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7 year old suspend for pop tart gun
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So let's say he was making a pop tart gun, what the hell is wrong with that?!?
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Is this a joke? Can any confirm th at this isn't real?
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gatzbygordon
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when it says suspended* does it mean they got in trouble for posting something?
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Oh lawd.
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yeah it's real, happened in MD. Heard it on my way into work and couldn't believe it. We are definitely in trouble.
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lobotomybeats
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I was thinking about this from a mathematical standpoint this morning. There are only 8 initial bites you can take out of a Pop Tart; four sides and four corners. If you choose to take that first bite out of a corner, which in all of my years of Pop Tart analysis happens most of the time, you create a Pop Tart shaped vaguely like a gun. You have a 50% chance of making a Pop Tart gun just on the first bite.
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This can't be real life...
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Sensitivity is at an all time high in the U.S.
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Don't worry, the school is giving the emotionally scarred counseling.
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Are you kidding me?
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I want pop-tarts now 
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This would've never happened if it was an apple pie pop tart.
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My Parents couldn't afford pop-tarts, had to make PB&J with crackers and toast them up.
Nothing would have happen honestly.
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all this soft **** needs to stop
SMH
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ilovedher
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these teachers are really crying out for the D!
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That's looks more like Idaho or some sh*t
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reminded me back in 5th grade when my teacher took my gameboy with pokemon blue version in it
i got soo heated i told her "ima blow up the school with fertilizer"
teacher had the shook look on her face like it just got real
they thought i was dead serious suspended me ..
i got soo heated i told her "ima blow up the school with fertilizer"
teacher had the shook look on her face like it just got real
they thought i was dead serious
suspended me ..
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