I have this constant situation run thru my head where im in los angeles visiting sum of my relatives.
My aunt was cooking some fresh fish she got that morning but she forgot to get the coconut milk.
So she lets me use her camry to go to whole foods to pick it up.
so im at wholefoods and the parking lot is pretty crowded.
I notice a car real close to the entrance gettin ready to pull out and im waitin.......wen im about to pull in this convertable pulls in and steals it.
I shout at em and lo and behold it's *********** STEVE HARVEY.
So im like "YO.....YOU SERIOUS DOG?!!!????"
And he looks at me wit dat big *** grin like " you know who i am Playa? "
And im like " DOG I DONT GIVE A **** ABOUT YOU AND YA LITTLE GAMESHOW YA BEST GET BACK IN THERE AND FIND ANOTHER SPOT BEFORE I **** YOU UP KING OF COMEDY MY ***"
And this dude strolls up to me and gets real close like im on family feud and whispers
"Listen playa, im a ce-le-brity around here, you dont want any problems lil boy....so get back in ya lil camry and find another spot playa" and proceeds to light slap my cheek italian mobster style.
So im like

"LOOK STEVE IM NOT GETTIN ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT....SO THIS **** RIGHT HERE IS GONNA BE SELF DEFENSE"
then i spit in his face and sure nuff he comes at me.
Then i pull out my pen and stab steve harvey right in his adams apple like" DIDNT I ******* TELL YOU STEVE??!???? ***** NOT SO FUNNY NOW HUH CUH......TELL ROMEO I SAID WASSUP WEN YOU SEE HIM IN HELL YOU ***** *** ************"
And hes lying there breathin coughin up blood grabbin my ankle cuz he got a lil fight in him ill give him props for that.
Sometimes its coconut milk sometimes its tomatoes cuz LA yknow.
but yea thats usually how that goes