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 Man Arrested For Masturbating On Megabus From D.C. To New York

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/10/megabus-masturbating_n_3417036.html
As if a bus ride on its own isn't bad enough.

Warning: what follows is gross.

A man was caught masturbating on a Megabus traveling from D.C. to New York Friday, according to DCist.

On Monday, a Reddit user decided to post a rundown of the events that may make you think twice before booking that next ticket:
I was on a MegaBus en route to NYC this past Friday and some guy was watching porn on his phone and jerking off. He stroked it for about 2 hours. Literally had his penis sticking completely out of his pants with absolutely no regard for anyone else on the bus. He didn't look like a scumbag, but clearly he had some issues. Not knowing the correct protocol for this kind of situation I asked around for advice.
But somebody else on the bus must have called the authorities because just before the Lincoln Tunnel the cops came on the bus. They asked if anything was going on that they should be aware of and I raised my hand and told them about the man. He was pulled off the bus, cuffed and taken away.
The Redditor was sitting on the upper level of the double-decker bus and could see the suspect, who was -- according to subsequent comments -- on the first level. The Reddit user also wrote that while no one sat next to Mr. All Out, "there was a woman across the aisle."

And here's a video of what the Redditor says is the suspect, being frisked and arrested by police officers:



As one Redditor put it in the (now-long) thread about the incident: What a jerk!

Update, 5 p.m.: A spokesperson from the Port Authority confirmed to the Huffington Post on background that on Friday evening, a man was arrested for public lewdness on a Megabus.

We've reached out to Megabus for confirmation of this account -- we'll update the piece when we have more information.
 
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2 hours?! I can promise we would have been fighting on that bus if he was sitting next to me...it would have been straight up Elimination Chamber in that *****. Just scream like a little girl and start thrashing. When the cops came, I would have said he was trying to rape me and let his exposed pipe be the evidence.
 

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:x 2 hours?! I can promise we would have been fighting on that bus if he was sitting next to me...it would have been straight up Elimination Chamber in that *****. Just scream like a little girl and start thrashing. When the cops came, I would have said he was trying to rape me and let his exposed pipe be the evidence.
You brave. What if you got hit with some friendly fire? The risk is too damn high.
 
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:x 2 hours?! I can promise we would have been fighting on that bus if he was sitting next to me...it would have been straight up Elimination Chamber in that *****. Just scream like a little girl and start thrashing. When the cops came, I would have said he was trying to rape me and let his exposed pipe be the evidence.
You brave. What if you got hit with some friendly fire? The risk is too damn high.
i got you fambs



also word its not worth getting shot at. word to chappelle, if you get hit, its a wrap on your day.

too much real life...
 
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:lol: that cop was mad because he had to put cuffs on a dude's hands who just got done "jackin it"
 
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So instead of using your brain and calling the authorities, you go online and ask for advice? :smh: and this goes on for 2 hours? Amazing.
 
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yo that cop had his jacket of and took off his cap like he was about to clap shoulders, spewin that angry ether. other cop was just standing there like 'uhh' :rofl:
 
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