Because the best thing to do about a tough situation is to laugh... the official eldrick joke thread

[prostaffer]

here's my fav's so far. i realize infidelity and domestic violence is not a laughing matter, but some of these are too good to keep to myself...

Elin just signed with Taylormade. They are designing a club that promises to beat Tiger.

Did you hear about Tigers new driver? There is a victory red line and a fire hydrant red line.

That new driver is apparently stiff as a tree and only tiger can hit it.

The similarities of a driver and a cadillac? tiger can drive both about 400 yards.

i'm prepared stonefaces...give it to me...

 

[thesouthside]

 

[kobe4threebang]

wow thats terrible edit this crap and post delete

 

[shaunhillftw49]

If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it's time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.



What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.



What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing



Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.



What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.



Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.



Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.



Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his balls everywhere.



It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.



Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.



What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT



Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?



Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.




What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.





What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

 

[Dosguapo]

these are hilarious

 

[persiafly]

Originally Posted by kobe4threebang

wow thats terrible edit this crap and post delete

I read your post before the actual jokes and thought they would be much worse. Lighten up. No one died, even Tiger has a sense of humor about it "KobeSpecial."