Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris can make Hellen Keller flinch.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

They say chuck norris' tears cure cancer. It's too bad he's never cried.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them.




post yours.

 

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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris can make Hellen Keller flinch.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

They say chuck norris' tears cure cancer. It's too bad he's never cried.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them.




post yours.

 

[derventa]

I'll be THAT guy...

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Chuck Norris just round house kicked this thread into failure.

 

[derventa]

I'll be THAT guy...

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Chuck Norris just round house kicked this thread into failure.

 

[marcgrat]

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can butt %@%! you with his butt.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris wrong. Once.

 

[marcgrat]

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can butt %@%! you with his butt.

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

The Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris wrong. Once.

 

[shaunhillftw49]

Yuku isn't a bad message board, Chuck Norris just hates Theta's posts

 

[shaunhillftw49]

Yuku isn't a bad message board, Chuck Norris just hates Theta's posts

 

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[mycoldyourdone]

I'm sorry I can't, I'm too busy rasing the roof.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

I'm sorry I can't, I'm too busy rasing the roof.

 

[justforsneaks]

Chuck Norris jokes are so 2006. They're played out, seriously 

 

[justforsneaks]

Chuck Norris jokes are so 2006. They're played out, seriously 

 

[theta]

Originally Posted by justforsneaks

Chuck Norris jokes are so 2006. They're played out, seriously 

then !%*$ off, seriously

 

[theta]

Originally Posted by justforsneaks

Chuck Norris jokes are so 2006. They're played out, seriously 

then !%*$ off, seriously

 

[justforsneaks]

Originally Posted by Theta

Originally Posted by justforsneaks

Chuck Norris jokes are so 2006. They're played out, seriously 

then !%*$ off, seriously

what a way to make a lame attempt on a comeback. By the way, Betty White is the new Chuck Norris

 

[justforsneaks]

Originally Posted by Theta

Originally Posted by justforsneaks

Chuck Norris jokes are so 2006. They're played out, seriously 

then !%*$ off, seriously

what a way to make a lame attempt on a comeback. By the way, Betty White is the new Chuck Norris

 

[airjapan707]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.

 

[airjapan707]

Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died.