Anyone here NOT shower after they poop? That's gross.

[ownsaboat]

Ideally you should shower, but if you don't use a wet paper towel at a *bare* minimumyou're just moving the poop around. Think of it this way, if a human turd landed on your arm, would you just use a dry napkin to wipe itdown?

 

[outbackbob24]

I have to poop three times before I take a shower. It's a rule I have...

 

[nothinafter]

whats good with all these poop threads

 

[therenegade23]

How do you take a shower if you take a dump on public restrooms?

 

[thaisativa1]

I poop before I shower, yes.. but not all the time.. I do not to step my toilet paper game up, please dont tell anyone

 

[carlosdapaperboy]

Don't need to when I use these:

.....

 

[ownsaboat]

Originally Posted by therenegade23

How do you take a shower if you take a dump on public restrooms?

Ideally you would have already trained your bowels to release your poop at appropriate times. If you're over 25 you should already poop on a regularschedule. I do it every morning before I start my day. No better way to start it than to secrete an epic log, view it, shower and walk around town with anextraordinarily clean behind.

 

[kicksaholic86]

Pooping is the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning. Then I hop into the shower.

 

[crazy ebw]

Originally Posted by ownsaboat

Originally Posted by therenegade23

How do you take a shower if you take a dump on public restrooms?

Ideally you would have already trained your bowels to release your poop at appropriate times. If you're over 25 you should already poop on a regular schedule. I do it every morning before I start my day. No better way to start it than to secrete an epic log, view it, shower and walk around town with an extraordinarily clean behind.

 

[moneymakinmatt]

Originally Posted by carlosdapaperboy

Don't need to when I use these:

.....

FTW!!!!!

 

[cincoseisdos]

Originally Posted by ownsaboat

Ideally you should shower, but if you don't use a wet paper towel at a *bare* minimum you're just moving the poop around.

 

[brooklynnyc3000]

That's why there's hand washing soap.

 

[northparkblind]

at these comments...

 

[dunksnjordans1992]

Originally Posted by outbackbob24

I have to poop three times before I take a shower. It's a rule I have...

ocd?

 

[phillypg1]

One time i pooped on this chicks chest....she was like

....then itquickly turned to

....my !@#$ is more refreshing then a Malibu Bay breezeword to Jay Z

 

[wrukus]

before the shower is ideal. sometimes it just aint gonna happen though. roadtrips, all day bbqs/eating events, etc. i got bowels of steel though, i can holdit like the best of them.

 

[mangudai954]

Mandatory shower because you defecated? Thats silly..though I do agree with you about toilet paper which is why I use butt wipes.

 

[crank lucas]

Originally Posted by CincoSeisDos

Originally Posted by ownsaboat

Ideally you should shower, but if you don't use a wet paper towel at a *bare* minimum you're just moving the poop around.

dont asains do this? they keep like a bowl of water to wash themselves I think its nasty, a shower after pooping is a MUST
theres only one exception though, thats when you poop and you wipe once and its 100 percent clean, almost as if you never pooped, I love those

 

[carlosdapaperboy]

Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

One time i pooped on this chicks chest....she was like

....then it quickly turned to

....my !@#$ is more refreshing then a Malibu Bay breeze word to Jay Z

she was probably one of them chicks in Two Girls One Cup.

 

[ownsaboat]

Originally Posted by wrukus

before the shower is ideal. sometimes it just aint gonna happen though. roadtrips, all day bbqs/eating events, etc. i got bowels of steel though, i can hold it like the best of them.

Careful, that's how you get hemorrhoids

 

[nktran001]

I sometimes use baby wipes.

 

[eghckk]

Do people really schedule their poops so that they're able to take showers afterward?

 

[elpablo21]

Originally Posted by NothinAfter

whats good with all these poop threads

Word

Tis' it cleansing season?

 

[killaotaku]

Originally Posted by ownsaboat

Originally Posted by therenegade23

How do you take a shower if you take a dump on public restrooms?

Ideally you would have already trained your bowels to release your poop at appropriate times. If you're over 25 you should already poop on a regular schedule. I do it every morning before I start my day. No better way to start it than to secrete an epic log, view it, shower and walk around town with an extraordinarily clean behind.

I start my day off with a dump too.

 

[methedy24]

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