BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!: Megan Fox. Status: Single

[withapassion]

Megan Fox is no longer engaged to what's-his-name-who-cares-anymore.

 

[enrique23]

my chance of smashing Megan Fox just increased

 

[916kings]

Good for her. I read that he beats her anyways. (He also beat ex gf Tiffany Thiesen aka Kelly from Saved By the Bell when they were together as well.)
Hes still fine tho.

 

[jordanhendrix]

i have the closet chance shes repped where i work and i seen her a bunch of times, still very slim though lol. and she is hotter in person

 

[mw2889]

Originally Posted by DontStepOnMyShoes

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Originally Posted by Curious24

brian austin here i come

.. looks at name...

I see what you did there...

people gotta stop that its one of the worst new trends to hit the internet, dont bring that junk to NT especially the Futurama pic. Its OBVIOUS what "he did there."

Thank You!

 

[13rownie]

she has a tatoo of his name on her somewhere....i wonder where...

 

[cubsfan455]

who cares? none of us have a chance anyway. lol

 

[tmoney85]

^ exactly, i understand making a thread bout it but to call it "breaking news" and make it sound like you will ever be close enough to smell her is alittle ODing it.

 

[brettthejett]

If i knew where she lived/went for coffee/spent the majority of her work day

I'd just lurk around randomly catching eye contact with her. then I'd sliiiiide in

this process would take 6-8 weeks for delivery.

 

[goatmjxxlll]

yesss!!!!

 

[buckwheat21]

her bf messed up like eric bennett (iuno how to spell his last name)...he will never get a girl as beautiful as she is...its so whack that it is nearimpossible to meet single hollywood starlets...lol but i guess it is for good reason

 

[crazy ebw]

Originally Posted by 13ROWNIE

she has a tatoo of his name on her somewhere....i wonder where...

Waistline.

 

[airuphere23]

Megan Fox is

Damn I'd wife her up in a heartbeat.