Annoying Co-Worker Un-Appreciation Vol. Get The Hell Out Of My Cubicle

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Yo, So The Purpose Of This Thread Is To Vent Or Share Any Stories About The Idiots That You Work With....

Here Is Mine:

So We Got This New Temp Secretary...She's From Belgium And I Have No Idea How She Got This Job....She Doesn't Know How To Do Anything....Can't Create An Distribution List In Outlook....Doesn't Know How To Print From A Selected Area In Excel 
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....Nothing....I'm The Closest Person To Her So She's Always Coming Over Asking Me For Help With Simple %+%+...
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But That's Not Even The Part That Grinds My Gears....Its The Conversations....Take Today, She Really Talked To Me About Her 3 Year-Old Son's Circumcised Penis...Like Why The Hell Would She Even Find That Appropriate?
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....Like 30 Seconds Into The Convo I Was Half Expecting Chris  Hansen To Come Around Her Cubicle At Any Moment.

Now I'm Coming Back From Lunch And She Asking Me If I Know What A Camel Toe Is?

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Yo, So The Purpose Of This Thread Is To Vent Or Share Any Stories About The Idiots That You Work With....

Here Is Mine:

So We Got This New Temp Secretary...She's From Belgium And I Have No Idea How She Got This Job....She Doesn't Know How To Do Anything....Can't Create An Distribution List In Outlook....Doesn't Know How To Print From A Selected Area In Excel 
eek.gif
....Nothing....I'm The Closest Person To Her So She's Always Coming Over Asking Me For Help With Simple %+%+...
tired.gif


But That's Not Even The Part That Grinds My Gears....Its The Conversations....Take Today, She Really Talked To Me About Her 3 Year-Old Son's Circumcised Penis...Like Why The Hell Would She Even Find That Appropriate?
mad.gif
....Like 30 Seconds Into The Convo I Was Half Expecting Chris  Hansen To Come Around Her Cubicle At Any Moment.

Now I'm Coming Back From Lunch And She Asking Me If I Know What A Camel Toe Is?

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just had old hag come up to me with her dictionary in her hand asking me how to spell "perjury". Had to
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. How can you have a computer w/ internet and a dictionary in your hand and not try to look it up. And this hag comes to me like once every month with the dictionary asking me how to spell easy %%@ words. I moved to 3 different cubes this year and this bish still finds where i sit
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just had old hag come up to me with her dictionary in her hand asking me how to spell "perjury". Had to
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. How can you have a computer w/ internet and a dictionary in your hand and not try to look it up. And this hag comes to me like once every month with the dictionary asking me how to spell easy %%@ words. I moved to 3 different cubes this year and this bish still finds where i sit
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Originally Posted by TheCoolestGuyUNo

Take Today, She Really Talked To Me About Her 3 Year-Old Son's Circumcised Penis...Like Why The Hell Would She Even Find That Appropriate?
mad.gif
....Like 30 Seconds Into The Convo I Was Half Expecting Chris  Hansen To Come Around Her Cubicle At Any Moment.

Now I'm Coming Back From Lunch And She Asking Me If I Know What A Camel Toe Is?
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Originally Posted by TheCoolestGuyUNo

Take Today, She Really Talked To Me About Her 3 Year-Old Son's Circumcised Penis...Like Why The Hell Would She Even Find That Appropriate?
mad.gif
....Like 30 Seconds Into The Convo I Was Half Expecting Chris  Hansen To Come Around Her Cubicle At Any Moment.

Now I'm Coming Back From Lunch And She Asking Me If I Know What A Camel Toe Is?
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I dont have a cubicle and my desk is in an open area by the main hall. Needless to say I get a lotta people walkin by and muggin me on a minutely basis. However, theres this courier that works here that makes it a point to stare at me EVERY time he walks by until I acknowledge him. Hes always wanting people to say Hi or Good Morning. Im like ayo! Its 7 a.m. and Im trying to work man.
 
I dont have a cubicle and my desk is in an open area by the main hall. Needless to say I get a lotta people walkin by and muggin me on a minutely basis. However, theres this courier that works here that makes it a point to stare at me EVERY time he walks by until I acknowledge him. Hes always wanting people to say Hi or Good Morning. Im like ayo! Its 7 a.m. and Im trying to work man.
 
seems like more people are picking up the capitalize the first letter of every word gimmick
 
seems like more people are picking up the capitalize the first letter of every word gimmick
 
I hate when people tell me about their kids. I don't care bout yo damn kids just make sure they stay off my damn lawn.
 
I hate when people tell me about their kids. I don't care bout yo damn kids just make sure they stay off my damn lawn.
 
Try dealing with someone always trying to hang out by your desk with some foul breath. I even keep some gum at my desk. When he comes around I act like I'm getting some for me and offer him some. The sad part is that the gum sometimes only makes it worst. Winterfresh with some S@#$ breath doesnt mix.
 
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