Characters of the College Classroom. part 2?

[200biz]

the old guy with his corny jokes that no gets and is intimidated by all the work

 

[200biz]

the old guy with his corny jokes that no gets and is intimidated by all the work

 

[rook]

The black women whos in her early 40's who talks to %*%*$$% much & tries to get with out teacher.

 

[rook]

The black women whos in her early 40's who talks to %*%*$$% much & tries to get with out teacher.

 

[200biz]

the old guy with his corny jokes that no gets and is intimidated by all the work

 

[200biz]

the old guy with his corny jokes that no gets and is intimidated by all the work

 

[dajondondo]

The kid who answers every question the teacher asks without raising hand the kid who ask questions all day and never shuts up

The kid who gets the teacher coffee every day.

The kid who dresses up every single day

The girl who comes well prepared w/ laptop, and book bag with wheels.

 

[dajondondo]

The kid who answers every question the teacher asks without raising hand the kid who ask questions all day and never shuts up

The kid who gets the teacher coffee every day.

The kid who dresses up every single day

The girl who comes well prepared w/ laptop, and book bag with wheels.

 

[fresh prince of sactown]

The cute girl in class, not HOT, not exotic or anything, but cute. lightweight conservative as she has her days. Keeps it simple, kind of quiet, but you sit there in class wondering how her head game and how much of a freak she can be. ATLEAST one in every class... I try to sit next to her make subtle conversation and what not, and shes not stuck up at all.

 

[fresh prince of sactown]

The cute girl in class, not HOT, not exotic or anything, but cute. lightweight conservative as she has her days. Keeps it simple, kind of quiet, but you sit there in class wondering how her head game and how much of a freak she can be. ATLEAST one in every class... I try to sit next to her make subtle conversation and what not, and shes not stuck up at all.

 

[mondaynightraw]

The spanish chick who reeks of fruit spray 

 

[mondaynightraw]

The spanish chick who reeks of fruit spray 

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

The absentee: guy who never shows up to class unless there's an exam/quiz.

every semester i spend the first few weeks figuring my teachers out, seeing their stance on attendance, and seeing how important being in class will actually be for me and the classes i know i can pass without attending regularly i do just that in

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

The absentee: guy who never shows up to class unless there's an exam/quiz.

every semester i spend the first few weeks figuring my teachers out, seeing their stance on attendance, and seeing how important being in class will actually be for me and the classes i know i can pass without attending regularly i do just that in

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Originally Posted by AME416

Originally Posted by DT43

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

The absentee: guy who never shows up to class unless there's an exam/quiz.

we have a good amount of these in our school.

they'll only show up twice: midterms and finals. and they'll turn in their exam after 30min. yet they'll still ace the class with a 96 and fck up the curve

SCORE!

Guilty lol

Not by choice though, and certainly not acing either. I will manage a B in some classes while showing up 5/6 times the semester, the trick is to choose the few days you choose to go, there is strategy involved.

I only did this at courses I took away from campus...like community college for my lab or a major university for my language over the summer- not possible at a smaller school.

How is this possible, ya'll professors don't penalize you for being absent?

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Originally Posted by AME416

Originally Posted by DT43

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

The absentee: guy who never shows up to class unless there's an exam/quiz.

we have a good amount of these in our school.

they'll only show up twice: midterms and finals. and they'll turn in their exam after 30min. yet they'll still ace the class with a 96 and fck up the curve

SCORE!

Guilty lol

Not by choice though, and certainly not acing either. I will manage a B in some classes while showing up 5/6 times the semester, the trick is to choose the few days you choose to go, there is strategy involved.

I only did this at courses I took away from campus...like community college for my lab or a major university for my language over the summer- not possible at a smaller school.

How is this possible, ya'll professors don't penalize you for being absent?

 

[kojomesa]

I have a lot




The pretty chick lazy chick and her ugly lazy friend

• They both walk in late then start complaining about how boring this is class is
• The hot one always insults her ugly friend on the sly and the ugly friend actually agrees with the insults (Pretty friend: "Your fat", Ugly Friend: "Yea I know my fat +++ probably shouldn't be eating these donuts)
• Also chat while the teacher is talking thus disturbing the entire class
• Want to bang the pretty chick, but the ugly friend is a major c*** blocker

The African

• So happy to be learning so he feels the need to express everything with everyone.
• Asks the most irrelevant questions thus messing up the entire flow of class causing us to stay a extra 20 minutes.
• Wears glasses and normally smells strong of Fufu and Soup or stock fish, but you don't wanna insult a grown man about his stench. 

The Ghetto $***$$+ with a phaty

• Mass is major big and always wears tight pants or spandex to show it off and probably hits Love Night Club or 24 on the weekends with her $***$$+ friends or attends a ghetto Go-Go concert
• Dumb as bricks and decides its best to text during class loudly while sucking her teeth which annoys everyone in the class.
• Talks loudly on the phone during the 10 minute intermisson that the teacher provides.
• Always tries to cheat off the smart nerdy kid who is quiet...which brings me to the next character

The nerdy quiet kid

• Fellow never says a word at all, but the teacher always lets the class know that he got the highest grade
• Walks with his head down and randomly smiles instead of laughing when the teacher cracks jokes
• Always does his best on the assignments that everyone else fails.
• Attends every class and is the first one in the room and first one out .
• Either doesn't drive or doesn't own a car, so he texts his mommy to come pick him up.

The Milf

• Is either late 30's or mid 40's with a 24 year old body, but hides it well with her sophisticated attire she wears to her job at the Pentagon or some office job in DC.
• Slightly flirts with the teacher or her younger classmates by caressing their shoulder or arm while she speaks to them.
• Talks about her children amongst serious conversations about subject matters such as starving kids in 3rd world countries.
• Complains about her husband, job, and bad children which makes you want to tell her everything is gonna be ok and makes you want to bang her in her fart box even more

The guy who thinks hes a sneakerhead because he has a lot of random sneakers that are hyped

• Normally walks in late while checking his white g shock, fixing his 511 levi clean dark jeans with his American Eagle Flannel and Jordans or SBs
• Normally has no clue about what the teacher is talking about and normally just gets up and leaves while the teacher is talking
• Commonly brags to his classmates about the rarity of his shoes and how much they cost him
• His facebook consists of pics of shoes, him at Flight Club in NY(nassau location cause he hasn't gone to Broadway yet), his Fast and The Furious cheap imitation car and him at sneaker conventions
• Will probably fail the class and go on to take it again...... and fail it again.....
• Is either El Salvadorian(who the hell wears sneakers in Salvador), Asian, or African American(with either curly hair or light to medium brown skin)

The lonley chick that wants to talk to the closest person to her

• Probably gonna go straight to sleep after class each night
• Great person to talk to and actually isn't bad looking and you'd probably ask her out on a date if you had a car(damn broke student I....I mean we are)
• Makes great grades cause she studies quite a bit and doesn't mind helping you out with advice for class
• Holds her books in the stereotypical way females hold their books in cheerleader movies or teen flicks.

The Dread Head

• Always looks high and comes in class looking foolish as can be
• Probably plays in a go-go band (TCB, CCB, EMT, OCD or one of those ignorant names)
• Hates Wale cause he feels like Wale doesn't represent the DMV in the proper manner
• Shows up 8 times and barely does any work and struggles to pass each test... and shockly he does.
• Looks like the sterotypical African American male in the DMV area that wears polo, true religon, and foams, new balances, or Nike Boots
• You don't want him in your group cause dat fool is just lazy.

I got way more, but I got class in the morning LOL

 

[maxswoosh713]

Professor: "Ok class, I'll see ya'll Monday"
Idiot: "Don't we have 30 more minutes?"

Professor: "Oh right, I looked at the wrong schedule. Anyways, let's continue..."

I HATE this guy.

 

[maxswoosh713]

Professor: "Ok class, I'll see ya'll Monday"
Idiot: "Don't we have 30 more minutes?"

Professor: "Oh right, I looked at the wrong schedule. Anyways, let's continue..."

I HATE this guy.

 

[antonlavey]

DajonDondo wrote:

The girl who comes well prepared w/ laptop, and book bag with wheels.
These people make me laugh, what the hell do u need a suitcase for?

  

 

[kojomesa]

I have a lot




The pretty chick lazy chick and her ugly lazy friend

• They both walk in late then start complaining about how boring this is class is
• The hot one always insults her ugly friend on the sly and the ugly friend actually agrees with the insults (Pretty friend: "Your fat", Ugly Friend: "Yea I know my fat +++ probably shouldn't be eating these donuts)
• Also chat while the teacher is talking thus disturbing the entire class
• Want to bang the pretty chick, but the ugly friend is a major c*** blocker

The African

• So happy to be learning so he feels the need to express everything with everyone.
• Asks the most irrelevant questions thus messing up the entire flow of class causing us to stay a extra 20 minutes.
• Wears glasses and normally smells strong of Fufu and Soup or stock fish, but you don't wanna insult a grown man about his stench. 

The Ghetto $***$$+ with a phaty

• Mass is major big and always wears tight pants or spandex to show it off and probably hits Love Night Club or 24 on the weekends with her $***$$+ friends or attends a ghetto Go-Go concert
• Dumb as bricks and decides its best to text during class loudly while sucking her teeth which annoys everyone in the class.
• Talks loudly on the phone during the 10 minute intermisson that the teacher provides.
• Always tries to cheat off the smart nerdy kid who is quiet...which brings me to the next character

The nerdy quiet kid

• Fellow never says a word at all, but the teacher always lets the class know that he got the highest grade
• Walks with his head down and randomly smiles instead of laughing when the teacher cracks jokes
• Always does his best on the assignments that everyone else fails.
• Attends every class and is the first one in the room and first one out .
• Either doesn't drive or doesn't own a car, so he texts his mommy to come pick him up.

The Milf

• Is either late 30's or mid 40's with a 24 year old body, but hides it well with her sophisticated attire she wears to her job at the Pentagon or some office job in DC.
• Slightly flirts with the teacher or her younger classmates by caressing their shoulder or arm while she speaks to them.
• Talks about her children amongst serious conversations about subject matters such as starving kids in 3rd world countries.
• Complains about her husband, job, and bad children which makes you want to tell her everything is gonna be ok and makes you want to bang her in her fart box even more

The guy who thinks hes a sneakerhead because he has a lot of random sneakers that are hyped

• Normally walks in late while checking his white g shock, fixing his 511 levi clean dark jeans with his American Eagle Flannel and Jordans or SBs
• Normally has no clue about what the teacher is talking about and normally just gets up and leaves while the teacher is talking
• Commonly brags to his classmates about the rarity of his shoes and how much they cost him
• His facebook consists of pics of shoes, him at Flight Club in NY(nassau location cause he hasn't gone to Broadway yet), his Fast and The Furious cheap imitation car and him at sneaker conventions
• Will probably fail the class and go on to take it again...... and fail it again.....
• Is either El Salvadorian(who the hell wears sneakers in Salvador), Asian, or African American(with either curly hair or light to medium brown skin)

The lonley chick that wants to talk to the closest person to her

• Probably gonna go straight to sleep after class each night
• Great person to talk to and actually isn't bad looking and you'd probably ask her out on a date if you had a car(damn broke student I....I mean we are)
• Makes great grades cause she studies quite a bit and doesn't mind helping you out with advice for class
• Holds her books in the stereotypical way females hold their books in cheerleader movies or teen flicks.

The Dread Head

• Always looks high and comes in class looking foolish as can be
• Probably plays in a go-go band (TCB, CCB, EMT, OCD or one of those ignorant names)
• Hates Wale cause he feels like Wale doesn't represent the DMV in the proper manner
• Shows up 8 times and barely does any work and struggles to pass each test... and shockly he does.
• Looks like the sterotypical African American male in the DMV area that wears polo, true religon, and foams, new balances, or Nike Boots
• You don't want him in your group cause dat fool is just lazy.

I got way more, but I got class in the morning LOL

 

[antonlavey]

DajonDondo wrote:

The girl who comes well prepared w/ laptop, and book bag with wheels.
These people make me laugh, what the hell do u need a suitcase for?

  

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

Originally Posted by Mangudai954



How is this possible, ya'll professors don't penalize you for being absent?

i hate professors who pull that crap.

I'm paying to be there so why punish me if I'm able to fully grasp and understand the work without being there everyday, if anything the professor should be applauding me for doing my work on time, getting good scores on my tests and quizes rather then giving me crap about my attendance.  if i don't understand the work or material ill be there every day but if i do understand it  i shouldn't get punished over my attendance.

 

[cedric ceballos 1995 lakers]

Originally Posted by Mangudai954



How is this possible, ya'll professors don't penalize you for being absent?

i hate professors who pull that crap.

I'm paying to be there so why punish me if I'm able to fully grasp and understand the work without being there everyday, if anything the professor should be applauding me for doing my work on time, getting good scores on my tests and quizes rather then giving me crap about my attendance.  if i don't understand the work or material ill be there every day but if i do understand it  i shouldn't get punished over my attendance.

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Originally Posted by AME416

Originally Posted by DT43

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

The absentee: guy who never shows up to class unless there's an exam/quiz.

we have a good amount of these in our school.

they'll only show up twice: midterms and finals. and they'll turn in their exam after 30min. yet they'll still ace the class with a 96 and fck up the curve

SCORE!

Guilty lol

Not by choice though, and certainly not acing either. I will manage a B in some classes while showing up 5/6 times the semester, the trick is to choose the few days you choose to go, there is strategy involved.

I only did this at courses I took away from campus...like community college for my lab or a major university for my language over the summer- not possible at a smaller school.

How is this possible, ya'll professors don't penalize you for being absent?

Know the schedule, syllabus
befriend that one responsible person in class so they tell u whats going on so ur not completely in the dark
Do the assigned reading and read the ppts online
Take exam

It isn't rocket science, but some people can't teach themselves. They need someone else to explain things to them. I just sit there in class like, I could prolly just read this 4##$$ for myself.