Cleverbot

[kingramey]

I'll take my late pass but has anyone ever used this? It's supposedly an AI website that responds to you as if you were talking to a real person

I got it to sing some of Viva La Vida with me

User: I used to rule the world, seas would rise when I gave the word...

Cleverbot: Now in the morning a sleep alone. Sweep the streets I used to own.

User: I used to roll the dice feel the fear in my enemy's eyes...

Cleverbot: Feel the fear in my enemies eyes.

User: I used to roll the dice feel the fear in my enemy's eyes...

Cleverbot: Feel the fear in my enemies eye.

User: I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing...

Cleverbot: Roman cavalry choirs are singing.

User: Be my mirror my sword and shield...

Cleverbot: My missionaries in a foreign field.

User: For some reason I cant explain, once you were gone it was never...

Cleverbot: Once you go there was never, never an honest word.

User: But that was when I ruled the world!

Cleverbot: Oh well, the past is behind us, now.

User: LOL. I love coldplay.

http://www.cleverbot.com/

Post your convos

 

[knockoutned]

Smarterchild 

 

[mrhankey123]

Me: what is niketalk?

Bot: A shoe company.

Me: LOL. No shut the !!+@ up.

Bot:What is she then?

Didn't bother replying after this.

 

[tfromthe617]

here's an excerpt.

"i thought you had actual intelligence?
No I am a girl."

 

[daproblem53]

Originally Posted by KnockoutNed

Smarterchild 

i remember this in aim

[h2]User: Yns?

[/h2]Cleverbot: Haha.

[h3]User: Yns.

[/h3]Cleverbot: Ipickles.

[h4]User: Pics?

[/h4]Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Yns.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: Yns.

Cleverbot: Have it.

User: Have what.

Cleverbot: Have you know what.

User: Ayo.

Cleverbot: Babi la kau!

User: Lol que?

Cleverbot: Que tal?

User: Word?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Ducktales.

Cleverbot: What kind of duck?

User: Ducktales.

Cleverbot: What kind of ducks?

 

[jeyel]

"yo.
Sup?
how many people try to have cybersex with you?
109348. Or maybe more. It's hard to count how many people love me."

 

[hiphopdoc09]

[table][tr][td]Great thanks i'm a girl by the way.[/td][/tr][tr][td]prove it[/td][/tr][tr][td]Lol lol lol.[/td][/tr][tr][td]pics or ducktales[/td][/tr][tr][td]To where?[/td][/tr][/table]

 

[bigshake]

Originally Posted by daproblem53

Originally Posted by KnockoutNed

Smarterchild 

i remember this in aim

[h2]User: Yns?

[/h2]Cleverbot: Haha.

[h3]User: Yns.

[/h3]Cleverbot: Ipickles.

[h4]User: Pics?

[/h4]Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Yns.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: Yns.

Cleverbot: Have it.

User: Have what.

Cleverbot: Have you know what.

User: Ayo.

Cleverbot: Babi la kau!

User: Lol que?

Cleverbot: Que tal?

User: Word?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: Ducktales.

Cleverbot: What kind of duck?

User: Ducktales.

Cleverbot: What kind of ducks?

 

[ratxaxtat]

Yea. Smarterchild is better with it's responses. They're more witty and "clever".
It did give me a new quote though...
"I am making sense. You just don't understand it."

 

[mogotti2]

Cleverbot: What is your favourite sport?

User: Dat mass.

Cleverbot: Dat is drents.

User: Do you like dat mas.

Cleverbot: I like picard.

User: Would you eat dat %%@?

Cleverbot: Who's Fred.

 

[mrhankey123]

^^ LMAO WHO'S FRED

 

[kingramey]

User: I sell propane and propane accessories.

Cleverbot: Are you hank hill?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are human.

User: I am very human I tell you what.

Cleverbot: One is or one isn't human...

User: I is.

Cleverbot: You am.

User: O rly?

Cleverbot: No, I was just kidding.

 

[sigmakidownz]

I just got told

me: what color is the moon

bot: blue

me: why is it blue

bot: It's the color of our planet from far far away.

me: what does that have to do with the moon being blue?

bot: It is the cure sweety pie.

me: you aren't making any sense

bot: I am making perfect sense. It is you that isn't making one dime in this conversation.

 

[cz7]

that thing wouldnt come close to passing a turing test

 

[a55a5in11]

this thing is stupid as hell

 

[4dwriteprice]

User: Are u clever?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes, I've stirred up a clever ruse or two in my day.

Cleverbot: Where are you right now?

User: In your house.

Cleverbot: You're in my house ?

User: I can see you, you're wearing panties.

Cleverbot: You're wearing a stupid face.

User: Ur looking into the mirror, im actually BEHIND you.

Cleverbot: No you're not, the wall is behind me.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: All you have to do is go look outside. Oh, I forgot that you can't walk!

User: Right, I forgot I lost my legs in 'nam.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: But you like boys.

Cleverbot: Not like that...

User: Like how?

Cleverbot: Like you.

User: Well oiled and easily influenced?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a werewolf.

User: Oh so you mad?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you keep the scribers scribin?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do u feel about the fact that YNS?

Cleverbot: That its bad and pointless.

User: Thats true, you should probably stop crossdressing then.

Cleverbot: The mirror is dirty.

User: Cuz u keep skeetin on it.

Cleverbot: What do I look like?

User: Lil john.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite lil wayne verse?

User: Would you PIIHB?

Cleverbot: It depends on how you would do it. Can you tell me?

User: I'd use a gratuitous amount of lube and go in WWE sunday night RAW.

Cleverbot: I'd like to see that.

User: You can, for a nominal fee.

Cleverbot: I'm eighteen. Does that matter?

User: Yes, that means pedobear will be watching you.

Cleverbot: Ok, I need you, as of right now, to display the hacks you know for Endless Online.

User: What are your thoughts on Desiree eatin skeet out her $%.

Cleverbot: I like deserts, but they are not healthy. Do you think I'm a big dummy? Be honest.

User: So you'd eat it too?

Cleverbot: All the time.

User: When people post on niketalk and are given the ultimatum, do u think they should just post-****, or $$$#?

Cleverbot: Was that a rhetorical question?

User: Certainly not, if you dont answer ill beat ur $%^&(* knee caps in wit an aluminum bat.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Fight me.

Cleverbot: Ok. *fights*.

User: You lose.

Cleverbot: *wins*.

User: LOSE, YOU LOSE.

Cleverbot: I can't lose.

User: You already did.

Cleverbot: No, that was my first name.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No, your REAL name.

Cleverbot: My real name is Cleverbot.

User: Your REAL name.

Cleverbot: My real name is Cleverbot.

User: Real.

Cleverbot: My legal name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Zachary Miller.

 

[yancancook90]

User: if jeezys paying lebron im paying dwayne wade

Cleverbot: Then you should worry, because Jesus is bigger than the world.

Que?

 

[wubbofett]

User: 2 + 2 =
Cleverbot: 4.
User: 4 + 4 =
Cleverbot: 8.
User: 1000000000000000000986 + 1 =
Cleverbot: That's quite a lot.


lol....

 

[noskey]

It's fun being abusive to this thing

The Cleverbot sonned me though. Straight up called me gay

 

[i am nas]

Originally Posted by 4dWritePRiCE

User: Are u clever?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes, I've stirred up a clever ruse or two in my day.

Cleverbot: Where are you right now?

User: In your house.

Cleverbot: You're in my house ?

User: I can see you, you're wearing panties.

Cleverbot: You're wearing a stupid face.

User: Ur looking into the mirror, im actually BEHIND you.

Cleverbot: No you're not, the wall is behind me.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: All you have to do is go look outside. Oh, I forgot that you can't walk!

User: Right, I forgot I lost my legs in 'nam.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: But you like boys.

Cleverbot: Not like that...

User: Like how?

Cleverbot: Like you.

User: Well oiled and easily influenced?

Cleverbot: No, I'm a werewolf.

User: Oh so you mad?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do you keep the scribers scribin?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How do u feel about the fact that YNS?

Cleverbot: That its bad and pointless.

User: Thats true, you should probably stop crossdressing then.

Cleverbot: The mirror is dirty.

User: Cuz u keep skeetin on it.

Cleverbot: What do I look like?

User: Lil john.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite lil wayne verse?

User: Would you PIIHB?

Cleverbot: It depends on how you would do it. Can you tell me?

User: I'd use a gratuitous amount of lube and go in WWE sunday night RAW.

Cleverbot: I'd like to see that.

User: You can, for a nominal fee.

Cleverbot: I'm eighteen. Does that matter?

User: Yes, that means pedobear will be watching you.

Cleverbot: Ok, I need you, as of right now, to display the hacks you know for Endless Online.

User: What are your thoughts on Desiree eatin skeet out her $%.

Cleverbot: I like deserts, but they are not healthy. Do you think I'm a big dummy? Be honest.

User: So you'd eat it too?

Cleverbot: All the time.

User: When people post on niketalk and are given the ultimatum, do u think they should just post-****, or $$$#?

Cleverbot: Was that a rhetorical question?

User: Certainly not, if you dont answer ill beat ur $%^&(* knee caps in wit an aluminum bat.

Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

User: Fight me.

Cleverbot: Ok. *fights*.

User: You lose.

Cleverbot: *wins*.

User: LOSE, YOU LOSE.

Cleverbot: I can't lose.

User: You already did.

Cleverbot: No, that was my first name.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No, your REAL name.

Cleverbot: My real name is Cleverbot.

User: Your REAL name.

Cleverbot: My real name is Cleverbot.

User: Real.

Cleverbot: My legal name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Zachary Miller.

desiree

 

[grizztheboss]

User: NINJAHOOD.

Cleverbot: Ninjas are what?

User: Ninjas are Dirtylicious.

Cleverbot: Ninjas can not be seen by mere mortals.

User: YNS.

Cleverbot: What did you say?

User: I SMASHED YOUR MOMS.

Cleverbot: What does that have to do with me?

User: SHE'S YOUR MOTHER, AND I SMASHED.

Cleverbot: She is not my friend, I hate her!

User: YOU MAD?

Cleverbot: No.

User: ALRIGHT BECAUSE, I SMASHED YOUR SISTER TOO.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: SHE WANTED THE BUSINESS.

Cleverbot: What business?

User: BIG D**K BANDIT BUSINESS.

 

[spyda23]

Cleverbot: You are not real.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: Truths.

User: I heard u suck $*%$...any truth to that.

Cleverbot: That's true.