any crazy holiday stories ? ask me. VOL. NEW YEARS RESO

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So me and my homie go to Catalina Island. I'm a pretty crazy guy, sober or not. So naturally my friend was skeptical about taking me especially since hismom was going to be there. Nonetheless, we go there with two fifths of Smirnoff. So on the first night we're just walking around until some girls inbasketball jerseys approach us. We get some numbers and go back to the hotel. We were drinking so we continue to drink. I take a couple shots, hoping to getlucky SMH. Anyways I call them up and meet up with them. There's three girls, all smashed and kinda horny. So in my mind I'm like score...anyways wego back to the hotel and the homies are already asleep and I tell them to wake up, I get an almost empty fifth of vodka cause they have bud on them. We gointo an empty room next door I just tell the girls yeah this is my room we can smoke here. (even thoguh there is a no smoking sign on the door lol) We takesome puffs out of the peice and they're almost gone cause they don't really know how to smoke they were packing fatty bowls. So I start making outwith some chick and they start panicking and like want to leave. They steal the fifth of vodka and bolt out the door. I'm cross faded and just go back toour room faded as #$^@. My homie is like @%! dude and runs out with the others to get back tthe vodka. THey come back in a bit. We start to sleep but thenthere's a car with sirens outside. @%!. We're like maybe it's not for us just sleep. There's tiptopes..my heart is going everywhere. I'malmsot knocked out. The police go next door and smell something and tap. We ignore it. They tap louder. My homie gets the door, and asks the membersinvolved to step outside. Figures that the girls were super underage like middle school age SMH. They said they were 17 and 18 and now he's saying I havea potential rape charge and bud/alcohol charges all over my face, like four charges. And my homie is potentially taged with two, he smashed the ugly girlscell phone LOL. So a robbery and destruction charge. Damn. After that crazy end to 2009 I just want to focus on my life in 2010. But quote of the yearfrom the cop: "life is just about dope and p!*&y ain't it guys?" haha SMH at me but I"ve learned a lesson, espeically sitting in frontof the law with my bestfriend, who still has my back cause of all the thick and thin we've been through. Any interesting stories fellahs?

P.S. Sorry for being so dumb.
 
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Picturing the cop saying that just made reading the whole ordeal worth it.
 
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