Cockiest/Most Boastful lines?

[sooperhooper]

I pop tags on a throwback fast/
ninja please, I'm wearin these when i cut my grass. - TI

the first that came to my mind.

 

[22 deuces 22]

Originally Posted by Skip2MyLou23

Who they attracting with that line "What's your name, what's your size"?
Soon as he buy that wine, I just creep up from behind
And ask you what your interests are, who you be with?
Things that make you smile, what numbers to dial

How do you mess up some classic lyrics. Real talk, how many times have you heard that song? You never stopped to ask yourself what he means by"what's your size?"
Seriously, how do you not know the lyrics?

 

[an66eon]

You see me hit the ground runnin'
A hundred miles and still gunnin'
I might be the coldest*@#+*# that ever done it
I hit 'em with the flow that'll get me paid
Money, at the same time in the game ya can't touch this
Smooth with the roughness, thuggish ruggish
I put a little bit of singing with it, and they love it (Rugged)
Put 'em all in the bucket
Busted, lyrical killa to get dusted (dusted!!)
I can tell how you bite my style, you been eatin good
But I'm finna shut 'em all down (all down)

 

[blade br0wn]

"...You ain't neva seen a N'a like me... ever in your life... AND THAT'S WHAT YOUCAN'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!..."

- Diddy "Hate Me Now"

 

[greezee]

Originally Posted by North Dade Represent

Special Ed on "I Got It Made" has to be the most braggadocious song ever

 

[notoriousmj23]

It's A Thousand You's, It's Only One Of Me- Kanye

I Don't Know Why I Need A Stylist/ When I Shop So Much, I Can Speak Italian- Kanye

Wanna Walk iN My Shoes, You Need 10 Socks- Lil' Wanye

You Sleep Betta Knowing You Gon Wake Up Paid- ??? Forgot

N**** Got Hella Cake, Make It Rain On'em Till They Umbellas' Break- Fabolous

They Call Me Seymore Cake Cuz When U See Me, U See More Cake- Stack Bundles

 

[deuce king]

Of course this thread is gonna be filled with Jay lines, so I'll put the first one that came to mind.......

"Ninja please, chumps don't tour like us
You on the road a million hours, I fly over your bus".......everytime I hear that verse I just invision Jay flying over Fat Joe'stour bus in the sky just laughing at him

"When I see them in the street, I don't see none of that
Dam playboy, where the #@+@ is the hummer at?
Where is all the ice with all the platinum under that?
Those ain't rolex diamonds, what the #@+@ you done to that?"

Matter of fact, all of Imaginary Player

 

[in more checks than nike]

I'm so fly that the mirrors salty, yall blame it on God?, well how dare yall fault me!...
Some say im childish for keepin my tags on, but f' it i say its stylish im gettin my brag on. - STACK

 

[hunnit8seven]

you should be honored by my lateness. that i would even show up to this fake sh

 

[jmattl]

"you that !*!% cause i actually dig you/ know im that dude cause i actually picked you" - Joe Budden

 

[blackmagnus514]

all of Imaginary Player

 

[kingpin2321]

I'm the first!+!!#$ that had you watchin flicks by DeNiroYou gained crazy points, baby, just bein with GodTaught you how to eat the right foods, fast, and don't eat lardI gave you earth lessons, I came to YOU as a blessin

 

[skip2mylou23]

Originally Posted by 22 Deuces 22

Originally Posted by Skip2MyLou23

Who they attracting with that line "What's your name, what's your size"?
Soon as he buy that wine, I just creep up from behind
And ask you what your interests are, who you be with?
Things that make you smile, what numbers to dial

How do you mess up some classic lyrics. Real talk, how many times have you heard that song? You never stopped to ask yourself what he means by "what's your size?"
Seriously, how do you not know the lyrics?

Upon further inspection, does he say "sign" as in Leo or Pisces? If so, that makes so much more sense.

 

[skip2mylou23]

"I go to Niketown. I tell them'Wipe me down'."

"I got more mack than Craig and in the bed,
believe me sweety I got enough to feed the needy"

 

[kingtre]

of course Jay is gonna be king in this thread but dont forget thesnowman

edit: no filter on the swears.....i aint editing that all that

pick a Jeezy song and theres some heavy bragging

 

[18th letter]

i'm so mean and so nice

with the sh' that i write

i make jesus say "jesus christ!"

hands down the best verse of santana's career

I pop tags on a throwback fast/
ninja please, I'm wearin these when i cut my grass. - TI

 

[demonbasketball04]

"I been real all my life they confuse it wit conceit"


Not that cocky, but straight up boastful.

 

[tillmatic]

What More Can I Say-Jay Z

 

[heatonmyfeet23]

When you meet me in person, What do you feel like?
I know I know I look better in real life. - Kanye

 

[22 deuces 22]

Originally Posted by Skip2MyLou23

Upon further inspection, does he say "sign" as in Leo or Pisces? If so, that makes so much more sense.

 

[lawless2387]

I'm a legend, you should take a picture with me. You should be happy to be in my presence, I should charge you a fee. I'm big dog Glen Rob listen godyou a flea. Hova. Maybe my favorite hov line ever.

 

[guerillaunit]

I done slept with the best, I ain't gotta flex
Got yo girl stretched out, pullin' up her dress
Checkin' out her spread and I am impressed
G-strings right in the middle of them wet
Her girlfriends with her and all of them next
I passed them a bottle, gave all of them X
Head *%+@!@ Popper*, so all them expect
The best sex, and that's what all of them get

 

[ThaxbyChamblis]

I face-%##* the ones you couldn't touch on....

 

[shabooyah1124]

"What's this#+!*++%+%%**$ rap game without L?
Yo, that's like jewels without ice
That's like china without rice
or the Holy Bible without Christ
or the Bulls without Mike
or crackheads without pipes
The Village without $*$+%
or hockey games without fights
Don't touch the mic if you unable to spit
Flamboyant is the label I'm with, !*$%%$!%!$#@"

Big L was a problem.

 

[itsmesnitches21]

The whole Upgrade U song...