Basic Simpin 101 - I Need Help

[m1dnightmobster]

To all the NT Don Juans out there,

Here's the scenario:

-I like this chick but not enough to be with just her. I don't know her that well yet, but basically, I want a friend with benefits 'cause sheisn't jump-off material - she's more respectable than that.

How do I do it? I don't want her to get the idea that I want a relationship.

 

[kidposite]

im pretty sure a "pimp" wouldn't be in a relationship with a girl

you should try asking the simps instead of pimps

 

[bjamez20]

don't beat around the bush. make your intentions known from the jump

 

[dipsetgeneral]

eat her out...

Then see if she wanna be your man, or ya "cuddy buddy".

 

[sure lock 510]

How is any of this related to pimpin?

But yea -___-

 

[snsd]

Originally Posted by s dubl

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[s dubl]

guess what

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[m1dnightmobster]

title changed just for surelock

 

[daytona 5000]

If you want to be a "pimp" just be honest and upfront like "look I'm not looking for a relationship, I just want blah blah blah"

by doing that, you are forcing the chick to CHOOSE you. She knows what time it is, and she is making a conscious decision

to be your smash crony and accept the situation for what it is.

 

[conv3rge]

if u wanna be a pimp tell her that you DO want a relationship and dont be scared to break her heart when she thinks ur her bf


jk