- Apr 15, 2005
- 11,588
- 841
Naw.
- Mar 11, 2010
- 4,303
- 13
You"re stuck in a 30 foot cave by width, two 7"1 280lb canibals are there with you ready to have you for dinner, you have nothing but a cellphone and a gas bomb with you that can literally burn the insides of your nose within 10 minutes that can also mess with your brain, the cannibals are shirtless but they have on run down shorts with no shoes.
Cave is type slippery from all of the moss and the soft and slick dirt and mug thats on the ground.
You"re wearing a t shirt, cargo shorts and some hiking boots.
You can only make two calls on your cell, the local police force in the area that's 5 minutes away, or a professional cave digging company that's 8 minutes away, and you only discover that you can make these calls AFTER you've used your gas bomb.
The bomb can't kill the cannibals it'll just slow them down but it definitely can kill you, no matter what you do.
Let's see how you do this
Cave is type slippery from all of the moss and the soft and slick dirt and mug thats on the ground.
You"re wearing a t shirt, cargo shorts and some hiking boots.
You can only make two calls on your cell, the local police force in the area that's 5 minutes away, or a professional cave digging company that's 8 minutes away, and you only discover that you can make these calls AFTER you've used your gas bomb.
The bomb can't kill the cannibals it'll just slow them down but it definitely can kill you, no matter what you do.
Let's see how you do this
- Mar 11, 2010
- 4,303
- 13
You"re stuck in a 30 foot cave by width, two 7"1 280lb canibals are there with you ready to have you for dinner, you have nothing but a cellphone and a gas bomb with you that can literally burn the insides of your nose within 10 minutes that can also mess with your brain, the cannibals are shirtless but they have on run down shorts with no shoes.
Cave is type slippery from all of the moss and the soft and slick dirt and mug thats on the ground.
You"re wearing a t shirt, cargo shorts and some hiking boots.
You can only make two calls on your cell, the local police force in the area that's 5 minutes away, or a professional cave digging company that's 8 minutes away, and you only discover that you can make these calls AFTER you've used your gas bomb.
The bomb can't kill the cannibals it'll just slow them down but it definitely can kill you, no matter what you do.
Let's see how you do this
Cave is type slippery from all of the moss and the soft and slick dirt and mug thats on the ground.
You"re wearing a t shirt, cargo shorts and some hiking boots.
You can only make two calls on your cell, the local police force in the area that's 5 minutes away, or a professional cave digging company that's 8 minutes away, and you only discover that you can make these calls AFTER you've used your gas bomb.
The bomb can't kill the cannibals it'll just slow them down but it definitely can kill you, no matter what you do.
Let's see how you do this
- Apr 15, 2005
- 11,588
- 841
Naw.
- May 27, 2004
- 8,821
- 1,638
Not remotely interested
- May 27, 2004
- 8,821
- 1,638
Not remotely interested
- Jun 29, 2008
- 3,526
- 15
- Jun 29, 2008
- 3,526
- 15
- Jun 24, 2007
- 4,024
- 618
- Jun 24, 2007
- 4,024
- 618
- Jul 17, 2009
- 6,200
- 607
I'm food.
- Jul 17, 2009
- 6,200
- 607
I'm food.
- Aug 24, 2009
- 7,000
- 12
Okay so I take it I can't escape the cave by myself? If so here's how it's going to go down.
First off, I throw the gas bomb out of there. It doesn't help me (I'm already quicker than the cannibals) and it can only hurt me. Then I call the cops, I need them to bring guns in case things get messy. Next up I call the cave company.
Then, I take off my shirt and pants. Yes, I will be naked apart from my kicks but this is life and death. I roll around the sides of the cave so my entire body is covered in that slippery mud stuff, making me hard to catch/very slippery in the hands. I know these two dudes don't have a tenth of the quickness I got so I use that to my advantage. Using my t-shirt, I also roll it in the mud so it becomes heavier and easier to whip.
I back into one side of the cave and make one of the dudes approach me. Then I crouch and use the t-shirt to lash at the dude's ankles. Cause the cave is slippery and he has a high center of gravity, I can trip him. I take him to the ground and grab some mud and shove it in his throat, his nose, heck I'll stuff the whole fool's face with that +%+#.
I then go right at the other guy and take him down. As soon as both are down, I'll tie them both together at the neck and the ankles. Yes, I can lift a 280lb man. As soon as their tied together, I will fill their nose/mouth with the mud so they can't call for help and hopefully they pass out. While they're at it I'll repeatedly kick them in the balls/solar plexus.
Game over.
First off, I throw the gas bomb out of there. It doesn't help me (I'm already quicker than the cannibals) and it can only hurt me. Then I call the cops, I need them to bring guns in case things get messy. Next up I call the cave company.
Then, I take off my shirt and pants. Yes, I will be naked apart from my kicks but this is life and death. I roll around the sides of the cave so my entire body is covered in that slippery mud stuff, making me hard to catch/very slippery in the hands. I know these two dudes don't have a tenth of the quickness I got so I use that to my advantage. Using my t-shirt, I also roll it in the mud so it becomes heavier and easier to whip.
I back into one side of the cave and make one of the dudes approach me. Then I crouch and use the t-shirt to lash at the dude's ankles. Cause the cave is slippery and he has a high center of gravity, I can trip him. I take him to the ground and grab some mud and shove it in his throat, his nose, heck I'll stuff the whole fool's face with that +%+#.
I then go right at the other guy and take him down. As soon as both are down, I'll tie them both together at the neck and the ankles. Yes, I can lift a 280lb man. As soon as their tied together, I will fill their nose/mouth with the mud so they can't call for help and hopefully they pass out. While they're at it I'll repeatedly kick them in the balls/solar plexus.
Game over.
weekz
Banned
- May 27, 2011
- 2,800
- 168
i'll play.
i'd gas bomb run WHILE calling the police then call the cave diggers (u said 2 calls i believe) and basically play kill the carrier (except im the carrier)
i'd gas bomb run WHILE calling the police then call the cave diggers (u said 2 calls i believe) and basically play kill the carrier (except im the carrier)
- Aug 24, 2009
- 7,000
- 12
Okay so I take it I can't escape the cave by myself? If so here's how it's going to go down.
First off, I throw the gas bomb out of there. It doesn't help me (I'm already quicker than the cannibals) and it can only hurt me. Then I call the cops, I need them to bring guns in case things get messy. Next up I call the cave company.
Then, I take off my shirt and pants. Yes, I will be naked apart from my kicks but this is life and death. I roll around the sides of the cave so my entire body is covered in that slippery mud stuff, making me hard to catch/very slippery in the hands. I know these two dudes don't have a tenth of the quickness I got so I use that to my advantage. Using my t-shirt, I also roll it in the mud so it becomes heavier and easier to whip.
I back into one side of the cave and make one of the dudes approach me. Then I crouch and use the t-shirt to lash at the dude's ankles. Cause the cave is slippery and he has a high center of gravity, I can trip him. I take him to the ground and grab some mud and shove it in his throat, his nose, heck I'll stuff the whole fool's face with that +%+#.
I then go right at the other guy and take him down. As soon as both are down, I'll tie them both together at the neck and the ankles. Yes, I can lift a 280lb man. As soon as their tied together, I will fill their nose/mouth with the mud so they can't call for help and hopefully they pass out. While they're at it I'll repeatedly kick them in the balls/solar plexus.
Game over.
First off, I throw the gas bomb out of there. It doesn't help me (I'm already quicker than the cannibals) and it can only hurt me. Then I call the cops, I need them to bring guns in case things get messy. Next up I call the cave company.
Then, I take off my shirt and pants. Yes, I will be naked apart from my kicks but this is life and death. I roll around the sides of the cave so my entire body is covered in that slippery mud stuff, making me hard to catch/very slippery in the hands. I know these two dudes don't have a tenth of the quickness I got so I use that to my advantage. Using my t-shirt, I also roll it in the mud so it becomes heavier and easier to whip.
I back into one side of the cave and make one of the dudes approach me. Then I crouch and use the t-shirt to lash at the dude's ankles. Cause the cave is slippery and he has a high center of gravity, I can trip him. I take him to the ground and grab some mud and shove it in his throat, his nose, heck I'll stuff the whole fool's face with that +%+#.
I then go right at the other guy and take him down. As soon as both are down, I'll tie them both together at the neck and the ankles. Yes, I can lift a 280lb man. As soon as their tied together, I will fill their nose/mouth with the mud so they can't call for help and hopefully they pass out. While they're at it I'll repeatedly kick them in the balls/solar plexus.
Game over.
weekz
Banned
- May 27, 2011
- 2,800
- 168
i'll play.
i'd gas bomb run WHILE calling the police then call the cave diggers (u said 2 calls i believe) and basically play kill the carrier (except im the carrier)
i'd gas bomb run WHILE calling the police then call the cave diggers (u said 2 calls i believe) and basically play kill the carrier (except im the carrier)
- Sep 16, 2005
- 5,338
- 218
It's simple. Kill the Batman.
- Sep 16, 2005
- 5,338
- 218
It's simple. Kill the Batman.
MON5T3R
formerly cant nobody stop me
- Oct 24, 2007
- 6,040
- 1,241
Hiking boots you say? Im getting a running start a la charlie brown and giving them both a kick in the nads. Then ill just chill till the cops come.
- Mar 16, 2008
- 17,792
- 845
Call the cops...."we got two dead bodies"
- Mar 16, 2008
- 17,792
- 845
Call the cops...."we got two dead bodies"
MON5T3R
formerly cant nobody stop me
- Oct 24, 2007
- 6,040
- 1,241
Hiking boots you say? Im getting a running start a la charlie brown and giving them both a kick in the nads. Then ill just chill till the cops come.
adiosburritos
Banned
- Nov 19, 2010
- 1,038
- 15
why do people try so hard on here?
chill
chill
adiosburritos
Banned
- Nov 19, 2010
- 1,038
- 15
why do people try so hard on here?
chill
chill
- Feb 5, 2011
- 4,347
- 1,265
take off t shirt cover my nose mouth with it throw gas bomb call cave diggers then police and scramble til they come
