Brethren, Where Do You Keep Your Cellular Phone When Showering At Shortys House? No PASSCODES

[regis]

You dont want to be paranoid and take that +@*% in the bathroom with you giving her reason to be suspicious of anything.
Most of the time a brotha aint even hiding nothing, but you just never know when that crazy girl from two yrs ago going to text you to give you a heads up that shes no longer in a relationship.

Also you never know when these birds decide to respond to your drunken texts. You know how it is when they try and act all reformed by responding during decent day time hours.

Or what if shorty became slightly curious and started looking through them suspect folders and found them nudes of mytmouse or shoefreakbaby from like 4 yrs ago that you just refuse to delete?

I ask my fellow pimps what do you guys do with your cellular devices?

 

[airphilippines]

Passcode on the phone FTW.

 

[regis]

Forgot to add NO PASSCODES.

 

[thedeek]

Would the excuse of playing draw something while dropping a pre-shower deuce be out of the question?

 

[bboi4lif3]

I have 2 different passcodes I use just change it to the 1 she doesn't know.

 

[shoefreakbaby]

 

[alrjordan]

Ehh, usually my girl is in the shower with me. So I don't worry about it, cuz she definitely isn't. But when its just me, I usually take it in with me, leave it wrapped up in my shorts/briefs/shirt or whatever else on the counter. She is not the type to go snooping, but I feel you on the random chick replying from something 2 weeks late or etc.

 

[bboi4lif3]

Take your battery with you leave the phone

 

[xsourdieselx]

if you got nothing to hide
and she goes through your phone
use against her to make feel guilty
then let the incriminating texts begin

 

[casperjr]

Originally Posted by Regis

Or what if shorty became slightly curious and started looking through them suspect folders and found them nudes of mytmouse or shoefreakbaby from like 4 yrs ago that you just refuse to delete

pm me plz and thank you

 

[west coast avenger]

depending on what kind of phone you have.....there is an app for that.....

 

[iluvjordanxi]

I like listening to music while I shower so I bring the fone with me. Other then that then just get a passcode. I could care less if my chick run through my fone... Foreveralonethough

 

[regis]

Originally Posted by West Coast Avenger

depending on what kind of phone you have.....there is an app for that.....

Theres just something so exhilarating about flirting with danger and leaving your *%@% all out there.
Us dudes just be paranoid even when we have nothing to hide.

You GOTS to feel me on this.

 

[jumpmanfromdabay]

Pass code ftw

 

[joe billionaire]

dont you just carry your phone in your pocket?

change in the shower, keep the phone in your pocket

and why no passcodes?

 

[ill steelo]

Put it on "no ring" (not vibrate), put it in inside of ya jeans & fold em up.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Just take it with you..

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by bboi4lif3

Take your battery with you leave the phone

this,
leave it in your pants as you shower.

 

[romedadude]

Take it with you. A couple months back I was trying to avert any situation like you mentioned so I put a passcode on my phone, and I forgot the passcode it was. My phone kept locking for longer and longer periods with each incorrect code smh. luckily i restored it and got everything back, but the lesson is, KEEP YOUR PHONE ON YOU so you won't have to worry about shawty lookin through ya %%%%

 

[Moderngz]

Na I play music on my phone when I'm in the shower. She does ask at times though

 

[PrisonerofDoom83]

Just leave it in your pants in the bathroom when u undress before you go in

 

[4u2nv]

google voice number ftw, turn off all notifications, change the voicemail so if they call and get no answer they dont know its a google voice number and lastly u login periodically to see if any birds hit you up and dont forget to log out, problem solved u can leave that phone anywhere 

 

[waitwut]

Originally Posted by AirPhilippines

Passcode on the phone FTW.

this

if you not using a password then just put it on silent keep em in your pocket and hide your pants some where

 

[rico x hood]

 

[regis]

Originally Posted by WaitWut

Originally Posted by AirPhilippines

Passcode on the phone FTW.

this

if you not using a password then just keep em in your pocket and hide your pants some where

The idea is to not look too suspect homie.

Im feeling some of these suggestions though.