Celebrities You'd Like To Cagefight (Vol. Larry King Dethroned)

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corporatejp

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Okay, at least quarterly, some rich (or formerly-loaded) actor/socilite needs to get their head split.

My list is quite long.

But right now, that Spencer Pratt dude (he is the reigning and defending !%!%$%+*% Champion that's smashing that Montag chick) has got my ire. I saw someclip on late-night E! of Beach Douche on "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here" that just won't let me sleep. Is this guy for real? No,really. Am I getting out of touch or are nobodies that become famous on some lame MTV sitcom just that slimy? At least Puck had a set, not this cat. You'renext, kinfolk.

And, I haven't forgot about you Dustin Diamond.

Sean Penn, Colin Ferrel...you might drop on the list, but you never fall off.

Besides hitting Britney Spears across the face with a wet dishrag...who do you care to wipe across asphalt?
 
Nobody right now, NT refresh my memory
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I forgot about Joe Rogan.

All talk, no experience.

Now dude is doing stand-up, which is a joke all in itself.

Up yours, Joe Rogan.
 
only Spencer...

he was my first thought before i even got in here...i say we gang up on him and whoop his %!!...
 
Bill O'Reilly!!!

all i need is a good 5 seconds though, i just wanna drop him real quick
 
i wana do the stone cold stunner on lil wayne. i friggin hate him! i would also love to give kanye an uppercut to the chin.
 
I would seriously try to kill Jay Z, I cant stand him.

an I would %$%#* slap Beyonce.
 
Originally Posted by corporateJP

I forgot about Joe Rogan.

All talk, no experience.

Now dude is doing stand-up, which is a joke all in itself.

Up yours, Joe Rogan.
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hes a brown belt in bjj. he also has a thing on his website where you can challenge him and he'll fly out to your city and fight you. still upfor it?

i think he's a obnoxious as hell too, but not so much after learning he actually does have experience.

also ithink spencer actually does bjj too, at least he claims he does.

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not to burst your bubble.
 
Originally Posted by corporateJP

I forgot about Joe Rogan.

All talk, no experience.

Now dude is doing stand-up, which is a joke all in itself.

Up yours, Joe Rogan.
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dudes also a big %!$ pothead
 
Originally Posted by Id Walk a Mile for a Camel

Originally Posted by corporateJP

I forgot about Joe Rogan.

All talk, no experience.

Now dude is doing stand-up, which is a joke all in itself.

Up yours, Joe Rogan.
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hes a brown belt in bjj. he also has a thing on his website where you can challenge him and he'll fly out to your city and fight you. still up for it?

i think he's a obnoxious as hell too, but not so much after learning he actually does have experience.

also ithink spencer actually does bjj too, at least he claims he does.

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not to burst your bubble.
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Joe...I didn't know you were a NT member!

I'm so freaking sorry...I'll give you and Spencer all my lunch money for the next seven years, plus buy you guys free mustache rides from Tom Selleck.

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No...really.

Joe Rogan claims to be an expert at alot of things, but he is a Crash Test Dummy. Fly here Joe Rogan. I'll borrow a phrase..."Beat me if you can,survive if I let you".

Don't get me started on Pratt. That dude is a defeathered ostrich.
 
joe rogan is mad annoying sometimes too. but he usually knows his stuff(mma)

his stand up is ....absolutly horrible.
 
Carlos Mencia, R.Kelly, and P.Diddy. Someone PLEASE let me fight these dudes.
 
I would like to snuff the Sham Wow dude. Also i wanna donkey punch whoever invented the Snuggie.
 
kanye
diddy
kevin pereira
drew rosenhaus
scott boras
derek jeter
the ny jet fireman superfan
 
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