CHICKS THRISTY AND THROWING YOU THE BUNNS APPRECITED. vol are you serious right now

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If youve had your share to females, i know some of yall can relate to this one.

I met this chick at the club this past weekend. Got her number we texted all week, and after work i decided to let her come over to the crib. We sitting in thekitchen and im listen to this broad for about two hours, about how "crazy dudes are", "they want me to be their baby mother" and basicallydudes just throwing themselves at her. Im laying back chillin, the whole conversation, i would throw lil slick jokes out. This broad would proceed to put herhead in my lap while laughing, im sitting there thinkin that $!*$ wasnt that funny. So after about 3 times of this chick pulling this little trick, i decidedwe should go in my room.


We get in my room i throw some shorts and tshirt on and get in the bed. Meanwhile, she snooping around in my room looking a pictures and shoes, then shereplied "i don't sit on others bed bc its rude." I her "stop tripping and get in the bed"
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. Couple minutes past and shes in the bed with just her panties on, and tellingme about her tongue and click rings. So after all the rubbing in touching, shorty is so ready shes moaning and grinding on me.

Then i got a flashback of her telling me. How dudes always throwing themselves at her and they're so thirsty for her. I got this look on my face
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and processed to fall back off shorty. After she realized she was getting noaction she got frustrated and then i rolled over and fell asleep on her.

once i rolled over this image popped up in my head
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GOTCHA B
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i already know the rules for those whos gonna call ducktales so here
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shes mixed black/white 20 yrs


after her texting me and telling me how mean her top game is i will do my thing this weekend coming up. i def will strap up tho


so whats some of your stories NT
 
great thread

no really good story, bit of a twist, comic relief, and you provided the most important part of all, pics

I approve this thread
 
My best story is a chick that used to be damn near in love with me tried to jump me in her car at a grocery store parking lot (face was
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). Wasnt having that. She yelled for me to get out of her car and proceeded tospeed off pissed. Did I mention there were 2 other people in the car?


Wasnt appreciated.
 
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why didn't you just smash? if you wasn't feeling that you should of at least gotten topped off
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i can't +!+$ with the whole make out, get hot and heavy thing and not get my rocks off...sensitive testicles or something
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Yea, it's even more appreciated if you can capitalize on it, something that eludes me time and time again. I get blatant signals from girls and I donothing with it. This one bad Arab chick I used to sorta mess with in college once leaned in for a kiss and I moved to the side...and all my friends andhousemates were staring out the window and saw the whole thing and started
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Nah dude, just sitting there listen to her, talk about how she mess with dudes who are basically lames. Bc they chasing her and gassing her, feeding into herlil ego. When shorty left this morning, she seemed so confused and asked me 3 differnt times, when she going to see me again.
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Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Yea, it's even more appreciated if you can capitalize on it, something that eludes me time and time again. I get blatant signals from girls and I do nothing with it. This one bad Arab chick I used to sorta mess with in college once leaned in for a kiss and I moved to the side...and all my friends and housemates were staring out the window and saw the whole thing and started
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You a cold *#@ dude.
 
Originally Posted by FreezeTag

Nah dude, just sitting there listen to her, talk about how she mess with dudes who are basically lames. Bc they chasing her and gassing her, feeding into her lil ego. When shorty left this morning, she seemed so confused and asked me 3 differnt times, when she going to see me again.
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You played it well sir. She gave the opening though. She expected you to be one of those guys who will chase her, and you didn't. That made her want youeven more. A lot of people on NT should learn from this.
 
Originally Posted by nycknicks105

Originally Posted by FreezeTag

Nah dude, just sitting there listen to her, talk about how she mess with dudes who are basically lames. Bc they chasing her and gassing her, feeding into her lil ego. When shorty left this morning, she seemed so confused and asked me 3 differnt times, when she going to see me again.
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You played it well sir. She gave the opening though. She expected you to be one of those guys who will chase her, and you didn't. That made her want you even more. A lot of people on NT should learn from this.
Chuchhhh
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What you doin wasting time texting and listening to her BS for two hours if your not gonna beat those and mistreat those?
 
Originally Posted by sportinjordans916

What you doin wasting time texting and listening to her BS for two hours if your not gonna beat those and mistreat those?
He was planting seeds...not everyone will understand how he did that on this though, which is perfectly understandable.
 
Please Believe im beating this weekend. Before she got there my intentions was to smash, but I was floored that she would sit there telling me that. I mean Iwould never tell a chick how much other broads chase me and how I get stuff outta them. After hearing that first personal conversation with her, I realized, imgoin to smash and dash, or at the most she's gonna be that chick u just try nasty porn *#$# with and nothing more.
 
This message should be stickied or something because this is basically a tutorial on how to treat %%%*!. I approve of this thread.
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