- Mar 19, 2008
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i boofed my boy's brother's GF of 20 years in his kitchen. totally worth it.
i had a one nighter with a wildebeest last month. i gave her a fake name.
at a HW party i turned down this chick for a kiss and drunkenly yelled "i know who your ex husbands are and i'm not getting their falling fourths"
i laughed out loud at a kid running around the airport gate that plowed into the desk and started that long inhale crying thingy. that kid sucked.
i cropdusted a lotta people in public.
i tooted at a bar while talking to this chick. she smelled it and i blamed it on my boy. he has no idea it was me.
i barfed in the trash can at work, didn't take the bag out and left it there overnight.
at work, my boy had me wait while he @!#*. apparently it was bad, with the bowl getting dalmatianed. what i didn't know was that he used the ladies restroom and they were HEATED the next day.
i had a one nighter with a wildebeest last month. i gave her a fake name.
at a HW party i turned down this chick for a kiss and drunkenly yelled "i know who your ex husbands are and i'm not getting their falling fourths"
i laughed out loud at a kid running around the airport gate that plowed into the desk and started that long inhale crying thingy. that kid sucked.
i cropdusted a lotta people in public.
i tooted at a bar while talking to this chick. she smelled it and i blamed it on my boy. he has no idea it was me.
i barfed in the trash can at work, didn't take the bag out and left it there overnight.
at work, my boy had me wait while he @!#*. apparently it was bad, with the bowl getting dalmatianed. what i didn't know was that he used the ladies restroom and they were HEATED the next day.
