Bartolo Colon is missing.

[wearinthefourfive]

the game starts in a couple hours, will he make it?

 

[stringer bell 32]

5 IP 2 H 1 ER for the Charolette Knights tonight

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I think I saw him at the Denny's in Seaside, New Jersey two nights ago. Some fat dude that couldn't speak English ordered a grandslam with extra bacon.He didn't make much sense, but I think he was trying to tell the waitress he could pay on credit because Ozzie Guillen owes him $300 from betting onchicken fights.

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by iNiNe5

Originally Posted by Kiddin Like Jason

The White Sox finally got in contact with him.

A few Ozzie quotes:

''I think Colon disappeared,'' Guillen said before the game, unable to keep a straight face over the bizarre situation. ''I think immigration is looking for him. I worry about Colon because Colon was a big-time Michael Jackson fan. He might see the TV and cry all day long. He maybe is in L.A. at his funeral because I can't find him.''

'Coop, in the past, had a tough time,'' Guillen said. ''To talk to Colon, you got to talk to 20 different people. You got to talk to 30 different cousins of his agent who talks to his brother, his brother calls his wife, his wife says he's with Pedro, Pedro says he's with Juan. I guarantee you, I'll call [President] Obama, and we'll have a talk before Colon answers the phone.

''It's just the way he is. I remember when we signed him. We called the Dominican Republic, and it took three days to get in touch with him.''

Ozzie's a fool for that one!

 

[cquan05]

Originally Posted by Kiddin Like Jason

The White Sox finally got in contact with him.

A few Ozzie quotes:

''I think Colon disappeared,'' Guillen said before the game, unable to keep a straight face over the bizarre situation. ''I think immigration is looking for him. I worry about Colon because Colon was a big-time Michael Jackson fan. He might see the TV and cry all day long. He maybe is in L.A. at his funeral because I can't find him.''

'Coop, in the past, had a tough time,'' Guillen said. ''To talk to Colon, you got to talk to 20 different people. You got to talk to 30 different cousins of his agent who talks to his brother, his brother calls his wife, his wife says he's with Pedro, Pedro says he's with Juan. I guarantee you, I'll call [President] Obama, and we'll have a talk before Colon answers the phone.

''It's just the way he is. I remember when we signed him. We called the Dominican Republic, and it took three days to get in touch with him.''

 

[sirius lee handsome]

He's probably just out somewhere being fat