Basic Simpin 101 - I Need Help

Discussion in 'General' started by m1dnightmobster, Dec 24, 2009.

  1. m1dnightmobster

    m1dnightmobster

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    To all the NT Don Juans out there,

    Here's the scenario:

    -I like this chick but not enough to be with just her. I don't know her that well yet, but basically, I want a friend with benefits 'cause sheisn't jump-off material - she's more respectable than that.

    How do I do it? I don't want her to get the idea that I want a relationship.
     
  2. kidposite

    kidposite

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    im pretty sure a "pimp" wouldn't be in a relationship with a girl

    you should try asking the simps instead of pimps
     
  3. bjamez20

    bjamez20

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    don't beat around the bush. make your intentions known from the jump
     
  4. dipsetgeneral

    dipsetgeneral

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    eat her out...

    Then see if she wanna be your man, or ya "cuddy buddy".
     
  5. sure lock 510

    sure lock 510

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    How is any of this related to pimpin? [​IMG][​IMG]


    But yea -___-
     
  6. snsd

    snsd Banned

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  7. s dubl

    s dubl Administrator

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    guess what
    Spoiler [+]
    YNS
     
  8. m1dnightmobster

    m1dnightmobster

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    title changed just for surelock
     
  9. daytona 5000

    daytona 5000

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    If you want to be a "pimp" just be honest and upfront like "look I'm not looking for a relationship, I just want blah blah blah"

    by doing that, you are forcing the chick to CHOOSE you. She knows what time it is, and she is making a conscious decision

    to be your smash crony and accept the situation for what it is.
     
  10. conv3rge

    conv3rge Banned

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    if u wanna be a pimp tell her that you DO want a relationship and dont be scared to break her heart when she thinks ur her bf


    jk