Characters at the barbershop

[jfdoom]

What kind of characters do you run into at the barbershop?

That one dude that gets NO burn all day. He just sits there and watches other dudes cut hair. He quick to ask if you need a cut, though. Nah b...*points at other barber*
The hustler that always comes in to sell dvd's, batteries, socks, porno's etc
Folk with no job that chills there all day to talk about a bunch of nothing
The dominican dude that can't get off the phone or his hand off a corona bottle. He nice with the straight razor though 

 

[jfdoom]

What kind of characters do you run into at the barbershop?

That one dude that gets NO burn all day. He just sits there and watches other dudes cut hair. He quick to ask if you need a cut, though. Nah b...*points at other barber*
The hustler that always comes in to sell dvd's, batteries, socks, porno's etc
Folk with no job that chills there all day to talk about a bunch of nothing
The dominican dude that can't get off the phone or his hand off a corona bottle. He nice with the straight razor though 

 

[antonlavey]

White dude who can cut hair
Lesbian who can cut hair

 

[antonlavey]

White dude who can cut hair
Lesbian who can cut hair

 

[1c3m4m]

Everything except the dominican dude, its a black barbershop in the middle of brooklyn

 

[1c3m4m]

Everything except the dominican dude, its a black barbershop in the middle of brooklyn

 

[aldy]

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[aldy]

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[younglloyd]

The black dude who cuts hair for a living

 

[younglloyd]

The black dude who cuts hair for a living

 

[definition of dopeness]

The %+!#**+ preacher. He's usually the mf that just came home after a bid, wanna preach to everybody about judgment day. Fast forward a few weeks you dont see this #%!%# again, and you hear this dumb mf is back in jail.

And the token white boy cuttin' hair. Shout out White Mike.

 

[definition of dopeness]

The %+!#**+ preacher. He's usually the mf that just came home after a bid, wanna preach to everybody about judgment day. Fast forward a few weeks you dont see this #%!%# again, and you hear this dumb mf is back in jail.

And the token white boy cuttin' hair. Shout out White Mike.

 

[cabron james 23]

-the chair where customer sits while getting a haircut
-the customer who sits in the chair while getting his hair cut
-the barber who cuts hair
-the machine that cuts hair
-the hair that falls on the floor
-the guy that sweeps the hair that falls on the floor
-the lollipop given after the haircut
-the guy that eats the lollipop after getting a haircut
-the other chair where the next customer is waiting until he can sit in the chair where he will get a haircut

more to come later guys

 

[cabron james 23]

-the chair where customer sits while getting a haircut
-the customer who sits in the chair while getting his hair cut
-the barber who cuts hair
-the machine that cuts hair
-the hair that falls on the floor
-the guy that sweeps the hair that falls on the floor
-the lollipop given after the haircut
-the guy that eats the lollipop after getting a haircut
-the other chair where the next customer is waiting until he can sit in the chair where he will get a haircut

more to come later guys

 

[Nujavez]

There's always some funny stories ppl gotta tell when I go to the barbershop.
Today though I went to get a haircut and while I was getting cut up there was this dude waiting that was sitting there I caught licking his lips lookin @ me

 

[Nujavez]

There's always some funny stories ppl gotta tell when I go to the barbershop.
Today though I went to get a haircut and while I was getting cut up there was this dude waiting that was sitting there I caught licking his lips lookin @ me

 

[omgitswes]

Everyone in a babershop is a professional sports analyst.

 

[omgitswes]

Everyone in a babershop is a professional sports analyst.

 

[stockholm patriot]

8 Ricans there EVERY DAY FAITHFULLY and only 2 cut hair 

coolest brothas you'll meet ( Ray's on Seneca) ...except for this one Cuban dude that didn't speak English accused me
of being the FEDS cause I got a cut there all the time and he saw me jogging over 5miles every day after school, he said "Black guys don't work out that hard just cause"

...All most broke his jaw.


Then one Barber that got everything sneakers, clothes, DVDs, the hook ups on EVERYTHING for the low

Then the old guy with the ULTRA SHARP blade you scared he might just flip out just buck 50 your throat

 

[stockholm patriot]

8 Ricans there EVERY DAY FAITHFULLY and only 2 cut hair 

coolest brothas you'll meet ( Ray's on Seneca) ...except for this one Cuban dude that didn't speak English accused me
of being the FEDS cause I got a cut there all the time and he saw me jogging over 5miles every day after school, he said "Black guys don't work out that hard just cause"

...All most broke his jaw.


Then one Barber that got everything sneakers, clothes, DVDs, the hook ups on EVERYTHING for the low

Then the old guy with the ULTRA SHARP blade you scared he might just flip out just buck 50 your throat

 

[airmissionretro]

- The barber that always lies on his d*** or how many many women he has slept with

- The barber that always have to stop cutting your hair every 5 minutes to attend to something he should've done before they came to work (go to get some food, talk to baby momma, or wifey, argue w/ dude on the phone over some trivial petty bs, etc.)

- The hustler (each barbershop has one... sells anything from DVDs, mixtapes, stereos, fake shoes, etc.)


- The Saturday Dad -- takes all 7 of his sons for a haircut; talks nothing else except his son's pee wee football games; and whatever pro sports is popping for that time of year all the time


- The Madden Maniac --- this barber talks about Madden or NBA2k non stop


IF YOURE IN A SMALL TOWN:

- The club barber --- will talk about how much they drank at some hole in the wall club and then would sometimes show up to the barber hungover...

- The Friday Night Lights Barber --- would talk non-stop about the local High School football teams all day; then would brag and remininsce about his glory days of playing ball

- The OG barber --- always dropping knowledge to the young cats, but they never listen...

 

[airmissionretro]

- The barber that always lies on his d*** or how many many women he has slept with

- The barber that always have to stop cutting your hair every 5 minutes to attend to something he should've done before they came to work (go to get some food, talk to baby momma, or wifey, argue w/ dude on the phone over some trivial petty bs, etc.)

- The hustler (each barbershop has one... sells anything from DVDs, mixtapes, stereos, fake shoes, etc.)


- The Saturday Dad -- takes all 7 of his sons for a haircut; talks nothing else except his son's pee wee football games; and whatever pro sports is popping for that time of year all the time


- The Madden Maniac --- this barber talks about Madden or NBA2k non stop


IF YOURE IN A SMALL TOWN:

- The club barber --- will talk about how much they drank at some hole in the wall club and then would sometimes show up to the barber hungover...

- The Friday Night Lights Barber --- would talk non-stop about the local High School football teams all day; then would brag and remininsce about his glory days of playing ball

- The OG barber --- always dropping knowledge to the young cats, but they never listen...

 

[k of anything]

Never been to a barbershop...

 

[k of anything]

Never been to a barbershop...

 

[play2much2004]

Originally Posted by airmissionretro

- The barber that always lies on his d*** or how many many women he has slept with

- The barber that always have to stop cutting your hair every 5 minutes to attend to something he should've done before they came to work (go to get some food, talk to baby momma, or wifey, argue w/ dude on the phone over some trivial petty bs, etc.)

- The hustler (each barbershop has one... sells anything from DVDs, mixtapes, stereos, fake shoes, etc.)


- The Saturday Dad -- takes all 7 of his sons for a haircut; talks nothing else except his son's pee wee football games; and whatever pro sports is popping for that time of year all the time


- The Madden Maniac --- this barber talks about Madden or NBA2k non stop


IF YOURE IN A SMALL TOWN:

- The club barber --- will talk about how much they drank at some hole in the wall club and then would sometimes show up to the barber hungover...

- The Friday Night Lights Barber --- would talk non-stop about the local High School football teams all day; then would brag and remininsce about his glory days of playing ball

- The OG barber --- always dropping knowledge to the young cats, but they never listen...

sounds just like the shop I used to go to in Va