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Bears ouchea evolving vol......hell no.
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What I came in here to say.
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Actually it is real.
Earlier in the day, I read the story about that bear. It pretty much has a deformed spine due to abuses it suffered while captive on a bile-harvesting farm. The deformity permits it to walk on 2 legs much more easily than walking on 4.
But that's just what I read...could be false...
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it is very sad
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So this is how smokey got his job.
dh1water
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2 baby bears would be light work, OP wilding
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He walkin like he dont wanna crease dem numba lemns b
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I'v sonly been to a few bars in the past years, btut the seem the same.
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This is gold
@ the size of the BBC.
he a grower not a shower b
omariwestafari
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- Apr 15, 2004
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thread getting funny. but really , if they grow thumbs im getting a gun license
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if you need a gun to take down a bear, you sawft b.
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I'd hit the bear with multiple German suplexes b
suplex
repeat
suplex
repeat
suplex
repeat
suplex
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“Ok, first off, a suplex??? With a bear in his forrest?
Bears don’t even like wrestling.
If you said shoot it with a rifle, or some sort of military grade weapon, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the forrest, his territory, I’m assuming its in the wilderness so its vast, coming up against a full, grown, 1000 lb bear with his razor sharp claws and monstrous teeth.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into their home of bears and they now have a taste of blood....theyve communicated with other bears .theyve communicated and said, ‘you know what? People tastes good. Lets go get some more people.’
Theyll develop a system, to establish an attack and aggressively hunt you and your family. And they will corner you, your friends , your children, your offspring.
They will construct a series of disguises with leaves and brush. They will be able to be unseen for certain amounts of time. Its not going to be hours...maybe 30 ...20..minutes. No problem. That will give them enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the forrest, get more disguises and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
Bears don’t even like wrestling.
If you said shoot it with a rifle, or some sort of military grade weapon, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the forrest, his territory, I’m assuming its in the wilderness so its vast, coming up against a full, grown, 1000 lb bear with his razor sharp claws and monstrous teeth.
You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.
And guess what, you wandered into their home of bears and they now have a taste of blood....theyve communicated with other bears .theyve communicated and said, ‘you know what? People tastes good. Lets go get some more people.’
Theyll develop a system, to establish an attack and aggressively hunt you and your family. And they will corner you, your friends , your children, your offspring.
They will construct a series of disguises with leaves and brush. They will be able to be unseen for certain amounts of time. Its not going to be hours...maybe 30 ...20..minutes. No problem. That will give them enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the forrest, get more disguises and then stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and outmanned.
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nope.
a real man can german suplex a bear.
a real man can german suplex a bear.
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Reported for beastiality
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rather soft than dead
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RustyShackleford
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Ole boy got that Mr. Burns posture
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That bridge
