CAPTIAN SIMP-A-LOT SUPRISES GIRLFRIEND WITH NEW STINGRAY CORVETTE

On the one hand this boy simps too much…on the other hand, maybe it was the old "present for myself" on the low

I used to buy my brother birthday presents that were really just toys that I wanted
 
She's got that "but I don't really like you that much" face. Awkward.
 
She's got that "but I don't really like you that much" face. Awkward.

Yeah like she was bout to leave and he just made it a little difficult. Tyrone will love the road wop from her while driving that though.
 
Some of ya'll confused, clearly that's for him disguised as a present for her.

It's the classic Homer move when he gifted Marge a bowling ball with his name on it.

Think about it this way, he might have spent some of her money on the car he wanted and still tried to get a thank you dome at the end...simp? Far from it.
 
damn man that was hard to watch, I legit feel bad when dudes do this to try and compensate for them basically being a man placeholder

even at the end she turned from a kiss; the real BF is gonna love being driven around in that
 
*Divert attention from inside and the guy who just ****** my brains out hiding in the closet*

"Nice car honey, it's ...nice"
 
That's a car you cop your wife on Xmas after 25 years because you made your first child in one
 
Yeah, seems like he wanted the car more than she did. Who knows what they and their relationship are really like but they both seem like they have 0 personality and the whole thing was awkward.
 
I would've given her a 2014 Camry instead after seeing that reaction. Jeez
 
It's the equivalent of a girl getting a man's crib redone with hardwood floors and crown molding. It's nice but it won't wow us.
 
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She acted accordingly to me :rolleyes

I mean she's a grown woman at her work place what did you guys want her to jump up and down.

The look like they're doing well for themselves and I read the comments before view the video.

You guys acted like she wasn't happy or something... and she did kiss him.

I mean different things has certain means to people... give anyone on here some Yeezy's or something sought after and you guys would flip out.

Give those same Yeezy's to any regular person and they could care less.

She seemed happy to have the car, but it wasn't like she was going to be some teenager jumping all over the place like they got their first car.
 
She acted accordingly to me :rolleyes

I mean she's a grown woman at her work place what did you guys want her to jump up and down.

The look like they're doing well for themselves and I read the comments before view the video.

You guys acted like she wasn't happy or something... and she did kiss him.

I mean different things has certain means to people... give anyone on here some Yeezy's or something sought after and you guys would flip out.

Give those same Yeezy's to any regular person and they could care less.

She seemed happy to have the car, but it wasn't like she was going to be some teenager jumping all over the place like they got their first car.

True.. She could have been embarrassed as well...
 
A girlfriend though...

When will it be mines turns to have such a great amount of wealth to throw around like that
 
She acted accordingly to me :rolleyes

I mean she's a grown woman at her work place what did you guys want her to jump up and down.

The look like they're doing well for themselves and I read the comments before view the video.

You guys acted like she wasn't happy or something... and she did kiss him.

I mean different things has certain means to people... give anyone on here some Yeezy's or something sought after and you guys would flip out.

Give those same Yeezy's to any regular person and they could care less.

She seemed happy to have the car, but it wasn't like she was going to be some teenager jumping all over the place like they got their first car.

exactly how i felt
it was so unexpected too..
 
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