Cat problem.. Need help!!

[phen0m]

Ok so.. I was taking some item to the whip earlier and had the townshouse door propped open.  When I turn to come back, I see a cat postedup on my doorstep.. as I approach it, inside of running, it starts meowing LOUDLY.. so I pause to plan my next move(because I dont want it running in the house), of course.. as I pause, he turns and runs in the house. 
 

  4 hours later.. I cannot find this bastard to save my life.. I've searched high and low, left food and water out and left.. it's nowhere to be found.. $*+ do it do lol


Cliffs:

Stray cat in my house.. cant find it
Give me ideas!!

 

[jayizill21]

Burn your house down

problem solved

 

[ryannyc]

Get food, like cat treats they like it when its a can and you shake it they come running.

probly in a space you wouldnt look. check under the bed in holes. clothes. ect behind toilet.

 

[jimmybeanz]

Judging by the meow you described, he wanted a particular type of food. Just put a bunch of rats in your house. Cat problem solved.

 

[je ne sais quoi]

It's in your ceiling.
Before you even ask, yes, of course it's watching you masturbate.

 

[ruxxx]

 

[jimmybeanz]

Alternate solution: Buy 5 pit bulls and 5 rotweilers. Buy gunpowder. Feed pits and rots gunpowder. Turn loose in your crib. Cat problem solved.

 

[mytoasterspeak]

 

[nako xl]

i can't even help you man. wait for it to die then follow the smell.

 

[ohdannyboy]

Originally Posted by Phen0m

4 hours later.. I cannot find this bastard to save my life.. I've searched high and low, left food and water out and left.. it's nowhere to be found.. $*+ do it do lol

 

[gaseousfashion]

Sounds like you have a ninja cat on your hands.

I would upload pictures but I'm too lazy.

Good luck.

 

[hombrelobo]

I don't know but once you catch him make him sew you a bunch of blankets.

That will teach him for trying come in your home. These cats always looking for a free ride. SMH.

 

[stonedface]

Originally Posted by Phen0m

Ok so.. I was taking some item to the whip earlier and had the townshouse door propped open.  When I turn to come back, I see a cat postedup on my doorstep.. as I approach it, inside of running, it starts meowing LOUDLY.. so I pause to plan my next move(because I dont want it running in the house), of course.. as I pause, he turns and runs in the house. 
 

  4 hours later.. I cannot find this bastard to save my life.. I've searched high and low, left food and water out and left.. it's nowhere to be found.. $*+ do it do lol


Cliffs:

Stray cat in my house.. cant find it
Give me ideas!!

 

[socalkid]

It might have gone out the back?
It has to meow at some point?
Under the bed!

 

[ham city]

Lil man bout to be pissin everywhere

 

[calibeebee]

R.I.P. Mr. diggles

 

[servechilled81]

time to move
i hate cats

 

[dankenstien88]

 This is hilarious  !!   

As stated, get some cat-food or tuna in a can and stake him out.

 

[phen0m]

Found it.. wedged under my bed between some boxes.. threw it some treats, water.. %+%* wouldnt move.. finally just removed the mattresses and it ran downstairs and out of the door

 

[mangudai954]

Im honestly laughing at the thought of a random cat you cant find that's hiding in your house. I'd be annoyed if it happened to me though

 

[phen0m]

Joint went hard though, I just went about my business assuming it rolled out w/o me noticing.. I was lounnging on the bed and heard loudass licking. Looked under, all I saw was those reflective eyes.. started jumping on ebed.. tossing treats, got a broom.. just took it like a champ till I pulled the mattress and box spring up

 

[jimmybeanz]

So you blatantly disregarded all the good, creative advice in this thread to do something as simple as looking under your bed??? Reported!!!

 

[phen0m]

^^ Hahah I promise it wasnt there when I looked initially. It probably moved when I left out earlier.. I throughly checked undercouches, bookcases, dresssers, closets etc

 

[gaseousfashion]

Dogs won't work with Ninja Cat.

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He might be above you.

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He might be hiding in plain sight.

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[brandon3000]

BURN IT DOWN!


word to that one NTer that "dun goofed"