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CoolGrayMemo wrote:
StylishStef89 wrote:
BriaNiLLa wrote:
how did they even know he masturbated 42 times?
They counted all the tabs he had open in his browser
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CoolGrayMemo wrote:
StylishStef89 wrote:
BriaNiLLa wrote:
how did they even know he masturbated 42 times?
Originally Posted by INS
I only buy the softest socks for a reason.Originally Posted by itz rOLLi
yo i never understood the socks thing...Originally Posted by INS
probably by the 42 jizz socks they found.
RIP is this is true
why would you cum in your socks?
does anyone really do this?
Its a contained area and you just toss it into your laundry basket
Originally Posted by DLEE2703
CoolGrayMemo wrote:
StylishStef89 wrote:
They counted all the tabs he had open in his browser
Originally Posted by bulletproofwallets
Originally Posted by therickstah2001
I once did 13 times on a half day after I got home from school. Idk i fapped once, my mind said that was nothing.... fapped again, still insatiable.... 11 times later it was 5 o'clock and after i cleaned up i passed out till the next morning. woke up and it straight felt like my piece ran 20 miles.
I bet if i had the whole day off, a couple of gatorades, and a protein bar I could have given this dude a run for his money.
Originally Posted by Space DooDoo Pistols
Originally Posted by BLinK
Imagine trying to keep a straight face at his funeral.
i couldn't, at all. not even close. imagine the eulogy :
"he left as he came... in a blast of sperm! hoooooooooo!"
Originally Posted by StylishStef89
Originally Posted by BriaNiLLa
how did they even know he masturbated 42 times?
They counted all the tabs he had open in his browser
Originally Posted by RaWeX05
All the good jokes are taken.
It sucks how addiction is so hard to overcome for some people
Well no need to worry about this dude, he overcame
...Based on the pic in the article pretty sure this is fake anyway
At first i was like
I'm not sure why, but I'm dying of laughter right nowOriginally Posted by iYen
Originally Posted by RaWeX05
All the good jokes are taken.
This.
I've been trying to think of a good joke to post but the lulz keep coming.