out of ammo eventually.


1. crowbar
2.samurai sword
3. bike (your car will run out of gas. but a bike won't

)
4. lightsaber.
5. matches

well !$%%. if you're bringing a lightsaber.. my guns never run out of ammo.

 

[Smorgasbordgie]

I thought I was the only one that would wield a Samurai sword

I'd also have a Chakra (Smart Disc from the Predator movies)
Some Duke Nukem boots
Some Clorox (Seems like it would mess'em up pretty good)
And finally, some type of oil to make the ground slippery (Zombies have a terrible center of gravity)

 

[cwrite78]

im going to make a mental note to never cross any of you NTers during the zombie apocalypse.. 'cause you dudes aint lasting more than a week

.. lolclorox, %#% you going to do, make their whites brighter?

 

[webnerd06]

1 my family
2 machete
3 molotov cocktail's
4 plenty of lighters
5 a "special" batch of koolaid... incase i get infected i can take myself out... for the greater good.

 

[Smorgasbordgie]

Originally Posted by CWrite78

im going to make a mental note to never cross any of you NTers during the zombie apocalypse.. 'cause you dudes aint lasting more than a week

.. lol clorox, %#% you going to do, make their whites brighter?

 

[cwrite78]

Originally Posted by Crispy Cream

Originally Posted by CWrite78

im going to make a mental note to never cross any of you NTers during the zombie apocalypse.. 'cause you dudes aint lasting more than a week

.. lol clorox, %#% you going to do, make their whites brighter?

for real though, if you ever have the time to pick up a book.. get the zombie survival guide. you'll see why NTer's choices are dumb as hell. andit's a good book imo

Originally Posted by webnerd06

1 my family
2 machete
3 molotov cocktail's
4 plenty of lighters
5 a "special" batch of koolaid... incase i get infected i can take myself out... for the greater good.

so let me get this straight.. if u get infected.. you're going to poison yourself... and speed up the zombie process? makes sense, RIP to your family. onlyway to kill a zombie is destroying the brain.

 

[guillermo gutierez]

1.SKYNET.

ima take control of SKYNET and set it to "KILL ZOMBIES"

2.

video tape SKYNET massacring the zombies


3. sale the tapes when the population replenishe

 

[nktran001]

Originally Posted by Uptempo kid

Originally Posted by Nktran001

1. Light Saber
2. Dad
3. Mom
4. Sister
5. Chi Ill

lol u hell bent on taking some chick from NT aren't you?

I meant Chicago, Illinois. (I'm lying)

 

[iluvjordanxi]

light saber
katana
first aid kit
scooter
flash light

 

[lee the turntablist]

hey, no one said anything bout restrictions on what we could have

 

[webnerd06]

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Originally Posted by Crispy Cream

Originally Posted by CWrite78

im going to make a mental note to never cross any of you NTers during the zombie apocalypse.. 'cause you dudes aint lasting more than a week

.. lol clorox, %#% you going to do, make their whites brighter?

for real though, if you ever have the time to pick up a book.. get the zombie survival guide. you'll see why NTer's choices are dumb as hell. and it's a good book imo

Originally Posted by webnerd06

1 my family
2 machete
3 molotov cocktail's
4 plenty of lighters
5 a "special" batch of koolaid... incase i get infected i can take myself out... for the greater good.

so let me get this straight.. if u get infected.. you're going to poison yourself... and speed up the zombie process? makes sense, RIP to your family. only way to kill a zombie is destroying the brain.

lol
damn i aint think of that....

 

[itsgettinhot]

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Originally Posted by jeenewed

at you dudes bringing guns. You're gonna run out of ammo eventually.


1. crowbar
2.samurai sword
3. bike (your car will run out of gas. but a bike won't

)
4. lightsaber.
5. matches

well !$%%. if you're bringing a lightsaber.. my guns never run out of ammo.

Lasers.

 

[cwrite78]

Originally Posted by webnerd06

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Originally Posted by Crispy Cream

Originally Posted by CWrite78

im going to make a mental note to never cross any of you NTers during the zombie apocalypse.. 'cause you dudes aint lasting more than a week

.. lol clorox, %#% you going to do, make their whites brighter?

for real though, if you ever have the time to pick up a book.. get the zombie survival guide. you'll see why NTer's choices are dumb as hell. and it's a good book imo

Originally Posted by webnerd06

1 my family
2 machete
3 molotov cocktail's
4 plenty of lighters
5 a "special" batch of koolaid... incase i get infected i can take myself out... for the greater good.

so let me get this straight.. if u get infected.. you're going to poison yourself... and speed up the zombie process? makes sense, RIP to your family. only way to kill a zombie is destroying the brain.

lol
damn i aint think of that....

yeah, im a zombie nerd.