Can someone please translate this for me, I think it's Chinese

[skunkindunks]

Thanks guys.
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[jthagreat]

it reads like he/she is quotin a poem or something

"Im (me) from Harlem upper town (uptown?) where we show money, steal ya girl, and wonder what now?

havent read chinese in a while tho.

 

[franklucas]

it reads like he/she is quotin a poem or something

"Im (me) from Harlem upper town (uptown?) where we show money, steal ya girl, and wonder what now?

havent read chinese in a while tho.

not sure if cereal

anyway, the first line is saying "that piece of green"

dont know the rest

 

[lazydani3l]

Something about the shorts and if you wanted that color.

 

[albooboo5]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

 

[mr marcus]

 

[mecks]

Oh my.

Classic thread in making

 

[sonoftony]

sum ting wong?

 

[franco23x]

99 problems but da kicks aint 1

 

[SplinterMatic319]

"My neighbor's got big testicles cause we see this dude everyday. We eat ribs with this dude but we didn't have a clue"

first couple lines tryna decipher the rest

 

[lovehateself]

here we go...*greenberg voice

 

[tsx24]

@ the responses

 

[antidope]

 

[lobotomybeats]

Let's put it this way. I wouldn't drink your coke.

 

[illmatic34]

"Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?"

 

[RIP sleazyy]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Can confirm.

Last 2 lines say "Love, Sosa. #300"

 

[Sneaker P]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

This had me laughing so hard at my cubicle.

 

[droseph]

sum ting wong?

 

[jaysrcrak]

I may be rusty but I think it says
"It's called... (?) Its great! And its so simple to make. All you need is some cocaine, some baking soda.."
Then it says something about eggs and cinnamon? Iono

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