Am in the clear?Vol..puff puff

[the821empire]

So I hit the tree's pretty hard(word to Sonny Bono) on Jan. 26th, and now I have a drug test this week. Am in the clear..

I don't smoke much, only a handful times a year.

 

[stringer bell 32]

Originally Posted by the821empire

So I hit the tree's pretty hard(word to Sonny Bono) on Jan. 26th, and now I have a drug test this week. Am in the clear..

I don't smoke much, only a handful times a year.

 

[joseph camel jr]

Yeah dude, you're fine, don't worry about it. If you smoked every day up to Jan 26 it''d be a close call, you're not even close to thatpoint.

 

[vagixxer]

I see someone been listening to that Re-up tape.

Get some nisen pop them bad boys let your skin burn an then BAM your good clean as a whistle.

 

[the821empire]

How about a gallon of cranberry juice?

 

[ajchick23]

Nope...funny I actually learned about this in my health class the other day. Drugs like MJ usually stay in your system for about a month. So you're gonnabe cutting it close.

 

[certifiedflyboi23]

Fail

 

[been here]

Run a couple of miles.

Drink water

J off

Pee

Jump 10 times before the test

Spin three times while doing the test

Before the day of the test sleep on the floor

All these steps work like magic

 

[tupac jordan]

http://www.drugtest911.com/

 

[the821empire]

^^ i dont know if your serious but im gonna try it.

 

[enlightendespot]

Your good I cheifed around the same time. Had a piss test on the 13th. No problems.

 

[been here]

Originally Posted by the821empire

^^ i dont know if your serious but im gonna try it.

Keep us updated

 

[dunknforce]

the cranberry works good, niacin does as well.

Cranberry extract pills and Juice FTW

 

[enlightendespot]

Haha I don't think you need to do all of those things but it would be pretty funny if you did.

 

[certifiedflyboi23]

Originally Posted by the821empire

^^ i dont know if your serious but im gonna try it.

you're about to look like a $%$$%%! if you do...just drink some pickle or cranberry juice and you'll be alright

 

[the821empire]

cranberry juice FTW(i cant believe i just said that)

 

[Pedro Navaja]

smoke crack so you test negative for marijuana

 

[georgehimself]

When you take the test, make sure you push your tongue to the roof of your mouth, squeeze your abs until they cramp, and stick your thumb in your butt.

 

[stringer bell 32]

^

 

[superblytrife]

You're straight. Not being a heavy/chronic smoker, it will stay in your system for a week, at the most. If you smoked every day, there would be no doubtthat you were dirty.

And don't try to dilute your system with water or some other type of cleanser. If your piss test is more than just the dipstick test, more than likely itwill screen for creatine levels. If your creatine levels are too low, that's usually a sure sign that you're trying to flush your system out. Andthat isn't good.

How do I know this? I work in a drug lab for county probation/work release.

 

[certifiedflyboi23]

Originally Posted by georgehimself

When you take the test, make sure you push your tongue to the roof of your mouth, squeeze your abs until they cramp, and stick your thumb in your butt.

why would you type something like that??

 

[been here]

Originally Posted by georgehimself

When you take the test, make sure you push your tongue to the roof of your mouth, squeeze your abs until they cramp, and stick your thumb in your butt.

Wont work dude.

 

[the821empire]

Originally Posted by CertifiedFlyBoi23

Originally Posted by georgehimself

When you take the test, make sure you push your tongue to the roof of your mouth, squeeze your abs until they cramp, and stick your thumb in your butt.

why would you type something like that??

he always has that AYO kinda stuff in his posts.

 

[the821empire]

Originally Posted by superblyTRIFE


You're straight. Not being a heavy/chronic smoker, it will stay in your system for a week, at the most. If you smoked every day, there would be no doubt that you were dirty.

And don't try to dilute your system with water or some other type of cleanser. If your piss test is more than just the dipstick test, more than likely it will screen for creatine levels. If your creatine levels are too low, that's usually a sure sign that you're trying to flush your system out. And that isn't good.

How do I know this? I work in a drug lab for county probation/work release.

i'm just going to a business health clinic...are they really gonna check for all that?

 

[spuddygunz]

Originally Posted by georgehimself

When you take the test, make sure you push your tongue to the roof of your mouth, squeeze your abs until they cramp, and stick your thumb in your butt.

Please exit the thread son,

.

On the otherhand you should be just fine unless you like 300 brolic word to Joey Crack then the THC is gonna be all up in those fat cells, which would make youa dead man

actually even if you were really overweight you might be alright if you take a few gallon jugs of cranberry juice to the face..

but if you a average sized dude (no #%!*) you should be good..

and son quoted the sonny bono verse.. when I first heard that bar I was